jbexte
@jbexte.bsky.social
writer and artist. debut novel, “Being Human, Then Decaying”, available on deathlesspublishing.com
see all my stuff here: https://linktr.ee/jbexte
see all my stuff here: https://linktr.ee/jbexte
happy black history month apparently the @nytimes.com didn’t get the memo. only 1 green here?
February 2, 2026 at 5:24 PM
happy black history month apparently the @nytimes.com didn’t get the memo. only 1 green here?
makuhita: a joy, perfectly created, the ideal being
hariyama: a sad, pathetic mistake that should be erased from everyone’s memory
hariyama: a sad, pathetic mistake that should be erased from everyone’s memory
January 29, 2026 at 10:46 PM
makuhita: a joy, perfectly created, the ideal being
hariyama: a sad, pathetic mistake that should be erased from everyone’s memory
hariyama: a sad, pathetic mistake that should be erased from everyone’s memory
wow central michigan beat the national champs, i guess it really is the year of the chippewa
January 21, 2026 at 3:43 PM
wow central michigan beat the national champs, i guess it really is the year of the chippewa
i am doing everything i can to stop the spread of god awful modern book covers
you do not have to have a terrible, doordash-commercial-level cartoon on your cover. no one is forcing you to do that
you do not have to have a terrible, doordash-commercial-level cartoon on your cover. no one is forcing you to do that
January 14, 2026 at 9:14 PM
i am doing everything i can to stop the spread of god awful modern book covers
you do not have to have a terrible, doordash-commercial-level cartoon on your cover. no one is forcing you to do that
you do not have to have a terrible, doordash-commercial-level cartoon on your cover. no one is forcing you to do that
to a guy as midwest as me, i just see it as regular emo
December 3, 2025 at 5:38 PM
to a guy as midwest as me, i just see it as regular emo
ahh i love getting DP’d!
December 2, 2025 at 7:11 PM
ahh i love getting DP’d!
new lamp casts a pear shadow
November 30, 2025 at 5:37 PM
new lamp casts a pear shadow
thanksgiving with the family (guy)
November 27, 2025 at 9:00 PM
thanksgiving with the family (guy)
every day i log onto wordle and guess these two words and then if neither are correct i quit playing
November 26, 2025 at 6:03 PM
every day i log onto wordle and guess these two words and then if neither are correct i quit playing
birds following me on my walk to the grocery store today. i am being surveilled and there’s nothing i can do to stop it
November 22, 2025 at 9:36 PM
birds following me on my walk to the grocery store today. i am being surveilled and there’s nothing i can do to stop it
getting my flu vaccine. saw a box of microchips in the trash. asked the lady about it and she said they’re expired, apparently they haven’t used them since trump took office. wow.
November 21, 2025 at 12:25 AM
getting my flu vaccine. saw a box of microchips in the trash. asked the lady about it and she said they’re expired, apparently they haven’t used them since trump took office. wow.
happy veteran’s day to all gamers! here’s a flag i mocked up in 2019. the green represents xbox, the red nintendo, and the blue playstation. the torch is in rememberance of the lives lost in the Console Wars. the flag code does state it needs to be flown with the mtn dew flag
November 11, 2025 at 7:08 PM
happy veteran’s day to all gamers! here’s a flag i mocked up in 2019. the green represents xbox, the red nintendo, and the blue playstation. the torch is in rememberance of the lives lost in the Console Wars. the flag code does state it needs to be flown with the mtn dew flag
i’m goated i’m goated im goated im goated im goated
November 10, 2025 at 4:47 PM
i’m goated i’m goated im goated im goated im goated
i’ve gotten this exact notification 5 times today and i don’t know how to tell facebook that i don’t want to pay $500 for daddy’s home
November 8, 2025 at 9:24 PM
i’ve gotten this exact notification 5 times today and i don’t know how to tell facebook that i don’t want to pay $500 for daddy’s home
we’re testing people’s racism by making them pick between a white or black home robot and i do not know the right answer
October 29, 2025 at 8:07 PM
we’re testing people’s racism by making them pick between a white or black home robot and i do not know the right answer
didn’t realize the tahini i bought is from israel until i got home
October 26, 2025 at 7:11 PM
didn’t realize the tahini i bought is from israel until i got home
what this sick bug i saw looks like on my iphone camera vs irl i hate you iphone camera
October 25, 2025 at 7:57 PM
what this sick bug i saw looks like on my iphone camera vs irl i hate you iphone camera
i’ve been keeping track of the water outside of my place for a while now but i don’t really have any end goal in mind here
October 23, 2025 at 6:17 PM
i’ve been keeping track of the water outside of my place for a while now but i don’t really have any end goal in mind here
i think if i were to perform the final solution on myself, i would leave a printed out version of this as the note left behind
October 16, 2025 at 10:17 PM
i think if i were to perform the final solution on myself, i would leave a printed out version of this as the note left behind
this is what i was cooking up at the bar on thursday btw
October 12, 2025 at 2:02 AM
this is what i was cooking up at the bar on thursday btw
this is huge for guys named Ron
October 11, 2025 at 2:51 AM
this is huge for guys named Ron