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Comments and quotes are disabled but I can’t help point out that the safety Nazi is taking photos while driving
December 10, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Comments and quotes are disabled but I can’t help point out that the safety Nazi is taking photos while driving
The “piece” prize he actually does deserve
December 7, 2025 at 2:56 PM
The “piece” prize he actually does deserve
If anyone near Seattle has room in their home and heart for this sweet, sweet girl, Darcy is at PAWS at Lynnwood. She is about 9 months old, 50 lbs, a hound mix. Good in the car. Came up from TX and I transported her to PAWS.org tonight. So calm, cuddly, and gentle -- and seems to be good with kids
December 7, 2025 at 6:40 AM
If anyone near Seattle has room in their home and heart for this sweet, sweet girl, Darcy is at PAWS at Lynnwood. She is about 9 months old, 50 lbs, a hound mix. Good in the car. Came up from TX and I transported her to PAWS.org tonight. So calm, cuddly, and gentle -- and seems to be good with kids
Last night Lulu woke up at 3 AM and intentionally woke me
If she does that it’s usually bks she needs to go out NOW
But she didn’t… She just woke me up to cuddle
When I woke up at 6 I remembered I had a disturbing dream last night and realized she was trying to comfort me
Such a good girl 💜🐾
If she does that it’s usually bks she needs to go out NOW
But she didn’t… She just woke me up to cuddle
When I woke up at 6 I remembered I had a disturbing dream last night and realized she was trying to comfort me
Such a good girl 💜🐾
December 1, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Last night Lulu woke up at 3 AM and intentionally woke me
If she does that it’s usually bks she needs to go out NOW
But she didn’t… She just woke me up to cuddle
When I woke up at 6 I remembered I had a disturbing dream last night and realized she was trying to comfort me
Such a good girl 💜🐾
If she does that it’s usually bks she needs to go out NOW
But she didn’t… She just woke me up to cuddle
When I woke up at 6 I remembered I had a disturbing dream last night and realized she was trying to comfort me
Such a good girl 💜🐾
Buying candles anytime soon?
You KNOW you want to use THIS promo code
You KNOW you want to use THIS promo code
November 30, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Buying candles anytime soon?
You KNOW you want to use THIS promo code
You KNOW you want to use THIS promo code
Sir...YOU get to choose the prompt
November 27, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Sir...YOU get to choose the prompt
Whoever coined the phrase "like a moth to a flame" either didn't have a dog or didn't have a yoga mat
November 27, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Whoever coined the phrase "like a moth to a flame" either didn't have a dog or didn't have a yoga mat
No matter how hard you tried it would be tough to block a sidewalk more than this
Pro tip: you can park a scooter without being a total douche bag
Pro tip: you can park a scooter without being a total douche bag
November 25, 2025 at 3:42 PM
No matter how hard you tried it would be tough to block a sidewalk more than this
Pro tip: you can park a scooter without being a total douche bag
Pro tip: you can park a scooter without being a total douche bag
THIS is why Ravens' fans ALWAYS feel slighted
BAL wins 5 straight(!) and goes from 1-5 to leading the division
The only *hint* of it is "Rudolph, Steelers fall to Bears..."
But good to know JJ McCarthy is still confident
Come on, NFL... show us a drop of respect
BAL wins 5 straight(!) and goes from 1-5 to leading the division
The only *hint* of it is "Rudolph, Steelers fall to Bears..."
But good to know JJ McCarthy is still confident
Come on, NFL... show us a drop of respect
November 24, 2025 at 3:03 AM
THIS is why Ravens' fans ALWAYS feel slighted
BAL wins 5 straight(!) and goes from 1-5 to leading the division
The only *hint* of it is "Rudolph, Steelers fall to Bears..."
But good to know JJ McCarthy is still confident
Come on, NFL... show us a drop of respect
BAL wins 5 straight(!) and goes from 1-5 to leading the division
The only *hint* of it is "Rudolph, Steelers fall to Bears..."
But good to know JJ McCarthy is still confident
Come on, NFL... show us a drop of respect
In this house, no one says Quiet Piggy…except Lulu
November 22, 2025 at 11:32 PM
In this house, no one says Quiet Piggy…except Lulu
Thinking a lot about this image lately
To the fearless girls & women about to take down bankers, financiers, real estate moguls, & many other powerful men...
We are sorry
We are behind you
We are proud of you
They are not too big to fail but you are too strong to silence
#releasetheEpsteinFiles
To the fearless girls & women about to take down bankers, financiers, real estate moguls, & many other powerful men...
We are sorry
We are behind you
We are proud of you
They are not too big to fail but you are too strong to silence
#releasetheEpsteinFiles
November 20, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Thinking a lot about this image lately
To the fearless girls & women about to take down bankers, financiers, real estate moguls, & many other powerful men...
We are sorry
We are behind you
We are proud of you
They are not too big to fail but you are too strong to silence
#releasetheEpsteinFiles
To the fearless girls & women about to take down bankers, financiers, real estate moguls, & many other powerful men...
We are sorry
We are behind you
We are proud of you
They are not too big to fail but you are too strong to silence
#releasetheEpsteinFiles
Seattle has been living up to its reputation lately. Haven’t seen the sun in days!
So I got indoor sunshine
In case you need a spot of brightness today…
So I got indoor sunshine
In case you need a spot of brightness today…
November 18, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Seattle has been living up to its reputation lately. Haven’t seen the sun in days!
So I got indoor sunshine
In case you need a spot of brightness today…
So I got indoor sunshine
In case you need a spot of brightness today…
This is what it looks like when churches build affordable housing instead of giving their pastors hundreds of millions of dollars for mega mansions and yachts
November 12, 2025 at 6:38 PM
This is what it looks like when churches build affordable housing instead of giving their pastors hundreds of millions of dollars for mega mansions and yachts
💜 I call this photo “if Van Gogh had painted Seattle”
November 12, 2025 at 2:33 PM
💜 I call this photo “if Van Gogh had painted Seattle”
Not what I needed to know when looking for a place to get my coffee today but I guess it was a big deal for them…
November 1, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Not what I needed to know when looking for a place to get my coffee today but I guess it was a big deal for them…
Everyone knows this is where you go to get the best covfefe
If it’s from anywhere else it’s just sparkling bullshit
If it’s from anywhere else it’s just sparkling bullshit
October 30, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Everyone knows this is where you go to get the best covfefe
If it’s from anywhere else it’s just sparkling bullshit
If it’s from anywhere else it’s just sparkling bullshit
I asked AI to generate a picture of a woman throwing her phone
My fault for not clearly stating she should only have one phone and two hands -- and that the hands should ideally be one on each side
Again, my bad...
My fault for not clearly stating she should only have one phone and two hands -- and that the hands should ideally be one on each side
Again, my bad...
October 28, 2025 at 1:19 PM
I asked AI to generate a picture of a woman throwing her phone
My fault for not clearly stating she should only have one phone and two hands -- and that the hands should ideally be one on each side
Again, my bad...
My fault for not clearly stating she should only have one phone and two hands -- and that the hands should ideally be one on each side
Again, my bad...
Agreed but I’m OK if Joe comes back
October 27, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Agreed but I’m OK if Joe comes back
And Aldi takes an early lead
Who else?
Let’s go!!!
Who else?
Let’s go!!!
October 27, 2025 at 2:34 AM
And Aldi takes an early lead
Who else?
Let’s go!!!
Who else?
Let’s go!!!
Can’t decide if this means I don’t trust AI or I do believe in time travel
October 26, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Can’t decide if this means I don’t trust AI or I do believe in time travel
Flew Monday and Friday. Thanked EVERY TSA worker for being there and sent this feedback (pardon the mistakes; I was dictating and walking thru the airport)
October 26, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Flew Monday and Friday. Thanked EVERY TSA worker for being there and sent this feedback (pardon the mistakes; I was dictating and walking thru the airport)
My comment/compliment to TSA today. Wish I had edited before I hit submit. But other than that… I stand by every word.
October 25, 2025 at 7:15 PM
My comment/compliment to TSA today. Wish I had edited before I hit submit. But other than that… I stand by every word.
Ignore the mistakes. I have to remember to edit before I hit submit.
But you get the idea
*****
Fuck Trump.
Fuck his dicktator* ballroom.
Pay federal workers.
Open the government.
Release the Epstein/Trump files.
*that is not a typo
But you get the idea
*****
Fuck Trump.
Fuck his dicktator* ballroom.
Pay federal workers.
Open the government.
Release the Epstein/Trump files.
*that is not a typo
October 25, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Ignore the mistakes. I have to remember to edit before I hit submit.
But you get the idea
*****
Fuck Trump.
Fuck his dicktator* ballroom.
Pay federal workers.
Open the government.
Release the Epstein/Trump files.
*that is not a typo
But you get the idea
*****
Fuck Trump.
Fuck his dicktator* ballroom.
Pay federal workers.
Open the government.
Release the Epstein/Trump files.
*that is not a typo
Lol this was my sign and multiple people stopped me to tell me they were missing their alma mater’s football game to be at the protest
Imagine loving America so much that you’re willing to miss your college football team playing their rival
Imagine loving America so much that you’re willing to miss your college football team playing their rival
October 19, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Lol this was my sign and multiple people stopped me to tell me they were missing their alma mater’s football game to be at the protest
Imagine loving America so much that you’re willing to miss your college football team playing their rival
Imagine loving America so much that you’re willing to miss your college football team playing their rival