Carl Hallowell
@jchallowell.bsky.social
Polytheist, Nerdy, Pittsburgh/Tottenham/Navy sports fanatic, cisgender bisexual married to a woman. He/Him
If, hypothetically, December 25th was in fact the birthday of Jesus Christ, December 26th would mark the day that Republicans stopped giving a shit about Jesus and called Mary a freeloading leech looking for government handouts.
December 26, 2025 at 2:36 PM
If, hypothetically, December 25th was in fact the birthday of Jesus Christ, December 26th would mark the day that Republicans stopped giving a shit about Jesus and called Mary a freeloading leech looking for government handouts.
I only go to church for Christmas and Easter mass (on account of being not Christian), but I always dress for the holiday.
December 25, 2025 at 4:52 AM
I only go to church for Christmas and Easter mass (on account of being not Christian), but I always dress for the holiday.
HAPPY BEAT ARMY DAY!
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December 13, 2025 at 10:51 AM
HAPPY BEAT ARMY DAY!
Happy BEAT ARMY week!
December 7, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Happy BEAT ARMY week!
Here's what I've been up to according to YouTube.
December 4, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Here's what I've been up to according to YouTube.
Playoff seeding if college football voters could get away with it.
1. Winner of Ohio State vs Indiana
2. Winner of Alabama vs Georgia
3. Loser of Alabama vs Georgia
4. Ole Miss
5. Texas A&M
6. Texas
7. Oklahoma
8. Vanderbilt
9. Missouri
10. Tennessee
11. LSU
12. Loser of Ohio State vs Indiana
1. Winner of Ohio State vs Indiana
2. Winner of Alabama vs Georgia
3. Loser of Alabama vs Georgia
4. Ole Miss
5. Texas A&M
6. Texas
7. Oklahoma
8. Vanderbilt
9. Missouri
10. Tennessee
11. LSU
12. Loser of Ohio State vs Indiana
December 3, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Playoff seeding if college football voters could get away with it.
1. Winner of Ohio State vs Indiana
2. Winner of Alabama vs Georgia
3. Loser of Alabama vs Georgia
4. Ole Miss
5. Texas A&M
6. Texas
7. Oklahoma
8. Vanderbilt
9. Missouri
10. Tennessee
11. LSU
12. Loser of Ohio State vs Indiana
1. Winner of Ohio State vs Indiana
2. Winner of Alabama vs Georgia
3. Loser of Alabama vs Georgia
4. Ole Miss
5. Texas A&M
6. Texas
7. Oklahoma
8. Vanderbilt
9. Missouri
10. Tennessee
11. LSU
12. Loser of Ohio State vs Indiana
November 29, 2025 at 10:52 AM
I like him already, but I'd really love @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social if he could finally teach New Yorkers how to correctly pronounce "Carnegie". It's car-NAY-gee, NOT CAR-nu-gee.
November 27, 2025 at 10:47 PM
I like him already, but I'd really love @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social if he could finally teach New Yorkers how to correctly pronounce "Carnegie". It's car-NAY-gee, NOT CAR-nu-gee.
I just got a scholarship to King's College. I probably shouldn't brag but dag I amaze and astonish. The problem is I have a lot of brains but no polish. I got to holler just to be heard with every word I drop knowledge.
November 23, 2025 at 10:37 AM
I just got a scholarship to King's College. I probably shouldn't brag but dag I amaze and astonish. The problem is I have a lot of brains but no polish. I got to holler just to be heard with every word I drop knowledge.
I swear if these customers don't stop telling me how expensive the chocolate is when they're buying it, I'm going to end up screaming "I DIDN'T VOTE FOR THE MOTHERFUCKER" right in their face.
November 16, 2025 at 1:28 PM
I swear if these customers don't stop telling me how expensive the chocolate is when they're buying it, I'm going to end up screaming "I DIDN'T VOTE FOR THE MOTHERFUCKER" right in their face.
Anyway, this is what my 18 year old daughter does for fun...
November 16, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Anyway, this is what my 18 year old daughter does for fun...
Due to my ADHD hyper focus on shipwreck history, I was well versed on the Edmund Fitzgerald (as well as the Britannic, Lusitania, Empress of Ireland, Wilhelm Gustloff, Andrea Doria, Bismarck, and many others with the most obvious being Titanic) before I knew there was a song.
November 10, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Due to my ADHD hyper focus on shipwreck history, I was well versed on the Edmund Fitzgerald (as well as the Britannic, Lusitania, Empress of Ireland, Wilhelm Gustloff, Andrea Doria, Bismarck, and many others with the most obvious being Titanic) before I knew there was a song.
Match Day / Game Day!
COME ON YOU SPURS!
HERE WE GO STEELERS!
COME ON YOU SPURS!
HERE WE GO STEELERS!
October 26, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Match Day / Game Day!
COME ON YOU SPURS!
HERE WE GO STEELERS!
COME ON YOU SPURS!
HERE WE GO STEELERS!
Already seeing it all over facebook. "If you don't cheer for the Dodgers in the World Series, you hate America."
Yeah, Fuck the Dodgers.
Yeah, Fuck the Dodgers.
October 25, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Already seeing it all over facebook. "If you don't cheer for the Dodgers in the World Series, you hate America."
Yeah, Fuck the Dodgers.
Yeah, Fuck the Dodgers.