jenn schiffer 🕷️🕯️
@jennschiffer.com
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the joker of candle-making @bugsrock.online, one of the greatest minds in web development (jennschiffer.com) and blogging (livelaugh.blog), nyc co-host of robot karaoke (robotkaraoke.live), hot and smart and talented
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i just keep getting hotter and smarter
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i assume having a face there certainly helps grab attention given the lack of images in that particular zone of the page. i wonder how they pick which headshot to use
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does jimmy wales’ face on the banner asking for wikipedia donations on each page perform better than if his face were not there, someone here must know
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if this whole rubygems takeover doesn’t work out for ruby central, they could always pivot into developing curriculum for masterclasses in bad faith responses and eroding community trust
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my dad’s 2nd wife put me in tennis lessons but with a vintage racket from when she was a teen back in the caverns of Hell in the early 1300s and so i never gave it a real shot so this is my penance to the sport, the candle is v good
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allow me to answer my own brand account with another brand lol - i am still obsessed with the tennis ball candle by vacation
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yesterday i launched a new candle collection to celebrate the season where our neighbors display all the fake tombstones they’ve been selfishly hoarding
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imagine candles, but scary! my new collection is out now on bugsrock.online/shop

learn about these creepy waxy things in the latest bug report 😱
bugs rock | candles, but scary! out now
candles & wares by jenn schiffer
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Ah yes, famously uncool singer Johnny Cash. I am glad noted arbiter of cool the Wall Street Journal is willing to reconsider his case.
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and he’s normal so saying “jim ammendments” doesn’t do anything but generational harm
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my brother is coming across jokes about the third amendment and i am not able to share the folklore without an X or meta product account
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i don‘t know who is responsible for community growth and/or partnerships on here but they need to get jim amendments on here
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my help wasn’t asked for but its been welcomed and i am in a position to be able to step back in. i live in the moment and not the past or future and he really has no option but to do the same as he recovers. its very weird and human
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posted on mastodon on my way to see my dad about how tomorrow will be one month since he got sick and how it put an indefinite hiatus on our 15+ year indefinite hiatus…someone in a similar situation described the feeling perfectly, saying “i have no idea what i want out of this.”
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This is the aesthetic of the future
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someone on the Motorola forums was having the same problem with the camera I've been having, but I just have to share the image they posted to demonstrate the issue.
it's the funniest shit I've ever seen in my life dude

The photo is of an elderly woman in gray clothes that has been so bizarrely processed that it looks both totally over and desaturated
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nbc saw this and said ok let’s pick up the fuckin speed but also we need the October juice
“Updated live: Not all October Prime Day deals are good - we found 259+ that actually are”
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that’s about 3+ more deals found per hour, who else is putting in the work like nbc
Screenshot of a thumbnail of an NBC news article from 20 hours ago that says “Updated live: Not all Prime Day deals are good - we found 181+ that actually are” Screenshot of a thumbnail of an NBC news article from 3 hours ago that says “Updated live: Not all Prime Day deals are good - we found 233+ that actually are”
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i pay for this rss feed
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wired is covering this like cnn covers mass casualty events
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twice a year the entire U.S. press becomes a marketing extension of a single billionaire-owned retailer, and nobody in any position of editorial power thinks it's weird or gross
photo of Google News search results for Amazon Prime Day (the second this year)
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counting sheep...10000...🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑
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in about 5 and a half hours @countingsheep.bsky.social should reach 10000, by then i should be fast asleep 🐑
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she *should* be praying her extensions start blending into the hair coming out of her thick skull
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there have been good explanations from the team in the past that are framed around discovered bugs (like in this case), but the book pub metaphor is really accessible