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They needed a stealth soldier so I put my hands on the hibachi hot plate at Benihana's and burnt my fucking fingerprints off. They will not find me.
December 11, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Man does TNA even have a real fanbase anymore? I've never heard a "Who are you" chant for any debut ever, and yet this cockroach company, who's lucky enough to even sniff a TV deal, let alone sign one, has fans shitting on talent willing to work there from the jump. What a dogshit promotion
December 6, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Man does TNA even have a real fanbase anymore? I've never heard a "Who are you" chant for any debut ever, and yet this cockroach company, who's lucky enough to even sniff a TV deal, let alone sign one, has fans shitting on talent willing to work there from the jump. What a dogshit promotion
I hope this Hook heel turn pays off. The last two years of his career has basically been him searching for daddies or people wanting to be his daddy
#AEW
#AEW
November 27, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I hope this Hook heel turn pays off. The last two years of his career has basically been him searching for daddies or people wanting to be his daddy
#AEW
#AEW
When did wrestling fans become such pearl clutchers? Whenever there is a high flying spot, a fast sequence, a fall from a ladder, or tacks, the people that used to pop for Jeff Hardy now want to pretend pro wrestling peaked when they invented the headlock. God forbid wreslers do cool shit
November 26, 2025 at 6:31 PM
When did wrestling fans become such pearl clutchers? Whenever there is a high flying spot, a fast sequence, a fall from a ladder, or tacks, the people that used to pop for Jeff Hardy now want to pretend pro wrestling peaked when they invented the headlock. God forbid wreslers do cool shit
It never ceases to amaze me how so many of these so called "wrestling fans" base their entire opinion of AEW on this weird parasocial relationship they have with Tony Khan. Not watching a good product because you worked yourself into a shoot over some tweets in 2023 is crazy to me
November 20, 2025 at 12:09 AM
It never ceases to amaze me how so many of these so called "wrestling fans" base their entire opinion of AEW on this weird parasocial relationship they have with Tony Khan. Not watching a good product because you worked yourself into a shoot over some tweets in 2023 is crazy to me
Look I love AEW but I also love having $300 dollars in my pocket so it's gonna be no to Hammerstein for now
November 18, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Look I love AEW but I also love having $300 dollars in my pocket so it's gonna be no to Hammerstein for now
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WrestleDream was a very good meat-and-potatoes PPV. One of their most consistent. The AEW story remains the same: Doesn't matter whose hurt, doesn't matter the card, or even if the TV is great, middling or frustrating, the PPVs are never less than good and are usually great.
October 19, 2025 at 4:34 AM
WrestleDream was a very good meat-and-potatoes PPV. One of their most consistent. The AEW story remains the same: Doesn't matter whose hurt, doesn't matter the card, or even if the TV is great, middling or frustrating, the PPVs are never less than good and are usually great.
Wrestling fan watches an AEW PPV, gets pumped with a massive card with many bangers, feels amazing and changes - SICKO. Many such cases!
#AEW #Wrestledream
#AEW #Wrestledream
October 19, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Wrestling fan watches an AEW PPV, gets pumped with a massive card with many bangers, feels amazing and changes - SICKO. Many such cases!
#AEW #Wrestledream
#AEW #Wrestledream
A lot of people coming at Dustin Rhodes saying he is Maga. He is not. He is MAGA AND a fucking dumbass.
October 14, 2025 at 9:21 PM
A lot of people coming at Dustin Rhodes saying he is Maga. He is not. He is MAGA AND a fucking dumbass.
Dustin Rhodes reaffirmed my rule of thumb that any wrestler who started their career before the 21st century has a 95% chance of being an asshole
October 14, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Dustin Rhodes reaffirmed my rule of thumb that any wrestler who started their career before the 21st century has a 95% chance of being an asshole
Yelling "What?" during a Toni Storm promo is goober shit. Steve Austin is a woman beater and I cannot wait for the day that stupid fucking chant dies out. Fuck that bald, alcoholic, domestic abuser piece of shit
October 2, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Yelling "What?" during a Toni Storm promo is goober shit. Steve Austin is a woman beater and I cannot wait for the day that stupid fucking chant dies out. Fuck that bald, alcoholic, domestic abuser piece of shit
Gail Kim is like the 40 year old sorority alumni that comes back to gossip and shit on young girls for fun.
Do your signings, make Cameos, run your shitty little podcast and side ventures. But if you have nothing left to help younger talent, do everyone a favor, shut up, and fuck off
Do your signings, make Cameos, run your shitty little podcast and side ventures. But if you have nothing left to help younger talent, do everyone a favor, shut up, and fuck off
September 24, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Gail Kim is like the 40 year old sorority alumni that comes back to gossip and shit on young girls for fun.
Do your signings, make Cameos, run your shitty little podcast and side ventures. But if you have nothing left to help younger talent, do everyone a favor, shut up, and fuck off
Do your signings, make Cameos, run your shitty little podcast and side ventures. But if you have nothing left to help younger talent, do everyone a favor, shut up, and fuck off
September 20, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Death failed to cash in their briefcase smh
Vince McMahon Involved In Car Accident, Received Summons For Reckless Driving
Vince McMahon Involved In Car Accident, Received Summons For Reckless Driving - Fightful | WWE News, AEW News, Pro Wrestling Backstage News
Former WWE CEO Vince McMahon was involved in a car accident on July 24. There were no serious injuries, but McMahon must appear in court.
www.fightful.com
July 30, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Death failed to cash in their briefcase smh
The only unfortunate thing about Hogan dying is that we can't make this a reality anymore
July 24, 2025 at 6:13 PM
The only unfortunate thing about Hogan dying is that we can't make this a reality anymore
Death when he finally caught Hulk Hogan
July 24, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Death when he finally caught Hulk Hogan
Hogan: Let's get the band together and start up REAL AMERICAN FREESTYLE WRESTLING BROTHER
Death: That doesn't work for me, brother
#wrestlesky
Death: That doesn't work for me, brother
#wrestlesky
July 24, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Hogan: Let's get the band together and start up REAL AMERICAN FREESTYLE WRESTLING BROTHER
Death: That doesn't work for me, brother
#wrestlesky
Death: That doesn't work for me, brother
#wrestlesky
Total Nonstop Cucking
This used to be one of the best women's divisions in North America. Now it's being used to prop up developmental talent that will probably be laid off within two years of being elevated to the main fed roster.
You sold your soul to brag about ticket gates. Fucking sad.
This used to be one of the best women's divisions in North America. Now it's being used to prop up developmental talent that will probably be laid off within two years of being elevated to the main fed roster.
You sold your soul to brag about ticket gates. Fucking sad.
Jacy Jayne is NXT and TNA Knockouts Champion
July 21, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Total Nonstop Cucking
This used to be one of the best women's divisions in North America. Now it's being used to prop up developmental talent that will probably be laid off within two years of being elevated to the main fed roster.
You sold your soul to brag about ticket gates. Fucking sad.
This used to be one of the best women's divisions in North America. Now it's being used to prop up developmental talent that will probably be laid off within two years of being elevated to the main fed roster.
You sold your soul to brag about ticket gates. Fucking sad.
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He wanted to be a revolution.
They went out and actually did it.
He really wanted to be the main character of AEW.
Hangman was already there.
He wanted to be the locker room leader.
Jon Moxley was already there.
He wanted to be the voice of the voiceless.
Eddie Kingston was already talking.
They went out and actually did it.
He really wanted to be the main character of AEW.
Hangman was already there.
He wanted to be the locker room leader.
Jon Moxley was already there.
He wanted to be the voice of the voiceless.
Eddie Kingston was already talking.
June 27, 2025 at 6:24 PM
He wanted to be a revolution.
They went out and actually did it.
He really wanted to be the main character of AEW.
Hangman was already there.
He wanted to be the locker room leader.
Jon Moxley was already there.
He wanted to be the voice of the voiceless.
Eddie Kingston was already talking.
They went out and actually did it.
He really wanted to be the main character of AEW.
Hangman was already there.
He wanted to be the locker room leader.
Jon Moxley was already there.
He wanted to be the voice of the voiceless.
Eddie Kingston was already talking.
"Mercedes... you'll go out with me? 🥺🥺🥺 Even with the mask? 🥹🥹🥹"
"Of course baby, with and without the mask 🤗🤗🤗"
"Omg... that... GETS FIVE BIG BOOMS FROM ME 💪💪💪 BOOM 💪💥BOOM 💪💥BOOM 💪💥BOOM 💪💥BOOM 💪💥"
"Of course baby, with and without the mask 🤗🤗🤗"
"Omg... that... GETS FIVE BIG BOOMS FROM ME 💪💪💪 BOOM 💪💥BOOM 💪💥BOOM 💪💥BOOM 💪💥BOOM 💪💥"
June 18, 2025 at 12:38 AM
"Mercedes... you'll go out with me? 🥺🥺🥺 Even with the mask? 🥹🥹🥹"
"Of course baby, with and without the mask 🤗🤗🤗"
"Omg... that... GETS FIVE BIG BOOMS FROM ME 💪💪💪 BOOM 💪💥BOOM 💪💥BOOM 💪💥BOOM 💪💥BOOM 💪💥"
"Of course baby, with and without the mask 🤗🤗🤗"
"Omg... that... GETS FIVE BIG BOOMS FROM ME 💪💪💪 BOOM 💪💥BOOM 💪💥BOOM 💪💥BOOM 💪💥BOOM 💪💥"
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This AEW lawsuit is crazy. You should look it up for yourself.
Google “wrestling ring boy lawsuit”
They have all the details about it online.
Google “wrestling ring boy lawsuit”
They have all the details about it online.
June 16, 2025 at 8:49 PM
This AEW lawsuit is crazy. You should look it up for yourself.
Google “wrestling ring boy lawsuit”
They have all the details about it online.
Google “wrestling ring boy lawsuit”
They have all the details about it online.
You either die as Goldberg, or live long enough to wrestle as Gildberg
Hey remember when the internet was hand-wringing over Billy Gunn being in a Trios act and how that meant AEW had too many old guys? 🤼
June 17, 2025 at 2:00 PM
You either die as Goldberg, or live long enough to wrestle as Gildberg
It's so funny how it's never enough for this family.
10x tag champion
1x International Champion
1x World Heavyweight Champion
For a pair of superkick artists, your sons at the very least have the midcard as their floor. But NOOOOO, this twerking fuck wants to keep swinging the nepo hammer
10x tag champion
1x International Champion
1x World Heavyweight Champion
For a pair of superkick artists, your sons at the very least have the midcard as their floor. But NOOOOO, this twerking fuck wants to keep swinging the nepo hammer
“Fire those that are writing for this kid here.”
Rikishi spoke at length about Jey Uso’s title reign lasting just 51 days, calling for the jobs of the writers behind his creative should and asking if they’d do similar to a talent like John Cena or Randy Orton.
Rikishi spoke at length about Jey Uso’s title reign lasting just 51 days, calling for the jobs of the writers behind his creative should and asking if they’d do similar to a talent like John Cena or Randy Orton.
June 13, 2025 at 7:46 PM
It's so funny how it's never enough for this family.
10x tag champion
1x International Champion
1x World Heavyweight Champion
For a pair of superkick artists, your sons at the very least have the midcard as their floor. But NOOOOO, this twerking fuck wants to keep swinging the nepo hammer
10x tag champion
1x International Champion
1x World Heavyweight Champion
For a pair of superkick artists, your sons at the very least have the midcard as their floor. But NOOOOO, this twerking fuck wants to keep swinging the nepo hammer
Beautiful belt, average name
Personally, I would have preferred leaning into the crown theme. Something like the "AEW Royal Championship". Or, if you wanna go safe, "AEW Global Crown Championship" to include the continental themes of the two belts.
Personally, I would have preferred leaning into the crown theme. Something like the "AEW Royal Championship". Or, if you wanna go safe, "AEW Global Crown Championship" to include the continental themes of the two belts.
June 12, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Beautiful belt, average name
Personally, I would have preferred leaning into the crown theme. Something like the "AEW Royal Championship". Or, if you wanna go safe, "AEW Global Crown Championship" to include the continental themes of the two belts.
Personally, I would have preferred leaning into the crown theme. Something like the "AEW Royal Championship". Or, if you wanna go safe, "AEW Global Crown Championship" to include the continental themes of the two belts.
It makes me wonder if this is the yearly tradition moving forward (and it's not a good thing)
Make a series of decisions that are purely financially driven and couldn't care less about fans. Then fuck up so bad that you reverse it and call it a work.
First Cody now R-Truth. This can't go forever
Make a series of decisions that are purely financially driven and couldn't care less about fans. Then fuck up so bad that you reverse it and call it a work.
First Cody now R-Truth. This can't go forever
R-Truth: "I was released."
His son: “He’s not lying.”
WWE: Frantically re-signs him after backlash to cover their ass.
Wrestling fans: “This is long-term storytelling!”
WWE fumbled a legend & hit the panic button, not everything is a work. Triple H isn't that creative.
His son: “He’s not lying.”
WWE: Frantically re-signs him after backlash to cover their ass.
Wrestling fans: “This is long-term storytelling!”
WWE fumbled a legend & hit the panic button, not everything is a work. Triple H isn't that creative.
June 8, 2025 at 6:03 PM
It makes me wonder if this is the yearly tradition moving forward (and it's not a good thing)
Make a series of decisions that are purely financially driven and couldn't care less about fans. Then fuck up so bad that you reverse it and call it a work.
First Cody now R-Truth. This can't go forever
Make a series of decisions that are purely financially driven and couldn't care less about fans. Then fuck up so bad that you reverse it and call it a work.
First Cody now R-Truth. This can't go forever