Jaylee the Jelly
@jayleevt.bsky.social
🪼 Vtuber. Writer. Game Dev. 🪼 she/her 🪼 nonBInary ho ho 🪼
http://twitch.tv/jayleevt
http://twitch.tv/jayleevt
i've been unemployed for almost a year now. and my partner did the math and if i can't find a job by like february, we won't be able to afford our apartment anymore so like. that's .... good to know
November 20, 2025 at 6:12 AM
i've been unemployed for almost a year now. and my partner did the math and if i can't find a job by like february, we won't be able to afford our apartment anymore so like. that's .... good to know
The illustrious @andreikroy.bsky.social is forcing me to stream I mean has nicely invited me to hang out, come with us! twitch.tv/jayleevt
November 19, 2025 at 5:13 PM
The illustrious @andreikroy.bsky.social is forcing me to stream I mean has nicely invited me to hang out, come with us! twitch.tv/jayleevt
as someone who slowly lost all their teeth and wears dentures before i'm 40
Y'ALL DO NOT *APPRECIATE* YOUR TEETH ENOUGH
go bite into something really hard and crunchy. bite your nails. HOLD A PEN IN YOUR TEETH. smile real big. omg open a plastic wrapper with your teeth. do it for me. aaaaaaa.
Y'ALL DO NOT *APPRECIATE* YOUR TEETH ENOUGH
go bite into something really hard and crunchy. bite your nails. HOLD A PEN IN YOUR TEETH. smile real big. omg open a plastic wrapper with your teeth. do it for me. aaaaaaa.
November 19, 2025 at 3:43 PM
as someone who slowly lost all their teeth and wears dentures before i'm 40
Y'ALL DO NOT *APPRECIATE* YOUR TEETH ENOUGH
go bite into something really hard and crunchy. bite your nails. HOLD A PEN IN YOUR TEETH. smile real big. omg open a plastic wrapper with your teeth. do it for me. aaaaaaa.
Y'ALL DO NOT *APPRECIATE* YOUR TEETH ENOUGH
go bite into something really hard and crunchy. bite your nails. HOLD A PEN IN YOUR TEETH. smile real big. omg open a plastic wrapper with your teeth. do it for me. aaaaaaa.
Genshin fanfic writers need to leave those poor slimes alone 😭😭😭😭
November 18, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Genshin fanfic writers need to leave those poor slimes alone 😭😭😭😭
Reposted by Jaylee the Jelly
thinking about the ten foot tall reindeer inflatable that's zooted to the moon
November 18, 2025 at 6:29 AM
thinking about the ten foot tall reindeer inflatable that's zooted to the moon
love waking up and my whole shoulder is like "TIME TO BE IN AGONIZING PAIN!!!!!!" why??? what did I do to you??? what sort of nonsense was i doing in my sleep???
November 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
love waking up and my whole shoulder is like "TIME TO BE IN AGONIZING PAIN!!!!!!" why??? what did I do to you??? what sort of nonsense was i doing in my sleep???
can i give out my address to receive cards even though I am too broke to send cards 🥹 i will post pictures of my dogs beside the cards in return
November 13, 2025 at 3:19 AM
can i give out my address to receive cards even though I am too broke to send cards 🥹 i will post pictures of my dogs beside the cards in return
seeking someone who will fight bosses in genshin for me, in exchange I will go on voice and say "omg woww~ you're so good at this!!! ahhh thank you~~" in a very cute girl voice.
November 12, 2025 at 2:02 AM
seeking someone who will fight bosses in genshin for me, in exchange I will go on voice and say "omg woww~ you're so good at this!!! ahhh thank you~~" in a very cute girl voice.
i want whoever keeps voting for daylight savings time to come to my home and explain to my dog why she's not getting her pills (read: CHEESE) at the same time anymore
November 11, 2025 at 2:04 AM
i want whoever keeps voting for daylight savings time to come to my home and explain to my dog why she's not getting her pills (read: CHEESE) at the same time anymore
I hate job hunting so much. Aaaaaaaaaaaa I just want to afford rent and food, someone hire me
November 10, 2025 at 10:14 PM
I hate job hunting so much. Aaaaaaaaaaaa I just want to afford rent and food, someone hire me
some people have celebrity crushes.
i just.... have hot nerdy men with accents and pretty eyes????
i just.... have hot nerdy men with accents and pretty eyes????
November 10, 2025 at 3:20 AM
some people have celebrity crushes.
i just.... have hot nerdy men with accents and pretty eyes????
i just.... have hot nerdy men with accents and pretty eyes????
me: I don't like most adult american cartoons. like south park, family guy, the one with the four ugly men by the grill
husband: king of the hill???
me: whatever. or the one where the guy's head is french fries...
husband: the WHAT
me: futurama?
husband: it's NOT futurama
husband: king of the hill???
me: whatever. or the one where the guy's head is french fries...
husband: the WHAT
me: futurama?
husband: it's NOT futurama
November 10, 2025 at 1:42 AM
me: I don't like most adult american cartoons. like south park, family guy, the one with the four ugly men by the grill
husband: king of the hill???
me: whatever. or the one where the guy's head is french fries...
husband: the WHAT
me: futurama?
husband: it's NOT futurama
husband: king of the hill???
me: whatever. or the one where the guy's head is french fries...
husband: the WHAT
me: futurama?
husband: it's NOT futurama
people compliment my cross stitches and I'm like "you want it?" lol. like MY HOBBY IS MAKING THE CROSS STITCH, NOT DISPLAYING THEM. I literally have a stack of finished projects and no idea what to do with them. I HAVE SO MANY.
November 10, 2025 at 12:07 AM
people compliment my cross stitches and I'm like "you want it?" lol. like MY HOBBY IS MAKING THE CROSS STITCH, NOT DISPLAYING THEM. I literally have a stack of finished projects and no idea what to do with them. I HAVE SO MANY.
the thing that drives me insane about the manga "Given" is like how tf do you write a story where COMPOSING SONG LYRICS is a massive part of the plot and character development
BUT THEN NEVER SHOW US. THE FUCKING LYRICS.
IT'S DONE THIS TO ME 3X NOW.
BUT THEN NEVER SHOW US. THE FUCKING LYRICS.
IT'S DONE THIS TO ME 3X NOW.
November 9, 2025 at 11:12 PM
the thing that drives me insane about the manga "Given" is like how tf do you write a story where COMPOSING SONG LYRICS is a massive part of the plot and character development
BUT THEN NEVER SHOW US. THE FUCKING LYRICS.
IT'S DONE THIS TO ME 3X NOW.
BUT THEN NEVER SHOW US. THE FUCKING LYRICS.
IT'S DONE THIS TO ME 3X NOW.
Reposted by Jaylee the Jelly
also black shows every single dog hair, crumb, dust, dandruff, whatever the fuck else. LOVE YOURSELF, DON'T CROSS STICH ON BLACK FABRIC.
This is gonna be beautiful when I'm done but for right now, black string on black fabric is making me lose my gd mind
November 9, 2025 at 5:33 PM
also black shows every single dog hair, crumb, dust, dandruff, whatever the fuck else. LOVE YOURSELF, DON'T CROSS STICH ON BLACK FABRIC.
This is gonna be beautiful when I'm done but for right now, black string on black fabric is making me lose my gd mind
November 9, 2025 at 4:55 PM
This is gonna be beautiful when I'm done but for right now, black string on black fabric is making me lose my gd mind
i tried to clap behind my back as part of a routine I remembered from high school and felt my shoulders snap crackle pop in like 6 different ways
November 7, 2025 at 7:16 PM
i tried to clap behind my back as part of a routine I remembered from high school and felt my shoulders snap crackle pop in like 6 different ways
when someone is like "btw just let me know if I make you uncomfortable!!!! if I say anything feel free to call me out!!!"
and you're someone with no chill. you have never NOT called someone out in your life. and it's like. "trust me this is a not an issue"
and you're someone with no chill. you have never NOT called someone out in your life. and it's like. "trust me this is a not an issue"
November 6, 2025 at 3:11 PM
when someone is like "btw just let me know if I make you uncomfortable!!!! if I say anything feel free to call me out!!!"
and you're someone with no chill. you have never NOT called someone out in your life. and it's like. "trust me this is a not an issue"
and you're someone with no chill. you have never NOT called someone out in your life. and it's like. "trust me this is a not an issue"
what is it with vtubers and not taking basic care of themselves (i am part of the problem)
November 6, 2025 at 1:35 PM
what is it with vtubers and not taking basic care of themselves (i am part of the problem)
it bothers me when I see female facecam streamers who are dressed up in gorgeous makeup everyday, cute background, sometimes cosplay
while most male facecam streamers are just.... some dude in a t-shirt with bad lighting in his living room like
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THE DICHOTOMY I DIE
while most male facecam streamers are just.... some dude in a t-shirt with bad lighting in his living room like
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THE DICHOTOMY I DIE
November 5, 2025 at 9:23 PM
it bothers me when I see female facecam streamers who are dressed up in gorgeous makeup everyday, cute background, sometimes cosplay
while most male facecam streamers are just.... some dude in a t-shirt with bad lighting in his living room like
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THE DICHOTOMY I DIE
while most male facecam streamers are just.... some dude in a t-shirt with bad lighting in his living room like
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THE DICHOTOMY I DIE
Oldest selfie on your phone (2017)
Man I miss having blue hair
Man I miss having blue hair
November 5, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Oldest selfie on your phone (2017)
Man I miss having blue hair
Man I miss having blue hair
finally got up the courage to tell my cute dentist that he looks like Lee Pace.
1. He immediately transformed from ALL BUSINESS DENTIST to CHARISMATIC SMILE MAN and I wasn't fully prepared
2. Apparently he's been told this his entire life
(there's more)
1. He immediately transformed from ALL BUSINESS DENTIST to CHARISMATIC SMILE MAN and I wasn't fully prepared
2. Apparently he's been told this his entire life
(there's more)
November 5, 2025 at 3:20 PM
finally got up the courage to tell my cute dentist that he looks like Lee Pace.
1. He immediately transformed from ALL BUSINESS DENTIST to CHARISMATIC SMILE MAN and I wasn't fully prepared
2. Apparently he's been told this his entire life
(there's more)
1. He immediately transformed from ALL BUSINESS DENTIST to CHARISMATIC SMILE MAN and I wasn't fully prepared
2. Apparently he's been told this his entire life
(there's more)
apparently the YOUTH are making happy faces like ÷D bro what the fuck I had to google how to even make the ÷ sign (which I learned is called an obelus??????)
November 4, 2025 at 3:52 PM
apparently the YOUTH are making happy faces like ÷D bro what the fuck I had to google how to even make the ÷ sign (which I learned is called an obelus??????)
growing up in the 90s, the grocery store every halloween would build a little castle you could walk through out of soda boxes. they did one for christmas too with fake snow on it and stuff.
was this just me or was this normal everywhere cause I haven't seen one in YEARS where did they GO
was this just me or was this normal everywhere cause I haven't seen one in YEARS where did they GO
November 4, 2025 at 1:01 PM
growing up in the 90s, the grocery store every halloween would build a little castle you could walk through out of soda boxes. they did one for christmas too with fake snow on it and stuff.
was this just me or was this normal everywhere cause I haven't seen one in YEARS where did they GO
was this just me or was this normal everywhere cause I haven't seen one in YEARS where did they GO