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Avalanche Twirly Wirly Gawk Gawk 9000 @jbangslam.bsky.social · 20h

A lot of people coming at Dustin Rhodes saying he is Maga. He is not. He is MAGA AND a fucking dumbass.

Avalanche Twirly Wirly Gawk Gawk 9000 @jbangslam.bsky.social · 1d

Dustin Rhodes reaffirmed my rule of thumb that any wrestler who started their career before the 21st century has a 95% chance of being an asshole

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Avalanche Twirly Wirly Gawk Gawk 9000 @jbangslam.bsky.social · 13d

Meanwhile Punk capitualting to Saudis and MAGA and Sami Zayn virtue signaling while continuing to promote the fed in a shit ass country. In addition to just a significantly higher quality product, AEW's top talent have better values than the fed across the board. All Elite now and forever

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Avalanche Twirly Wirly Gawk Gawk 9000 @jbangslam.bsky.social · 13d

Punk: "Hmm you're criticizing a MAGA company and yet you use a US tech platform, curious..."

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Avalanche Twirly Wirly Gawk Gawk 9000 @jbangslam.bsky.social · 13d

Such a shame because I feel like this anniversary show is leagues better than last year's and these stupid fed brains are actively trying to ruin it. Fed chuds trying to get themselves over when no one asked, many such cases.

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Avalanche Twirly Wirly Gawk Gawk 9000 @jbangslam.bsky.social · 13d

Congrats Hollywood, y'all lost yourself a future live show. Y'all are fake hollywood anyways

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Avalanche Twirly Wirly Gawk Gawk 9000 @jbangslam.bsky.social · 13d

Yelling "What?" during a Toni Storm promo is goober shit. Steve Austin is a woman beater and I cannot wait for the day that stupid fucking chant dies out. Fuck that bald, alcoholic, domestic abuser piece of shit

Avalanche Twirly Wirly Gawk Gawk 9000 @jbangslam.bsky.social · 13d

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Avalanche Twirly Wirly Gawk Gawk 9000 @jbangslam.bsky.social · 18d

IWC can't even ragebait properly anymore smh

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Avalanche Twirly Wirly Gawk Gawk 9000 @jbangslam.bsky.social · 21d

That goes for Stevie Richards and his stupid soyface AI thumbnails too

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Avalanche Twirly Wirly Gawk Gawk 9000 @jbangslam.bsky.social · 21d

Gail Kim is like the 40 year old sorority alumni that comes back to gossip and shit on young girls for fun.

Do your signings, make Cameos, run your shitty little podcast and side ventures. But if you have nothing left to help younger talent, do everyone a favor, shut up, and fuck off

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Avalanche Twirly Wirly Gawk Gawk 9000 @jbangslam.bsky.social · 24d

You gotta love when Hechicero fondles air testicles and fire comes out

#AEW

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Avalanche Twirly Wirly Gawk Gawk 9000 @jbangslam.bsky.social · Jul 30

Death failed to cash in their briefcase smh

Fightful Wrestling @fightful.com · Jul 29

Vince McMahon Involved In Car Accident, Received Summons For Reckless Driving

Vince McMahon Involved In Car Accident, Received Summons For Reckless Driving - Fightful | WWE News, AEW News, Pro Wrestling Backstage News

Former WWE CEO Vince McMahon was involved in a car accident on July 24. There were no serious injuries, but McMahon must appear in court.

www.fightful.com

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Avalanche Twirly Wirly Gawk Gawk 9000 @jbangslam.bsky.social · Jul 24

Hogan looking up at Vince: "Come on down brother, the water's hot!"

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Avalanche Twirly Wirly Gawk Gawk 9000 @jbangslam.bsky.social · Jul 24

The only unfortunate thing about Hogan dying is that we can't make this a reality anymore

Avalanche Twirly Wirly Gawk Gawk 9000 @jbangslam.bsky.social · Jul 24

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Avalanche Twirly Wirly Gawk Gawk 9000 @jbangslam.bsky.social · Jul 24

Not to be picky, but the same should have been done with Flair as well

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Avalanche Twirly Wirly Gawk Gawk 9000 @jbangslam.bsky.social · Jul 24

Death when he finally caught Hulk Hogan

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Avalanche Twirly Wirly Gawk Gawk 9000 @jbangslam.bsky.social · Jul 24

Satan with another trophy in his collection

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Avalanche Twirly Wirly Gawk Gawk 9000 @jbangslam.bsky.social · Jul 24

Him and Jimmy Snuka looking up at us now, amongst others

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Avalanche Twirly Wirly Gawk Gawk 9000 @jbangslam.bsky.social · Jul 24

Hogan: Let's get the band together and start up REAL AMERICAN FREESTYLE WRESTLING BROTHER

Death: That doesn't work for me, brother

#wrestlesky

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Avalanche Twirly Wirly Gawk Gawk 9000 @jbangslam.bsky.social · Jul 22

Imo two things killed her momentum. One was her underwhelming championship match with Toni at Revolution 2024. The other was her dead end feud with Thunder Rosa on Collision. Similar to Serena Deeb, the inability to put on a compelling match in AEW has killed their starpower

Avalanche Twirly Wirly Gawk Gawk 9000 @jbangslam.bsky.social · Jul 22

TNA fans mad other wrestling fans don't have the same corporate cucking fetish as them

Avalanche Twirly Wirly Gawk Gawk 9000 @jbangslam.bsky.social · Jul 21

"Due to our amazing partnership with WWE, we are inducting Trick Williams into the TNA Hall of Fame"

Avalanche Twirly Wirly Gawk Gawk 9000 @jbangslam.bsky.social · Jul 21

Total Nonstop Cucking

This used to be one of the best women's divisions in North America. Now it's being used to prop up developmental talent that will probably be laid off within two years of being elevated to the main fed roster.

You sold your soul to brag about ticket gates. Fucking sad.

Sean Ross Sapp of Fightful @seanrosssapp.bsky.social · Jul 21

Jacy Jayne is NXT and TNA Knockouts Champion

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