jenn schiffer 🕷️🕯️
@jennschiffer.com
the joker of candle-making @bugsrock.online, one of the greatest minds in web development (jennschiffer.com) and blogging (livelaugh.blog), nyc co-host of robot karaoke (robotkaraoke.live), hot and smart and talented
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· Apr 28
i just keep getting hotter and smarter
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A note to say @blackamazon.bsky.social and her colleagues warned about this sort of thing many years ago.
"The only thing revealed by this transparency is that social media companies do not give a f*ck about this."
Our attention is the product
There are tutorials in many languages on how to exploit that for profit, not just to stir the pot
AI makes it so easy to exploit now and everyone wins but you
Our attention is the product
There are tutorials in many languages on how to exploit that for profit, not just to stir the pot
AI makes it so easy to exploit now and everyone wins but you
America’s Polarization Has Become the World's Side Hustle
The 'psyops' revealed by X are entirely the fault of the perverse incentives created by social media monetization programs.
www.404media.co
November 25, 2025 at 12:47 PM
A note to say @blackamazon.bsky.social and her colleagues warned about this sort of thing many years ago.
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Brooklyn Web Workers def is one of the most unique/cool programming events I have been to in my ~13 years of doing these things. Highly recommend grabbing a ticket for the next session in January
brooklynwebworkers.com
brooklynwebworkers.com
Brooklyn Web Workers
Brookyn Web Workers is a monthly tech industry variety show.
brooklynwebworkers.com
November 25, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Brooklyn Web Workers def is one of the most unique/cool programming events I have been to in my ~13 years of doing these things. Highly recommend grabbing a ticket for the next session in January
brooklynwebworkers.com
brooklynwebworkers.com
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The new location update on X revealed what we've all kinda known all along: Republicans have been astroturfing themselves.
www.garbageday.email/p/republican...
www.garbageday.email/p/republican...
November 24, 2025 at 7:18 PM
The new location update on X revealed what we've all kinda known all along: Republicans have been astroturfing themselves.
www.garbageday.email/p/republican...
www.garbageday.email/p/republican...
watched the roblox ceo interview on hard fork. i know he said he was a fan but it feels like he was just weaponizing that to get the hosts to deescalate when really he was the one spiraling. seems like he expected the joe rogan experience - just a few bros talking gambling with no challenges
November 24, 2025 at 10:43 PM
watched the roblox ceo interview on hard fork. i know he said he was a fan but it feels like he was just weaponizing that to get the hosts to deescalate when really he was the one spiraling. seems like he expected the joe rogan experience - just a few bros talking gambling with no challenges
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my phone gave me a tummy ache last week so i replacing it with other forms of candy
weekly retro #42: sick of the cold and my phone
hi, i'm jenn schiffer and this is my lifestyle blog
livelaugh.blog
November 24, 2025 at 4:33 PM
my phone gave me a tummy ache last week so i replacing it with other forms of candy
my phone gave me a tummy ache last week so i replacing it with other forms of candy
weekly retro #42: sick of the cold and my phone
hi, i'm jenn schiffer and this is my lifestyle blog
livelaugh.blog
November 24, 2025 at 4:33 PM
my phone gave me a tummy ache last week so i replacing it with other forms of candy
this kind of thinking is why tumblr will never be successful in politics
i actually think less of mamdani after this. there's no need to a prop in this moron's reality show.
November 21, 2025 at 9:39 PM
this kind of thinking is why tumblr will never be successful in politics
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hakeem jeffries tripping over his own dick to "condemn socialsm" meanwhile
November 21, 2025 at 9:31 PM
hakeem jeffries tripping over his own dick to "condemn socialsm" meanwhile
guns, cars, roblox
re: roblox dude's interview crashout. the thing he wants to say but can't is "at scale, kids are gonna get hurt. that is the price for scale." the thing nobody wants to say out loud is "maybe scaling to a level where harm isn't manageable is bad, and scale should be contained"
November 21, 2025 at 8:37 PM
guns, cars, roblox
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Tomodachi Life (3DS, 2013)
November 20, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Tomodachi Life (3DS, 2013)
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my path train was rerouted to Hoboken (derogatory) because something is happening at the 14th st stop, to and from 33rd are suspended and the communication from humans outside the smartphone app is their standard abysmal
November 21, 2025 at 4:40 PM
my path train was rerouted to Hoboken (derogatory) because something is happening at the 14th st stop, to and from 33rd are suspended and the communication from humans outside the smartphone app is their standard abysmal
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Notice how adding water is bad.
Follow the instructions that come with your turkey fryer. Use your turkey fryer away from your home. Have a working fire extinguisher.
Follow the instructions that come with your turkey fryer. Use your turkey fryer away from your home. Have a working fire extinguisher.
November 21, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Notice how adding water is bad.
Follow the instructions that come with your turkey fryer. Use your turkey fryer away from your home. Have a working fire extinguisher.
Follow the instructions that come with your turkey fryer. Use your turkey fryer away from your home. Have a working fire extinguisher.
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This is an actual attempt at democratic deliberation within an organization where members will weigh in. And that's actually a good thing.
While this all looks and feels very messy for NYC-DSA, it certainly beats the current system where almost everything is done behind closed doors at the behest of consultants & the only choice Democratic voters are given are to either get in line or zone the fuck out.
hellgatenyc.com/will-nyc-dsa...
hellgatenyc.com/will-nyc-dsa...
Will NYC-DSA Back Chi Ossé?
It's primary mania in NYC! And other links to start your day.
hellgatenyc.com
November 21, 2025 at 3:20 PM
This is an actual attempt at democratic deliberation within an organization where members will weigh in. And that's actually a good thing.
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Fun thing, Kinetic Labs just released a full size keyboard themed around keycaps I designed! The Jeju colorway here!
kineticlabs.com/keyboards/ki...
kineticlabs.com/keyboards/ki...
Built Max102 100% Mechanical Keyboard | Kinetic Labs
Fully built 100% layout CNC aluminum mechanical keyboard with hot-swap, and RGB. The Max102 is sleek, wireless, and ready for any setup.
kineticlabs.com
November 21, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Fun thing, Kinetic Labs just released a full size keyboard themed around keycaps I designed! The Jeju colorway here!
kineticlabs.com/keyboards/ki...
kineticlabs.com/keyboards/ki...
that cloudflare outage would have been a lot more painful if companies didn’t have a multi-vendor solution for content delivery: ”several major customers shifted tens of petabytes of traffic over to Fastly due to another provider's outage”
Outages, Attacks, and a Need for Resilience | Fastly
Cloud outages are a stark reminder of our digital economy's fragility. Learn how Fastly mitigated a major traffic failover and concurrent DDoS attacks with zero disruption.
www.fastly.com
November 21, 2025 at 3:34 AM
that cloudflare outage would have been a lot more painful if companies didn’t have a multi-vendor solution for content delivery: ”several major customers shifted tens of petabytes of traffic over to Fastly due to another provider's outage”
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one of the big lessons re conservatives and especially conservative christians is that they are more satisfied by being comparatively better off than others rather than being better off in absolute terms.
they’re perfectly happy to lose if you lose more.
they’re perfectly happy to lose if you lose more.
There are a lot of conservstives screaming "THIS IS WHAT GOD WANTS" as their lives get measurably worse.
November 21, 2025 at 2:56 AM
one of the big lessons re conservatives and especially conservative christians is that they are more satisfied by being comparatively better off than others rather than being better off in absolute terms.
they’re perfectly happy to lose if you lose more.
they’re perfectly happy to lose if you lose more.
hey LA, my pal @markvigeant.bsky.social has a new show happening v soon that you should go see www.elysiantheater.com/shows/outthe...
Mark Vigeant: OUT THERE — The Elysian
Journey into the wilderness of Alaska where you’ll meet Larry, a burnt-out engineer who is risking his life to make it big on YouTube as a survivalist. But his relentless pursuit of fame quickly spira...
www.elysiantheater.com
November 20, 2025 at 9:29 PM
hey LA, my pal @markvigeant.bsky.social has a new show happening v soon that you should go see www.elysiantheater.com/shows/outthe...
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I wrote this piece because I only learned about pelvic floors a few years ago, despite having had one all my life. And then it turned out to be where I store all my issues. And then that turned out to be true for a lot of people www.wired.com/story/the-pe...
The Pelvic Floor Is a Problem
Everyone’s suddenly obsessed with the pelvic floor—physical therapists, MAHA influencers, me. Could this deeply misunderstood body part really be the seat of so much modern dysfunction?
www.wired.com
November 20, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I wrote this piece because I only learned about pelvic floors a few years ago, despite having had one all my life. And then it turned out to be where I store all my issues. And then that turned out to be true for a lot of people www.wired.com/story/the-pe...
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TONIGHT at 6:00PM @cloudflare.social "Web Components Can’t Save Us. (But You Can!)" with @scottjehl.com !
See you all there: www.meetup.com/Web-Performa...
See you all there: www.meetup.com/Web-Performa...
Web Components Can’t Save Us. (But You Can!), Thu, Nov 20, 2025, 6:00 PM | Meetup
In this session, [Scott Jehl](https://scottjehl.com) will share how web components and other complementary standards can help us move beyond the performance bottlenecks of
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November 20, 2025 at 6:59 PM
TONIGHT at 6:00PM @cloudflare.social "Web Components Can’t Save Us. (But You Can!)" with @scottjehl.com !
See you all there: www.meetup.com/Web-Performa...
See you all there: www.meetup.com/Web-Performa...
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Today, @washingtonpost.com is hosting a Global Women’s Summit.
Meanwhile, the @postguild.bsky.social is protesting and raising awareness about the fact that the Washington Post illegally fired me, its only Black woman opinion columnist, for doing my job.
Salute to the Guild.
Shame on the Post.
Meanwhile, the @postguild.bsky.social is protesting and raising awareness about the fact that the Washington Post illegally fired me, its only Black woman opinion columnist, for doing my job.
Salute to the Guild.
Shame on the Post.
November 20, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Today, @washingtonpost.com is hosting a Global Women’s Summit.
Meanwhile, the @postguild.bsky.social is protesting and raising awareness about the fact that the Washington Post illegally fired me, its only Black woman opinion columnist, for doing my job.
Salute to the Guild.
Shame on the Post.
Meanwhile, the @postguild.bsky.social is protesting and raising awareness about the fact that the Washington Post illegally fired me, its only Black woman opinion columnist, for doing my job.
Salute to the Guild.
Shame on the Post.
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Their image says “introspective songs about love” but their music says “sounds to get a tooth knocked out to” and I love it.
got put onto die spitz by my pal tasha who said they reminded her of me because of the way my voice goes in and out of a growl when i tell stories lol youtu.be/LBuwjdY9GRI?...
Die Spitz - Full Performance (Live on KEXP)
YouTube video by KEXP
youtu.be
November 20, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Their image says “introspective songs about love” but their music says “sounds to get a tooth knocked out to” and I love it.
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happy transgender day of remembrance
thank you for sticking around in the hardest of times. if you haven't, you are missed dearly
please live 💜
thank you for sticking around in the hardest of times. if you haven't, you are missed dearly
please live 💜
November 20, 2025 at 10:57 AM
happy transgender day of remembrance
thank you for sticking around in the hardest of times. if you haven't, you are missed dearly
please live 💜
thank you for sticking around in the hardest of times. if you haven't, you are missed dearly
please live 💜
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i love writing about crypto crime because these dudes do this constantly
![However, the brothers' Google search history in the weeks after the theft for phrases including "how to wash crypto”, “top crypto lawyers”, “wire fraud statute / wire fraud statue [sic] of limitations”, and “prison or jail worse” suggest that perhaps the brothers had some clue that their actions could be interpreted criminally, as do the brothers' own descriptions of their plan as “sus”.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:exrxvyu6bpoym6mbnctke5tn/bafkreicpwu5pjoddgp2ovmaka2kfu6d6uc7uijrld5a4hovz5qpaqlkk5u@jpeg)
November 20, 2025 at 3:19 AM
i love writing about crypto crime because these dudes do this constantly
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Loving this Larry Summers arc where he’s like, wow taking a step back from leadership now that I found out about my own behavior which I have had access to at all times
November 20, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Loving this Larry Summers arc where he’s like, wow taking a step back from leadership now that I found out about my own behavior which I have had access to at all times