jbexte
@jbexte.bsky.social
writer and artist. debut novel, “Being Human, Then Decaying”, available on deathlesspublishing.com
see all my stuff here: https://linktr.ee/jbexte
see all my stuff here: https://linktr.ee/jbexte
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jbexte
@jbexte.bsky.social
· Jan 5
i suppose i should probably post actual details of my book so i can pin them. that’s probably what someone who has their stuff together would do, right?
would ya’ll let a polyamorous doctor treat you? be honest
January 7, 2026 at 2:22 AM
would ya’ll let a polyamorous doctor treat you? be honest
what if they made a hot version of iced coffee
January 7, 2026 at 1:12 AM
what if they made a hot version of iced coffee
gloving in her thingaling
January 5, 2026 at 10:35 PM
gloving in her thingaling
idk maybe somebody should take the guy out
January 3, 2026 at 9:32 PM
idk maybe somebody should take the guy out
tweet i wish i made a few weeks ago: looks like big beautiful bill has another meaning!
December 29, 2025 at 7:13 PM
tweet i wish i made a few weeks ago: looks like big beautiful bill has another meaning!
can’t wait for the sons in mumford and sons to grow up and make their own music, the pedigree doesn’t lie
December 28, 2025 at 11:45 PM
can’t wait for the sons in mumford and sons to grow up and make their own music, the pedigree doesn’t lie
FOR EVERY LIKE I’LL THROW ONE PIECE OF TRASH ON THE HIGHWAY #LitterGang
December 27, 2025 at 7:47 PM
FOR EVERY LIKE I’LL THROW ONE PIECE OF TRASH ON THE HIGHWAY #LitterGang
welp…christmas morning and no presents from my tenants. life as a landlord can be absolute HELL sometimes. evicted.
December 25, 2025 at 3:14 PM
welp…christmas morning and no presents from my tenants. life as a landlord can be absolute HELL sometimes. evicted.
i’m fucing sick to my stomach thinking about what it would be like if sharks could go on land we would be SCREWED
December 23, 2025 at 8:42 PM
i’m fucing sick to my stomach thinking about what it would be like if sharks could go on land we would be SCREWED
it would be so scary if sharks could go on land
December 23, 2025 at 8:41 PM
it would be so scary if sharks could go on land
working on a new game called “4-Dimensional Duck, Duck, Goose” but i don’t think the public is ready
December 23, 2025 at 7:16 PM
working on a new game called “4-Dimensional Duck, Duck, Goose” but i don’t think the public is ready
i never got long covid i actually got something rare called short covid. it’s like regular covid except condensed into a 3 minute span. absolute heck on earth
December 23, 2025 at 4:49 PM
i never got long covid i actually got something rare called short covid. it’s like regular covid except condensed into a 3 minute span. absolute heck on earth
i like the idea that 6 year olds are tuning in to see what ice spice was wearing at a movie premiere
December 23, 2025 at 4:24 PM
i like the idea that 6 year olds are tuning in to see what ice spice was wearing at a movie premiere
so has homer put out anything recently or do we still have to run the odyssey back? this is becoming a skyrim/elder scrolls 6 situation…
December 23, 2025 at 4:00 AM
so has homer put out anything recently or do we still have to run the odyssey back? this is becoming a skyrim/elder scrolls 6 situation…
and when it comes to paper towels i’m a Sparkle Boy for life 💯
December 23, 2025 at 12:02 AM
and when it comes to paper towels i’m a Sparkle Boy for life 💯
btw you can do an emoji react to your own messages, it’s not illegal
December 22, 2025 at 8:06 PM
btw you can do an emoji react to your own messages, it’s not illegal
talk show where we ask dude guests deep yet fun questions about their work and ask lady guests how much they weigh and then make them step on a scale to test if they’re lying
December 22, 2025 at 7:10 PM
talk show where we ask dude guests deep yet fun questions about their work and ask lady guests how much they weigh and then make them step on a scale to test if they’re lying
*watching someone hit their vape* yo wu-tang it dude
December 21, 2025 at 7:30 PM
*watching someone hit their vape* yo wu-tang it dude
banned from r/duckduckgoose because i accidentally spelled it duck, suck, goose and i was flagged for inappropriate language
December 19, 2025 at 12:29 AM
banned from r/duckduckgoose because i accidentally spelled it duck, suck, goose and i was flagged for inappropriate language
it is funny how all internet sports fans hate on the refs until a woman complains about the refs and then they’re all of a sudden defending refs with their family’s honor in the comment section
December 18, 2025 at 10:44 PM
it is funny how all internet sports fans hate on the refs until a woman complains about the refs and then they’re all of a sudden defending refs with their family’s honor in the comment section
trying to get a duck, duck, goose league going in detroit. looking for divorced men ages 45+
December 18, 2025 at 8:52 PM
trying to get a duck, duck, goose league going in detroit. looking for divorced men ages 45+
just know that when me and my boys start talking chowder we’re not talking clams. we’re talking that fat purple boy. rada rada rada.
December 17, 2025 at 6:36 PM
just know that when me and my boys start talking chowder we’re not talking clams. we’re talking that fat purple boy. rada rada rada.
a couple months ago i saw a nonbinary person named jew, felt like a crazy choice at first but i guess people are named christian right?
December 16, 2025 at 7:59 PM
a couple months ago i saw a nonbinary person named jew, felt like a crazy choice at first but i guess people are named christian right?