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I just want to say to every independent and “moderate Republican“ who thought Trump was the lesser of two evils…
How fucking evil did you think Kamala Harris could possibly be?!
How fucking evil did you think Kamala Harris could possibly be?!
Dear Congress,
Imagine if you were as aware of your responsibility to the people and democracy as the Indiana state senate...
You may say I'm a dreamer...
Imagine if you were as aware of your responsibility to the people and democracy as the Indiana state senate...
You may say I'm a dreamer...
December 13, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Dear Congress,
Imagine if you were as aware of your responsibility to the people and democracy as the Indiana state senate...
You may say I'm a dreamer...
Imagine if you were as aware of your responsibility to the people and democracy as the Indiana state senate...
You may say I'm a dreamer...
Notice that guys usually say "would you make me the happiest man in the world and marry me"...
they never say "will you let me make you the happiest woman in the world if you'll marry me"
???
they never say "will you let me make you the happiest woman in the world if you'll marry me"
???
December 13, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Notice that guys usually say "would you make me the happiest man in the world and marry me"...
they never say "will you let me make you the happiest woman in the world if you'll marry me"
???
they never say "will you let me make you the happiest woman in the world if you'll marry me"
???
Whenever someone says "I didn't vote for this" ask them (politely): "Oh, what did you vote for?"
December 13, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Whenever someone says "I didn't vote for this" ask them (politely): "Oh, what did you vote for?"
Can you have just one shenanigan?
December 12, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Can you have just one shenanigan?
Last night I dreamt there was an Orca in Greenlake (small Seattle lake that’s 2.9 mi around). It kept breaching. It was fabulous & breathtaking.
I was telling people going by it was there so they could watch
Almost everyone I told said “oh yeah. That happens” and kept walking
That is so Seattle…
I was telling people going by it was there so they could watch
Almost everyone I told said “oh yeah. That happens” and kept walking
That is so Seattle…
December 12, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Last night I dreamt there was an Orca in Greenlake (small Seattle lake that’s 2.9 mi around). It kept breaching. It was fabulous & breathtaking.
I was telling people going by it was there so they could watch
Almost everyone I told said “oh yeah. That happens” and kept walking
That is so Seattle…
I was telling people going by it was there so they could watch
Almost everyone I told said “oh yeah. That happens” and kept walking
That is so Seattle…
How did I get 30 min of cardio today?
Trying to change the battery in an AirTag
Trying to change the battery in an AirTag
December 12, 2025 at 2:01 AM
How did I get 30 min of cardio today?
Trying to change the battery in an AirTag
Trying to change the battery in an AirTag
Had a disagreement w/ a friend about how she handled something
Btwn wanting to process & not wanting to discuss over the holidays, I waited to tell her
She was understandably upset and also defensive. So she did what any of us would do:
Asked ChatGPT
she forwarded the response (w/o the prompt)
Btwn wanting to process & not wanting to discuss over the holidays, I waited to tell her
She was understandably upset and also defensive. So she did what any of us would do:
Asked ChatGPT
she forwarded the response (w/o the prompt)
December 11, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Had a disagreement w/ a friend about how she handled something
Btwn wanting to process & not wanting to discuss over the holidays, I waited to tell her
She was understandably upset and also defensive. So she did what any of us would do:
Asked ChatGPT
she forwarded the response (w/o the prompt)
Btwn wanting to process & not wanting to discuss over the holidays, I waited to tell her
She was understandably upset and also defensive. So she did what any of us would do:
Asked ChatGPT
she forwarded the response (w/o the prompt)
When I saw Jeff Garcia trending I thought an NFL coach saw Indy sign Philip Rivers and thought, "we can do better...
"Hold my Ensure"
(RIP Jeff Garcia, Voice Actor)
"Hold my Ensure"
(RIP Jeff Garcia, Voice Actor)
December 11, 2025 at 7:41 PM
When I saw Jeff Garcia trending I thought an NFL coach saw Indy sign Philip Rivers and thought, "we can do better...
"Hold my Ensure"
(RIP Jeff Garcia, Voice Actor)
"Hold my Ensure"
(RIP Jeff Garcia, Voice Actor)
Calling Mike Johnson... Mike FUCKIN' Johnson
DO YOUR FUCKIN JOB!!!!!
DO YOUR FUCKIN JOB!!!!!
December 11, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Calling Mike Johnson... Mike FUCKIN' Johnson
DO YOUR FUCKIN JOB!!!!!
DO YOUR FUCKIN JOB!!!!!
Comments and quotes are disabled but I can’t help point out that the safety Nazi is taking photos while driving
December 10, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Comments and quotes are disabled but I can’t help point out that the safety Nazi is taking photos while driving
My brain is in a weird mood
No other way to describe it
No other way to describe it
December 10, 2025 at 1:02 AM
My brain is in a weird mood
No other way to describe it
No other way to describe it
Which NFL team is the biggest disappointment this year?
So many to choose from…
So many to choose from…
December 9, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Which NFL team is the biggest disappointment this year?
So many to choose from…
So many to choose from…
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ChatGPT is that friend in 2nd grade that will totally make up a story that sounds plausible just so you like them and want to keep hanging out with them
(but please don't tell it I said that jic)
#AI
(but please don't tell it I said that jic)
#AI
December 8, 2025 at 5:52 PM
ChatGPT is that friend in 2nd grade that will totally make up a story that sounds plausible just so you like them and want to keep hanging out with them
(but please don't tell it I said that jic)
#AI
(but please don't tell it I said that jic)
#AI
Whoever the next Dem president it, i hope to G-d Leticia James is the AG!
We need an aggressive fighter who won't back down and is gonna make all these evil fuckers pay
We need an aggressive fighter who won't back down and is gonna make all these evil fuckers pay
December 8, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Whoever the next Dem president it, i hope to G-d Leticia James is the AG!
We need an aggressive fighter who won't back down and is gonna make all these evil fuckers pay
We need an aggressive fighter who won't back down and is gonna make all these evil fuckers pay
Dear Lamar,
Please tweet “Johnny”
Love,
Your fans
Please tweet “Johnny”
Love,
Your fans
December 8, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Dear Lamar,
Please tweet “Johnny”
Love,
Your fans
Please tweet “Johnny”
Love,
Your fans
The NFL decided to review every scoring play and every turnover to ensure mistakes are not impacting the outcome of the game. They have to add 15 yard penalties and PI to that. Because they have almost as big an impact on the outcome. They have the technology. It’s time to use it.
December 7, 2025 at 11:08 PM
The NFL decided to review every scoring play and every turnover to ensure mistakes are not impacting the outcome of the game. They have to add 15 yard penalties and PI to that. Because they have almost as big an impact on the outcome. They have the technology. It’s time to use it.
The Ravens got a couple of unfair calls. But they always do. (most teams do.) They know they have to outplay bad calls. Harbaugh cannot get them there. Monken cannot get them there. Orr cannot get them there. It is past time to clean house!
December 7, 2025 at 9:44 PM
The Ravens got a couple of unfair calls. But they always do. (most teams do.) They know they have to outplay bad calls. Harbaugh cannot get them there. Monken cannot get them there. Orr cannot get them there. It is past time to clean house!
It’s like being back in the Kyle Boller days… I’m cheering for first downs like they are scores
December 7, 2025 at 7:18 PM
It’s like being back in the Kyle Boller days… I’m cheering for first downs like they are scores
Wide receivers, offensive line, special teams, every fucking coach on the Ravens staff needs to be fired
December 7, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Wide receivers, offensive line, special teams, every fucking coach on the Ravens staff needs to be fired
Post ozempic Chris Pratt looks as creepy as pre ozempic Chris Pratt’s IG posts are
December 7, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Post ozempic Chris Pratt looks as creepy as pre ozempic Chris Pratt’s IG posts are
I know it’s early BUT…
If we lose at home and GIVE the Steelers the lead in the division
Harbaugh should be fired TONIGHT
If we lose at home and GIVE the Steelers the lead in the division
Harbaugh should be fired TONIGHT
December 7, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I know it’s early BUT…
If we lose at home and GIVE the Steelers the lead in the division
Harbaugh should be fired TONIGHT
If we lose at home and GIVE the Steelers the lead in the division
Harbaugh should be fired TONIGHT
Just want someone to ask Lamar:
“Would you rather be playing for Harbaugh or Mike Mac?”
His expression could get us out of the Harbaugh era
“Would you rather be playing for Harbaugh or Mike Mac?”
His expression could get us out of the Harbaugh era
December 7, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Just want someone to ask Lamar:
“Would you rather be playing for Harbaugh or Mike Mac?”
His expression could get us out of the Harbaugh era
“Would you rather be playing for Harbaugh or Mike Mac?”
His expression could get us out of the Harbaugh era
OK...now I'm obsessed with this idea:
Instead of publishing a list of the richest people, @forbes.com should publish a list of the most generous philanthropists
Make THAT the list everyone whose anyone wants to be on and is chasing instead of their dick-measuring contest that "rewards" evil d-bags
Instead of publishing a list of the richest people, @forbes.com should publish a list of the most generous philanthropists
Make THAT the list everyone whose anyone wants to be on and is chasing instead of their dick-measuring contest that "rewards" evil d-bags
December 7, 2025 at 5:22 PM
OK...now I'm obsessed with this idea:
Instead of publishing a list of the richest people, @forbes.com should publish a list of the most generous philanthropists
Make THAT the list everyone whose anyone wants to be on and is chasing instead of their dick-measuring contest that "rewards" evil d-bags
Instead of publishing a list of the richest people, @forbes.com should publish a list of the most generous philanthropists
Make THAT the list everyone whose anyone wants to be on and is chasing instead of their dick-measuring contest that "rewards" evil d-bags
Serious question…maybe for @marcelias.bsky.social … do the American people have standing to sue Mike Johnson to do his fuckin’ job?
December 7, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Serious question…maybe for @marcelias.bsky.social … do the American people have standing to sue Mike Johnson to do his fuckin’ job?