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Author of the critically-acclaimed "Harry Potter" series of children's fantasy novels
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jordan @jdan.me · Oct 19
i’m collecting an army of some of the greatest posters go.bsky.app/KcbPrGj
Growing up were you a Volcano household or Dante's Peak household?
January 11, 2026 at 8:56 PM
Alright that was a fun instagram scrolling session before i close the app let me just make sure i didn’t accidentally press repost and ruin my life
January 11, 2026 at 4:22 PM
I was born in the right generation I love french electro www.youtube.com/watch?v=jAOP...
Ed Rec Vol. 2
YouTube video by Ed Banger Records
www.youtube.com
January 10, 2026 at 1:22 PM
in a hammock and I totally get it
January 4, 2026 at 9:41 PM
Ready to go!
January 3, 2026 at 6:10 AM
Reposted by jordan
neat, Claude Code on Solaris 2.6 one-shotted a Java 1.1 multiplayer whiteboard program, which runs with no changes on the macOS host
December 31, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Fun LLM use-case, generate me ruby exercises to learn OOP best practices - like a bespoke textbook

Transcript: github.com/jdan/ruby-oo...
Exercises / solutions: github.com/jdan/ruby-oo...

Then I can solve it TDD-style
github.com
December 30, 2025 at 2:05 PM
"La, a note to follow So" was complete bullshit by the way
December 27, 2025 at 12:34 AM
catfishing.net
#550 - 5/10
🎅🏻❄️❄️🎅🏻❄️
❄️❄️🎅🏻🎅🏻🎅🏻
catfishing - the Wikipedia guessing game
Guess the Wikipedia article from its categories. 10 interesting people, places, and things to guess every day.
catfishing.net
December 25, 2025 at 2:37 PM
I just solved this puzzle to get access to Thinky Dailies! Try it out!
thinkygames.com/dailies/
Thinky Dailies, a daily puzzle adventure!
Join our thinky friend on an adventure through handcrafted daily puzzles - every day, a new puzzle, new rules, new surprises.
thinkygames.com
December 20, 2025 at 7:30 PM
December 20, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Excited to announce my new MacBook is ready for computer programming
December 20, 2025 at 3:39 AM
can't wait to my own toy story 6 where buzz lightyear and mr beast save elon musk it's gonna be so freaking epic 🤣
Disney and OpenAI sign a deal to bring 200+ Disney characters to Sora

Disney makes $1 billion investment in OpenAI and will become a "major" OpenAI customer

openai.com/index/disney...
December 11, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Did a big groan when I opened up Advent of Code this morning and saw a graph problem. I didn't feel good about pairing with Claude on it (what's the point of solving the problem at all?)

so as retribution I had Claude generate some LaTeX explaining our solution and now I'm forcing myself to read it
December 11, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Reposted by jordan
those of you who put antlers on your car…i can still tell it’s a car
December 10, 2025 at 2:34 AM
today's advent of code is very cute!
December 7, 2025 at 1:25 PM
catfishing.net
#528 - 7/10
🐈🐟🐟🐈🐈
🐈🐈🐈🐈🐟
December 3, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Reposted by jordan
we just added FAIRIES to tldraw.com
December 1, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Please enjoy this playlist I made to be played in the bathrooms at the office this week open.spotify.com/playlist/0FF...
Notion
open.spotify.com
November 29, 2025 at 2:18 PM
A movie that takes place where you’re from
November 24, 2025 at 4:01 AM
I used jQuery and said “I’d like to work with @johnresig.com” and every job since has been a referral from a Khan Academy colleague
What’s the lore behind choosing your career path ?
November 22, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Tried for three months but Apple Music is simply too buggy. I’m so sorry.
November 22, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Friendly reminder to always check your email 😅
November 19, 2025 at 10:48 PM