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JP
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Baseball prospector, minor league baseball enthusiast and cynical citizen. I don't support the Tangerine Palpatine.
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Imagine being completely tied to a chair, while a toddler plays with a loaded gun in front of you.

That's the trump presidency in a nutshell.

#resist #trump
The bottom line is this.

If Jonathan Ross felt so threatened by Renee Good that he had to kill her, he's too fragile to be in law enforcement.
January 14, 2026 at 11:38 PM
Since MAGA is fine with ICE being given "absolute immunity", this means they'll still be cool with it once Democrats get back into power. Right?
January 11, 2026 at 10:01 PM
Indeed.
January 11, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Good question.
January 11, 2026 at 12:29 AM
January 9, 2026 at 11:59 PM
January 9, 2026 at 5:36 PM
RIP Renee Nicole Good.
Another innocent victim of the most disgusting, dishonest administration in history.
January 8, 2026 at 4:33 AM
Your "peace president". Fuck the trump administration.
January 4, 2026 at 8:44 PM
January 4, 2026 at 4:46 PM
Deja Vu.
January 3, 2026 at 6:41 PM
So if Nicolás Maduro gets convicted of, say, 34 felonies, does that qualify him to serve as our next president?

Just checking.
January 3, 2026 at 1:13 PM
This you, Tulsi?
January 3, 2026 at 1:10 PM
We can add murder and kidnapping to the list of charges against him after this unprovoked US aggression in Venezuela.

At what point are Republicans going to grow enough of a spine and testicles to remove this homegrown threat from power?
January 3, 2026 at 12:39 PM
In MAGA world, it's sacrilegious for Mayor Mamdani to be sworn in on the Quran as Mayor of New York City, but it's perfectly alright for trump to not place his hand on any book at all when being sworn in as president.

Yeah, ok.
January 1, 2026 at 2:51 PM
The Jack Smith transcript is everyone's New Year's present. Can't wait for the ketchup to start flying from the orange manbaby.
BREAKING: The House Judiciary Committee has released Jack Smith's 255-page deposition transcript: judiciary.house.gov/sites/evo-su...
December 31, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Happy New Year to everyone except 1) the entire trump criminal cabal, 2) the ultra wealthy and celebrities who enable his illegal actions, 3) the MAGA lemmings who spread his lies (all of whom belong to a homegrown terrorist organization), and 4) the supermajority of the GOP, who defend pedophiles.
a greeting card that says wishing you a very happy new year 2026
ALT: a greeting card that says wishing you a very happy new year 2026
media.tenor.com
December 31, 2025 at 3:40 PM
What do Greenland, Venezuela and Nigeria have in common? 🙄
December 27, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Reposted by JP
Sums MAGA up perfectly.
December 26, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Sums MAGA up perfectly.
December 26, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Watch out, Venezuela.
December 24, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Translation - "Everything in these Epstein files are true except for anything with Trump's name." 🙄 FFS.
December 23, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Makes sense to me.
December 23, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Introducing the USS Bone Spurs.

Comes complete with its' own ballroom.
Trump: "The US Navy will lead the design of these ships along with me, because I'm a very aesthetic person"
December 23, 2025 at 1:12 PM
One more time - the deleted CBS CECOT piece. Watch while you can.
WATCH: The 60 Minutes CECOT Segment
open.substack.com/pub/muellers...

👿👿 OH MY GOD ‼️ The Drumpf cruelty and illegal actions MUST BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE! Send them all to CECOT … BOTOX BITCH, HOMAN, BONDI, PATEL, DRUMPF😈😈🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
WATCH: The 60 Minutes CECOT Segment
I was sent the CECOT segment anonymously in a group chat.
open.substack.com
December 23, 2025 at 2:23 AM
I'll take "Things trump would never say in a million years" for $1000, Alex.
NEWS: Bill Clinton is demanding full transparency from the Trump DOJ on the Epstein files.

Clinton’s spokesman says the DOJ’s selective release suggests someone is being protected.

He calls on Trump to direct Bondi to immediately release all remaining materials referencing Clinton.
December 22, 2025 at 7:25 PM