Carl Hallowell
@jchallowell.bsky.social
Polytheist, Nerdy, Pittsburgh/Tottenham/Navy sports fanatic, cisgender bisexual married to a woman. He/Him
I case anybody in the UK is curious about how much my country sucks right now: it would be like having Reform vs Tory as your only political parties, and the Reform people calling Tories "extreme left-wing communists"
January 18, 2026 at 6:00 PM
I case anybody in the UK is curious about how much my country sucks right now: it would be like having Reform vs Tory as your only political parties, and the Reform people calling Tories "extreme left-wing communists"
Whether you think Mike Tomlin was a great coach leading bad teams to the playoffs, or a bad coach who choked every year; whether you're sad he stepped down, celebrating, dreadful or hopeful of the team's future, that's opinion and you have the right to it...
January 15, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Whether you think Mike Tomlin was a great coach leading bad teams to the playoffs, or a bad coach who choked every year; whether you're sad he stepped down, celebrating, dreadful or hopeful of the team's future, that's opinion and you have the right to it...
I can't believe he's gone. After all the fond memories, we say goodbye to a great man. Truly a legend that will be remembered forever. It is indeed a sad day for us all.
But enough about Mike Tomlin leaving the Steelers, at least that peice of shit Scott Adams croaked.
But enough about Mike Tomlin leaving the Steelers, at least that peice of shit Scott Adams croaked.
January 14, 2026 at 4:37 AM
I can't believe he's gone. After all the fond memories, we say goodbye to a great man. Truly a legend that will be remembered forever. It is indeed a sad day for us all.
But enough about Mike Tomlin leaving the Steelers, at least that peice of shit Scott Adams croaked.
But enough about Mike Tomlin leaving the Steelers, at least that peice of shit Scott Adams croaked.
Thor will return in AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY
January 7, 2026 at 3:58 PM
Thor will return in AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY
Why Mr Beast? Why can't we get Kyle Hill? I'd love to have Kyle Hill's spicy meat stick in my mouth.
January 7, 2026 at 2:36 PM
Why Mr Beast? Why can't we get Kyle Hill? I'd love to have Kyle Hill's spicy meat stick in my mouth.
I'm not a Christian, but I think I owe the church a few bucks in the collection plate
January 5, 2026 at 1:20 PM
I'm not a Christian, but I think I owe the church a few bucks in the collection plate
Caught up on season 2 after work yesterday.
January 1, 2026 at 1:44 PM
Caught up on season 2 after work yesterday.
If, hypothetically, December 25th was in fact the birthday of Jesus Christ, December 26th would mark the day that Republicans stopped giving a shit about Jesus and called Mary a freeloading leech looking for government handouts.
December 26, 2025 at 2:36 PM
If, hypothetically, December 25th was in fact the birthday of Jesus Christ, December 26th would mark the day that Republicans stopped giving a shit about Jesus and called Mary a freeloading leech looking for government handouts.
I only go to church for Christmas and Easter mass (on account of being not Christian), but I always dress for the holiday.
December 25, 2025 at 4:52 AM
I only go to church for Christmas and Easter mass (on account of being not Christian), but I always dress for the holiday.
HAPPY BEAT ARMY DAY!
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December 13, 2025 at 10:51 AM
HAPPY BEAT ARMY DAY!
Happy BEAT ARMY week!
December 7, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Happy BEAT ARMY week!
Here's what I've been up to according to YouTube.
December 4, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Here's what I've been up to according to YouTube.
Playoff seeding if college football voters could get away with it.
1. Winner of Ohio State vs Indiana
2. Winner of Alabama vs Georgia
3. Loser of Alabama vs Georgia
4. Ole Miss
5. Texas A&M
6. Texas
7. Oklahoma
8. Vanderbilt
9. Missouri
10. Tennessee
11. LSU
12. Loser of Ohio State vs Indiana
1. Winner of Ohio State vs Indiana
2. Winner of Alabama vs Georgia
3. Loser of Alabama vs Georgia
4. Ole Miss
5. Texas A&M
6. Texas
7. Oklahoma
8. Vanderbilt
9. Missouri
10. Tennessee
11. LSU
12. Loser of Ohio State vs Indiana
December 3, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Playoff seeding if college football voters could get away with it.
1. Winner of Ohio State vs Indiana
2. Winner of Alabama vs Georgia
3. Loser of Alabama vs Georgia
4. Ole Miss
5. Texas A&M
6. Texas
7. Oklahoma
8. Vanderbilt
9. Missouri
10. Tennessee
11. LSU
12. Loser of Ohio State vs Indiana
1. Winner of Ohio State vs Indiana
2. Winner of Alabama vs Georgia
3. Loser of Alabama vs Georgia
4. Ole Miss
5. Texas A&M
6. Texas
7. Oklahoma
8. Vanderbilt
9. Missouri
10. Tennessee
11. LSU
12. Loser of Ohio State vs Indiana
November 29, 2025 at 10:52 AM
I like him already, but I'd really love @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social if he could finally teach New Yorkers how to correctly pronounce "Carnegie". It's car-NAY-gee, NOT CAR-nu-gee.
November 27, 2025 at 10:47 PM
I like him already, but I'd really love @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social if he could finally teach New Yorkers how to correctly pronounce "Carnegie". It's car-NAY-gee, NOT CAR-nu-gee.
I just got a scholarship to King's College. I probably shouldn't brag but dag I amaze and astonish. The problem is I have a lot of brains but no polish. I got to holler just to be heard with every word I drop knowledge.
November 23, 2025 at 10:37 AM
I just got a scholarship to King's College. I probably shouldn't brag but dag I amaze and astonish. The problem is I have a lot of brains but no polish. I got to holler just to be heard with every word I drop knowledge.