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@jaypers.bsky.social
Baseball prospector, minor league baseball enthusiast and cynical citizen. I don't support the Tangerine Palpatine.
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@jaypers.bsky.social
· Jan 29
Thanksgiving at the White House:
November 27, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Thanksgiving at the White House:
Evolution isn't infallible.
November 27, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Evolution isn't infallible.
Don't fall for it, Charlie Brown.
November 25, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Don't fall for it, Charlie Brown.
Picture of the day (maybe the week).
You don't mess with the Zohran Mamdani.
You don't mess with the Zohran Mamdani.
November 21, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Picture of the day (maybe the week).
You don't mess with the Zohran Mamdani.
You don't mess with the Zohran Mamdani.
Find someone who looks at you the way trump looks at Zohran Mamdani. I dare you.
He had trump slobbering & eating out of his hand the entire presser, even getting him to admit he would live in NYC with him as mayor. The compliments were non-stop, while Mamdani was clear, concise & not a bootlicker.
He had trump slobbering & eating out of his hand the entire presser, even getting him to admit he would live in NYC with him as mayor. The compliments were non-stop, while Mamdani was clear, concise & not a bootlicker.
November 21, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Find someone who looks at you the way trump looks at Zohran Mamdani. I dare you.
He had trump slobbering & eating out of his hand the entire presser, even getting him to admit he would live in NYC with him as mayor. The compliments were non-stop, while Mamdani was clear, concise & not a bootlicker.
He had trump slobbering & eating out of his hand the entire presser, even getting him to admit he would live in NYC with him as mayor. The compliments were non-stop, while Mamdani was clear, concise & not a bootlicker.
November 15, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Pam Bondi obediently agreeing to prosecute any and all Democrats in the Epstein files isn't the flex she thinks it is.
MAGA is incapable of understanding one simple fact - any and all people in those files who are found guilty deserve prison time. We don't care about their party affiliation!
MAGA is incapable of understanding one simple fact - any and all people in those files who are found guilty deserve prison time. We don't care about their party affiliation!
November 14, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Pam Bondi obediently agreeing to prosecute any and all Democrats in the Epstein files isn't the flex she thinks it is.
MAGA is incapable of understanding one simple fact - any and all people in those files who are found guilty deserve prison time. We don't care about their party affiliation!
MAGA is incapable of understanding one simple fact - any and all people in those files who are found guilty deserve prison time. We don't care about their party affiliation!
Great depiction of the Epstein files:
November 12, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Great depiction of the Epstein files:
Good morning. This is your daily reminder that Donald Trump is the living embodiment of every single one of humanity's very worst traits.
Have a nice day.
Have a nice day.
November 12, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Good morning. This is your daily reminder that Donald Trump is the living embodiment of every single one of humanity's very worst traits.
Have a nice day.
Have a nice day.
Happy Veterans Day to all but the 5-time draft dodger - Cadet Bone Spurs.
November 11, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Happy Veterans Day to all but the 5-time draft dodger - Cadet Bone Spurs.
Your new home of the Washington Commanders.
November 11, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Your new home of the Washington Commanders.
Even a broken clock is right twice a day.
SCOTUS struck down Kim Davis and every homophobic, religious extremist this morning. Same sex marriage remains intact.
SCOTUS struck down Kim Davis and every homophobic, religious extremist this morning. Same sex marriage remains intact.
November 10, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Even a broken clock is right twice a day.
SCOTUS struck down Kim Davis and every homophobic, religious extremist this morning. Same sex marriage remains intact.
SCOTUS struck down Kim Davis and every homophobic, religious extremist this morning. Same sex marriage remains intact.
Ahhh so THAT'S what the trump ballroom is for.
November 9, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Ahhh so THAT'S what the trump ballroom is for.
How about Nap-olean?
November 8, 2025 at 10:18 PM
How about Nap-olean?
Republicans are so angry at Zohran Mamdani! You would think they'd be more upset at voting for a 34X convicted felon rapist or something....
November 8, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Republicans are so angry at Zohran Mamdani! You would think they'd be more upset at voting for a 34X convicted felon rapist or something....
Commander-in-Sleep? No
Don Snorleone? No
Wait....I've got it....
Don Snorleone? No
Wait....I've got it....
November 8, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Commander-in-Sleep? No
Don Snorleone? No
Wait....I've got it....
Don Snorleone? No
Wait....I've got it....
The same people who think democratic socialists like Zohran Mamdani are communists also think Donald Trump is a Christian.
November 8, 2025 at 2:50 PM
The same people who think democratic socialists like Zohran Mamdani are communists also think Donald Trump is a Christian.
The Subway sandwich case proved Jeanine Pirro will forever be known as the woman who couldn't indict nor convict a ham sandwich.
November 7, 2025 at 4:29 PM
The Subway sandwich case proved Jeanine Pirro will forever be known as the woman who couldn't indict nor convict a ham sandwich.
Meanwhile in Mamdani's neck of the woods.....
November 5, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Meanwhile in Mamdani's neck of the woods.....
Prop 50 has passed.
Despite all of trump's efforts, democracy is alive and well.
But he will undoubtedly try to get as many red states as he can to counter this victory, and so blue states must respond accordingly.
Despite all of trump's efforts, democracy is alive and well.
But he will undoubtedly try to get as many red states as he can to counter this victory, and so blue states must respond accordingly.
November 5, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Prop 50 has passed.
Despite all of trump's efforts, democracy is alive and well.
But he will undoubtedly try to get as many red states as he can to counter this victory, and so blue states must respond accordingly.
Despite all of trump's efforts, democracy is alive and well.
But he will undoubtedly try to get as many red states as he can to counter this victory, and so blue states must respond accordingly.
Thanks to Mamdani, the White House has become the Red House.
several bottles of ketchup are lined up on a table
ALT: several bottles of ketchup are lined up on a table
media.tenor.com
November 5, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Thanks to Mamdani, the White House has become the Red House.
Spanberger. Sherrill. Mamdani. The PA Supreme Court.
Finally, something to feel good about.
Hopefully this is a preview of next November.
Until then, excuse me while I ride the Blue Wave. 🌊🌊🌊🌊
Finally, something to feel good about.
Hopefully this is a preview of next November.
Until then, excuse me while I ride the Blue Wave. 🌊🌊🌊🌊
November 5, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Spanberger. Sherrill. Mamdani. The PA Supreme Court.
Finally, something to feel good about.
Hopefully this is a preview of next November.
Until then, excuse me while I ride the Blue Wave. 🌊🌊🌊🌊
Finally, something to feel good about.
Hopefully this is a preview of next November.
Until then, excuse me while I ride the Blue Wave. 🌊🌊🌊🌊