Jazzazzin’ (Now 💯 % Musk-free)
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Lifetime #UtahJazz fan 👍🎷😢
Mid-life dad, software engineer.
I rarely proofread. I make more typos than most other extremely fat fingered folks.
Mostly bad sports takes
#TakeNote but mostly #TANKNote
#RSL #RSLTID
#StandWithUkraine
Mid-life dad, software engineer.
I rarely proofread. I make more typos than most other extremely fat fingered folks.
Mostly bad sports takes
#TakeNote but mostly #TANKNote
#RSL #RSLTID
#StandWithUkraine
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The Utah Jazz made his dreams come true afterall.
Cooper Flagg posts the highest-scoring game by an 18-year-old in NBA history 🔥
He surpasses LeBron James’ 37 point game (2003) for the top spot.
He surpasses LeBron James’ 37 point game (2003) for the top spot.
December 16, 2025 at 5:29 AM
The Utah Jazz made his dreams come true afterall.
Nikola Jokić: proving that dad bods can achieve greatness in sports.
December 16, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Nikola Jokić: proving that dad bods can achieve greatness in sports.
If we’d drafted Flagg as planned, would we still be worried about our pick this summer? 🤔
December 16, 2025 at 5:06 AM
If we’d drafted Flagg as planned, would we still be worried about our pick this summer? 🤔
My watching the game didn’t help our “keep the pick” effort.
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December 16, 2025 at 4:58 AM
My watching the game didn’t help our “keep the pick” effort.
Lauri Markannen rebounds/knockouts have literally been a game changer.
December 16, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Lauri Markannen rebounds/knockouts have literally been a game changer.
This game got all kinds of better in the last 3 minutes of the 4th quarter 😂
December 16, 2025 at 4:54 AM
This game got all kinds of better in the last 3 minutes of the 4th quarter 😂
Loud clap moment: Markannen PUT BACK
December 16, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Loud clap moment: Markannen PUT BACK
They gave that to Coop but they never gave it any of our guys 😂 See, he’s already a superstar.
December 16, 2025 at 4:51 AM
They gave that to Coop but they never gave it any of our guys 😂 See, he’s already a superstar.
Maybe Keyonte should keep shooting. (We’ve got one so far.)
December 16, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Maybe Keyonte should keep shooting. (We’ve got one so far.)
Please don’t curse him. Please don’t…damn!!!!!!
I don’t want to curse it but I can’t honestly remember the last time I saw Keyonte George miss a free throw. 🤷♂️
December 16, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Please don’t curse him. Please don’t…damn!!!!!!
Cooper Flagg is the first 18 year old to ever score 40 points in an NBA game. Jazz commentators: He may yet be an NBA star.
December 16, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Cooper Flagg is the first 18 year old to ever score 40 points in an NBA game. Jazz commentators: He may yet be an NBA star.
I really thought Lauri called game and yet it’s probably gonna be OT 😂
December 16, 2025 at 4:41 AM
I really thought Lauri called game and yet it’s probably gonna be OT 😂
Terrific miss by Cooper Flagg. Came off perfect.
December 16, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Terrific miss by Cooper Flagg. Came off perfect.
Cooper Flagg is tough.
December 16, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Cooper Flagg is tough.
Isaiah ****ing Collier 🤩🤩🤩🤩
December 16, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Isaiah ****ing Collier 🤩🤩🤩🤩
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Isaiah Collier just spent an entire defensive possession running around like a madman just doubling anyone who had the ball
December 16, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Isaiah Collier just spent an entire defensive possession running around like a madman just doubling anyone who had the ball
Okay, this has been an rather excellent stretch of the game 😂 👏
December 16, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Okay, this has been an rather excellent stretch of the game 😂 👏
I don’t want to curse it but I can’t honestly remember the last time I saw Keyonte George miss a free throw. 🤷♂️
December 16, 2025 at 4:30 AM
I don’t want to curse it but I can’t honestly remember the last time I saw Keyonte George miss a free throw. 🤷♂️
That was a really good challenge
December 16, 2025 at 4:28 AM
That was a really good challenge
If I had a dollar for every time an opponent scores a career high against the Jazz…yeah yeah. 😝
December 16, 2025 at 4:23 AM
If I had a dollar for every time an opponent scores a career high against the Jazz…yeah yeah. 😝
Another incredible defensive stand by the Utah Jazz.
December 16, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Another incredible defensive stand by the Utah Jazz.
I turned the game on, Dallas immediately goes on a 6-0. If the Jazz are in danger of losing that pick to OKC at the end of the season, just give me a call 😉
December 16, 2025 at 4:20 AM
I turned the game on, Dallas immediately goes on a 6-0. If the Jazz are in danger of losing that pick to OKC at the end of the season, just give me a call 😉
Nurk looks like he collected all the couches and drapes from 1974, cut up all the fabric and sewed it together as a 1978 suit.
December 16, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Nurk looks like he collected all the couches and drapes from 1974, cut up all the fabric and sewed it together as a 1978 suit.
Lord, beer me strength. It’s hard to watch Jazz games 😂
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December 16, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Lord, beer me strength. It’s hard to watch Jazz games 😂
Okay. Nevermind 😝 Food non call.
What the fuck is wrong with these refs? That is not an offensive foul.
December 16, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Okay. Nevermind 😝 Food non call.