JT, the Uranian.
@jaytini.bsky.social
He/him/his, but also, gender norms are the worst. Drag / horror / food / comics / politics / reconnecting with my UK past. My vibe has recently been described as "fun, yet, means business!" DC BABY.
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JT, the Uranian.
@jaytini.bsky.social
· Nov 20
'Cause I've got one naan in my pocket
And the other one is giving a high five
And the other one is giving a high five
Well, this cold has kept me up all night, but I think I am through the worst of it? Now I begin the new cycle of fucked up sleep. Also, why do I get sick this week specifically every year?
December 12, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Well, this cold has kept me up all night, but I think I am through the worst of it? Now I begin the new cycle of fucked up sleep. Also, why do I get sick this week specifically every year?
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GLASHEEN: Antifa is our primary concern right now. That's the most immediate violent threat we're facing
BENNIE THOMPSON: Where is antifa headquartered?
GLASHEEN: ... ... ... we are building out the infrastructure right now
THOMPSON: What does that mean?
BENNIE THOMPSON: Where is antifa headquartered?
GLASHEEN: ... ... ... we are building out the infrastructure right now
THOMPSON: What does that mean?
December 11, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
This Noem testimony is nuts. Seth Magaziner is making her look like such a tool.
December 11, 2025 at 8:09 PM
This Noem testimony is nuts. Seth Magaziner is making her look like such a tool.
Was just thinking about this very thing, tied with the fact that people don’t have the intellectual capacity to understand this as a concept.
Oh wow it's a whole year since the last time I had to explain that Time Person of the Year isn't necessarily an endorsement and a previous winner was Hitler.
December 11, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Was just thinking about this very thing, tied with the fact that people don’t have the intellectual capacity to understand this as a concept.
Claudia is one of my favorite UK celebs ever, her presence gives me so much joy.
At least there’s one thing we can all agree on: three cheers for Claudia Winkleman | Polly Hudson
At least there’s one thing we can all agree on: three cheers for Claudia Winkleman | Polly Hudson
The tan, the fringe, the warmth and wit – there’s no other TV host quite like her, writes Polly Hudson
www.theguardian.com
December 11, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Claudia is one of my favorite UK celebs ever, her presence gives me so much joy.
Had most of these on my rewatch list, and now a few that were not have been added! Probably still not watching Terrifier though, even the ads scared the shit out of me.
SILENT NIGHT, DEADLY NIGHT hits theaters this weekend and we're in the mood to celebrate some slayin' Santas! Check out our full list right here.
Ho Ho Oh No: Ranking Our Top 9 Killer Santas
SILENT NIGHT, DEADLY NIGHT hits theaters this weekend and we're in the mood to celebrate some slayin' Santas! Check out our full list right here.
dlvr.it
December 10, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Had most of these on my rewatch list, and now a few that were not have been added! Probably still not watching Terrifier though, even the ads scared the shit out of me.
I love people that love #taskmaster and am not sure how I missed this on my, at least, 3 viewings of S17.
In S17 of #Taskmaster, Nick Mohammed dressed as a vampire for his tasks. The production scrubbed all his reflections when he's dressed like this, but the only way I knew is because someone told me about it. It's subtle and very cool.
December 10, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I love people that love #taskmaster and am not sure how I missed this on my, at least, 3 viewings of S17.
The next administration (depending, I guess, on who it is) is going to have to spend most of their time apologizing to every country we have pissed off. What a cluster fuck this all is.
December 10, 2025 at 9:35 PM
The next administration (depending, I guess, on who it is) is going to have to spend most of their time apologizing to every country we have pissed off. What a cluster fuck this all is.
Do we think these women genuinely enjoy this? Or is it a "put up with it now, this old orange fuck is gonna die soon, and I know where the bodies are buried" situation? I think it is closer to the first? I dunno.
Trump on Karoline Leavitt: "That beautiful face and those lips that don't stop like a little machine gun"
December 10, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Do we think these women genuinely enjoy this? Or is it a "put up with it now, this old orange fuck is gonna die soon, and I know where the bodies are buried" situation? I think it is closer to the first? I dunno.
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Democrats continued their run of successes in special elections by flipping a state House seat in Georgia Tuesday, according to a projection from the CNN Decision Desk.
Democrat Eric Gisler will defeat Republican Mack “Dutch” Guest in the 121st House District. https://cnn.it/4qjT3cT
Democrat Eric Gisler will defeat Republican Mack “Dutch” Guest in the 121st House District. https://cnn.it/4qjT3cT
December 10, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Democrats continued their run of successes in special elections by flipping a state House seat in Georgia Tuesday, according to a projection from the CNN Decision Desk.
Democrat Eric Gisler will defeat Republican Mack “Dutch” Guest in the 121st House District. https://cnn.it/4qjT3cT
Democrat Eric Gisler will defeat Republican Mack “Dutch” Guest in the 121st House District. https://cnn.it/4qjT3cT
Once again, I do NOT get easily into the back of a sedan. I’m going to have to start getting fancy rides I think.
December 10, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Once again, I do NOT get easily into the back of a sedan. I’m going to have to start getting fancy rides I think.
Ok well this seems meanly targeted.
December 9, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Ok well this seems meanly targeted.
Sweet Jesus, who ever stops the 10-15 "you applied for a loan" spam calls from happening will win my vote in an upcoming election.
December 9, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Sweet Jesus, who ever stops the 10-15 "you applied for a loan" spam calls from happening will win my vote in an upcoming election.
Madeleine Stowe. Does. Not. Age.
December 8, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Madeleine Stowe. Does. Not. Age.
For fucks sake. I want an airport that runs on time, offers plenty of seating and charging stations, a variety of food and drink choices, and a guarantee that I will be compensated if my flight is unreasonably delayed or canceled. Fuck off with this nonsense.
Duffy on what he's doing to improve the airport experience for travelers: "Maybe I want a workout area where people might get some blood flowing doing some pull ups or step ups in the airport."
December 8, 2025 at 9:55 PM
For fucks sake. I want an airport that runs on time, offers plenty of seating and charging stations, a variety of food and drink choices, and a guarantee that I will be compensated if my flight is unreasonably delayed or canceled. Fuck off with this nonsense.
One of my all time favorite movies, great campy fun!
This Christmas at the Revue, celebrate the reason for the season – the return of the zombifying comet that killed the dinos, leaving valley girls to inherit the earth!
It's NIGHT OF THE COMET on 35 mm! Trailer by Nathan Boone, sponsored by @baystreetvideo.bsky.social!
revuecinema.ca/films/night-...
It's NIGHT OF THE COMET on 35 mm! Trailer by Nathan Boone, sponsored by @baystreetvideo.bsky.social!
revuecinema.ca/films/night-...
December 7, 2025 at 9:16 PM
One of my all time favorite movies, great campy fun!
Guys, for real, one of my favorite movies this year. It’s on YouTube, you are welcome.
youtu.be/_KcG9rA1w4w?...
youtu.be/_KcG9rA1w4w?...
Santa Jaws Trailer [1080p]
YouTube video by Bryan C
youtu.be
December 7, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Guys, for real, one of my favorite movies this year. It’s on YouTube, you are welcome.
youtu.be/_KcG9rA1w4w?...
youtu.be/_KcG9rA1w4w?...
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Look, we don't like officially being more trustworthy than the CDC at this point. That's not really our bag, y'know?
But please, for the love of real science, continue to vaccinate your children.
Pay no heed to the wormbrain man.
But please, for the love of real science, continue to vaccinate your children.
Pay no heed to the wormbrain man.
December 5, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Look, we don't like officially being more trustworthy than the CDC at this point. That's not really our bag, y'know?
But please, for the love of real science, continue to vaccinate your children.
Pay no heed to the wormbrain man.
But please, for the love of real science, continue to vaccinate your children.
Pay no heed to the wormbrain man.
Get's me every time.
December 6, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Get's me every time.
This would actually sway my British dad to like him.
5 minutes after FIFA gives him a fake medal Trump wants to rename American football.
December 5, 2025 at 6:26 PM
This would actually sway my British dad to like him.
♥️ Gorgeous line up!
December 5, 2025 at 3:28 AM
♥️ Gorgeous line up!
Stray thought...when are we going to crown Greg Davies as the sexiest man?
December 5, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Stray thought...when are we going to crown Greg Davies as the sexiest man?
I wish I could just study shit for the rest of my life. Like, paleontology and then sewing, bartending then gay history. We have so much info available to us, I just want to know as much as I can.
December 5, 2025 at 3:06 AM
I wish I could just study shit for the rest of my life. Like, paleontology and then sewing, bartending then gay history. We have so much info available to us, I just want to know as much as I can.
Who else likes a drunk Whole Foods visit?
December 5, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Who else likes a drunk Whole Foods visit?
At a point in life, Tupperware wars were a thing. Excited to see they still are! Keep that shit!
Going home with leftovers from the holidays is goated when getting to keep the Tupperware is the vibe
December 5, 2025 at 2:11 AM
At a point in life, Tupperware wars were a thing. Excited to see they still are! Keep that shit!