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They needed a stealth soldier so I put my hands on the hibachi hot plate at Benihana's and burnt my fucking fingerprints off. They will not find me.
This man has come so far, I think he should be the next big man to step up with Hobbs gone. It wasn't long ago this guy was wrestling barefoot and slipping and sliding in the ring, but between his match with Bobby and his run in the Demand, him and Khan should be pushed to the moon
#AEW
#AEW
January 15, 2026 at 1:08 PM
This man has come so far, I think he should be the next big man to step up with Hobbs gone. It wasn't long ago this guy was wrestling barefoot and slipping and sliding in the ring, but between his match with Bobby and his run in the Demand, him and Khan should be pushed to the moon
#AEW
#AEW
Gonna miss Hobbs since I think he had one of his best years last year, but if he ever wants back, I'd be more than happy to see him return. He's an absolute stud and if going to another place means he'll find his stride and more success more power to him.
Inb4 he debuts as MightyHouse Hubert
Inb4 he debuts as MightyHouse Hubert
January 15, 2026 at 6:20 AM
Gonna miss Hobbs since I think he had one of his best years last year, but if he ever wants back, I'd be more than happy to see him return. He's an absolute stud and if going to another place means he'll find his stride and more success more power to him.
Inb4 he debuts as MightyHouse Hubert
Inb4 he debuts as MightyHouse Hubert
You can't make this up man. Over a decade of experience and this is the best you can come up with? The fed can keep her
January 12, 2026 at 5:09 PM
You can't make this up man. Over a decade of experience and this is the best you can come up with? The fed can keep her
Bandido calls it the 21 Plex because that's how many seconds the set up takes before he does the most vanilla German suplex you've seen.
Get a new finisher hermano, you're too talented to have a GERMAN SUPLEX as your finish
#AEW
Get a new finisher hermano, you're too talented to have a GERMAN SUPLEX as your finish
#AEW
January 8, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Bandido calls it the 21 Plex because that's how many seconds the set up takes before he does the most vanilla German suplex you've seen.
Get a new finisher hermano, you're too talented to have a GERMAN SUPLEX as your finish
#AEW
Get a new finisher hermano, you're too talented to have a GERMAN SUPLEX as your finish
#AEW
"MY FAVORITE LETTER IS C! MY NAME STARTS WITH A C! CAN YOU C ME? I C U P MWAHAHAHA!"
Great debut, awful outfit. Bro looks like an evil Sesame Street character that did a stint with the power rangers with that coat. Love the mask tho
Great debut, awful outfit. Bro looks like an evil Sesame Street character that did a stint with the power rangers with that coat. Love the mask tho
The dark doppelganger El Clon made his in-ring debut at the site of Hologram's debut and made just as big of an impact!
Watch the #AEWCollision replay RIGHT NOW on HBO Max!
Watch the #AEWCollision replay RIGHT NOW on HBO Max!
January 5, 2026 at 8:54 PM
"MY FAVORITE LETTER IS C! MY NAME STARTS WITH A C! CAN YOU C ME? I C U P MWAHAHAHA!"
Great debut, awful outfit. Bro looks like an evil Sesame Street character that did a stint with the power rangers with that coat. Love the mask tho
Great debut, awful outfit. Bro looks like an evil Sesame Street character that did a stint with the power rangers with that coat. Love the mask tho
The hubris of WWE to call lucha libre a "sideshow" before they came along to buy AAA is not only absurd, it's ignorant to the absolute massive success CMLL has had this year without needing a sugar daddy for support.
Insane levels of cuckery from AAA, and a slap in the face to lucha libre
Insane levels of cuckery from AAA, and a slap in the face to lucha libre
January 1, 2026 at 2:02 AM
The hubris of WWE to call lucha libre a "sideshow" before they came along to buy AAA is not only absurd, it's ignorant to the absolute massive success CMLL has had this year without needing a sugar daddy for support.
Insane levels of cuckery from AAA, and a slap in the face to lucha libre
Insane levels of cuckery from AAA, and a slap in the face to lucha libre
There could be a 10 car pileup and 5 explosions on the highway and Paul Turner would still miss it
#AEWDynamite
#AEWDynamite
January 1, 2026 at 1:36 AM
There could be a 10 car pileup and 5 explosions on the highway and Paul Turner would still miss it
#AEWDynamite
#AEWDynamite
January 1, 2026 at 1:18 AM
Any time we have one of these wrestling safety discussions, I find it incredibly weird that fans become extremely patronizing and pearl clutching. 99% of fans have never set foot in a ring, let alone have taken a bump. Yet all of a sudden, they feel like they can give Kyle Fletcher safety advice.
December 30, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Any time we have one of these wrestling safety discussions, I find it incredibly weird that fans become extremely patronizing and pearl clutching. 99% of fans have never set foot in a ring, let alone have taken a bump. Yet all of a sudden, they feel like they can give Kyle Fletcher safety advice.
What I suggested to my friend if Clark Conners signs with AEW and does a program with Hangman:
December 29, 2025 at 11:55 PM
What I suggested to my friend if Clark Conners signs with AEW and does a program with Hangman:
"He has no charisma"
"He needs to get better on the mic if he wants to get over"
"They're so good in the ring, they just need better promos"
Thank god AEW ignores this shit because half the time y'all don't wanna watch wrestling. You just wanna get rizzed up and fuck the talent
"He needs to get better on the mic if he wants to get over"
"They're so good in the ring, they just need better promos"
Thank god AEW ignores this shit because half the time y'all don't wanna watch wrestling. You just wanna get rizzed up and fuck the talent
December 29, 2025 at 3:58 AM
"He has no charisma"
"He needs to get better on the mic if he wants to get over"
"They're so good in the ring, they just need better promos"
Thank god AEW ignores this shit because half the time y'all don't wanna watch wrestling. You just wanna get rizzed up and fuck the talent
"He needs to get better on the mic if he wants to get over"
"They're so good in the ring, they just need better promos"
Thank god AEW ignores this shit because half the time y'all don't wanna watch wrestling. You just wanna get rizzed up and fuck the talent
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December 4, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Ok! Eyes front and centre 👁️
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Keys drop Dec 30th 📩
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This month we’ve partnered with @cr-games.bsky.social to bring FOUR games to your inbox
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Keys drop Dec 30th 📩
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You know it's bad when I think Rick Knox has been a better ref lately than Paul Turner
December 18, 2025 at 4:22 AM
You know it's bad when I think Rick Knox has been a better ref lately than Paul Turner
Every month, AEW books a match to make Paul Turner look like the most incompetent ref ever. I am not saying that's actually the case, but kayfabe wise, it's really starting to get old that this ref is retconning finishes on the fly when EVERY OTHER REF will overlook the late rope break
December 18, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Every month, AEW books a match to make Paul Turner look like the most incompetent ref ever. I am not saying that's actually the case, but kayfabe wise, it's really starting to get old that this ref is retconning finishes on the fly when EVERY OTHER REF will overlook the late rope break
If you unironically use the term "no sell merchant" it's an instant block.
I'm tired of dumbasses LARPing as wrestling purists when their favorite match is Rock vs. Hogan like sybau for life PLEASE
I'm tired of dumbasses LARPing as wrestling purists when their favorite match is Rock vs. Hogan like sybau for life PLEASE
December 12, 2025 at 9:27 PM
If you unironically use the term "no sell merchant" it's an instant block.
I'm tired of dumbasses LARPing as wrestling purists when their favorite match is Rock vs. Hogan like sybau for life PLEASE
I'm tired of dumbasses LARPing as wrestling purists when their favorite match is Rock vs. Hogan like sybau for life PLEASE
"AEW needs to cater to people outside of the hardcore fans in order to grow"
"AEW needs to focus more on stories and characters is they want to broaden their niche audience"
I swear to god some of you "fans" talk like investors but own ZERO stock bc you're broke AF. AEW is fine. Get help.
"AEW needs to focus more on stories and characters is they want to broaden their niche audience"
I swear to god some of you "fans" talk like investors but own ZERO stock bc you're broke AF. AEW is fine. Get help.
December 11, 2025 at 4:35 PM
"AEW needs to cater to people outside of the hardcore fans in order to grow"
"AEW needs to focus more on stories and characters is they want to broaden their niche audience"
I swear to god some of you "fans" talk like investors but own ZERO stock bc you're broke AF. AEW is fine. Get help.
"AEW needs to focus more on stories and characters is they want to broaden their niche audience"
I swear to god some of you "fans" talk like investors but own ZERO stock bc you're broke AF. AEW is fine. Get help.
December 11, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Man does TNA even have a real fanbase anymore? I've never heard a "Who are you" chant for any debut ever, and yet this cockroach company, who's lucky enough to even sniff a TV deal, let alone sign one, has fans shitting on talent willing to work there from the jump. What a dogshit promotion
December 6, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Man does TNA even have a real fanbase anymore? I've never heard a "Who are you" chant for any debut ever, and yet this cockroach company, who's lucky enough to even sniff a TV deal, let alone sign one, has fans shitting on talent willing to work there from the jump. What a dogshit promotion
I hope this Hook heel turn pays off. The last two years of his career has basically been him searching for daddies or people wanting to be his daddy
#AEW
#AEW
November 27, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I hope this Hook heel turn pays off. The last two years of his career has basically been him searching for daddies or people wanting to be his daddy
#AEW
#AEW
When did wrestling fans become such pearl clutchers? Whenever there is a high flying spot, a fast sequence, a fall from a ladder, or tacks, the people that used to pop for Jeff Hardy now want to pretend pro wrestling peaked when they invented the headlock. God forbid wreslers do cool shit
November 26, 2025 at 6:31 PM
When did wrestling fans become such pearl clutchers? Whenever there is a high flying spot, a fast sequence, a fall from a ladder, or tacks, the people that used to pop for Jeff Hardy now want to pretend pro wrestling peaked when they invented the headlock. God forbid wreslers do cool shit
It never ceases to amaze me how so many of these so called "wrestling fans" base their entire opinion of AEW on this weird parasocial relationship they have with Tony Khan. Not watching a good product because you worked yourself into a shoot over some tweets in 2023 is crazy to me
November 20, 2025 at 12:09 AM
It never ceases to amaze me how so many of these so called "wrestling fans" base their entire opinion of AEW on this weird parasocial relationship they have with Tony Khan. Not watching a good product because you worked yourself into a shoot over some tweets in 2023 is crazy to me
Look I love AEW but I also love having $300 dollars in my pocket so it's gonna be no to Hammerstein for now
November 18, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Look I love AEW but I also love having $300 dollars in my pocket so it's gonna be no to Hammerstein for now
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WrestleDream was a very good meat-and-potatoes PPV. One of their most consistent. The AEW story remains the same: Doesn't matter whose hurt, doesn't matter the card, or even if the TV is great, middling or frustrating, the PPVs are never less than good and are usually great.
October 19, 2025 at 4:34 AM
WrestleDream was a very good meat-and-potatoes PPV. One of their most consistent. The AEW story remains the same: Doesn't matter whose hurt, doesn't matter the card, or even if the TV is great, middling or frustrating, the PPVs are never less than good and are usually great.
Wrestling fan watches an AEW PPV, gets pumped with a massive card with many bangers, feels amazing and changes - SICKO. Many such cases!
#AEW #Wrestledream
#AEW #Wrestledream
October 19, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Wrestling fan watches an AEW PPV, gets pumped with a massive card with many bangers, feels amazing and changes - SICKO. Many such cases!
#AEW #Wrestledream
#AEW #Wrestledream
A lot of people coming at Dustin Rhodes saying he is Maga. He is not. He is MAGA AND a fucking dumbass.
October 14, 2025 at 9:21 PM
A lot of people coming at Dustin Rhodes saying he is Maga. He is not. He is MAGA AND a fucking dumbass.