jenn schiffer 🕷️🕯️
LightNews LightNews
banner
jennschiffer.com
jenn schiffer 🕷️🕯️
@jennschiffer.com
11K followers 980 following 3.2K posts
platform-reknowned candle-maker jennschiffer.com of @bugsrock.online with a career background in web development, community, marketing, compsci education and being a scary bitch!

blog: livelaugh.blog
shop: bugsrock.online
nyc co-host: robotkaraoke.live
Posts Replies Media Videos
jennschiffer.com
while sergey brin edges them
“Mark Zuckerberg, Jensen Huang, Michael Bloomberg, Eric Yuan, and Tony Xu are all listed at 5'7”, while Google co-founder Sergey Brin edges them ...”
January 6, 2026 at 1:38 AM
jennschiffer.com
Photo of the top of my RENTAL - AS IN MY LANDLORD CHOSE THIS - toilet and there’s a pile of small books - book of pussies, book of butts and then my Manhattan penis book. There’s a black round cylindrical candle, a test ceramic tile with like a green pattern, dried flowers in an empty soy sauce bottle, and a framed illustration of a person on the phone sitting on Gumby, who is on all fours.
January 2, 2026 at 2:55 AM
jennschiffer.com
if you are a childless woman over 40 with no awards or real job and your blog’s rss->email list has more than 23 people can you let me know because i abhor stolen valor more than anything except perhaps the existence of proprietary color spaces like Pantone
me responding to a reader I redacted the email of as “an angel online” saying “there are just 23 of us?!!!!” with “on the email list, yeah! and it's probably the most of any rss to email list by a blogging woman over 40 without children or awards or real job. thank you for your patronage and curiosity, email soldier xoxo”
January 1, 2026 at 10:42 PM
jennschiffer.com
here it is without its clothes on last night
Photo of my lemon pig made out of air dry clay before I painted it so it’s like a light gray color
January 1, 2026 at 8:45 PM
jennschiffer.com
these are my in’s and out’s and i probably won’t answer any of your questions
in: making videos *alongside, not instead of, written word tinned fish but in a normal way stretching blocking and muting, fast and often expanding media consumption into different genres than you're used to buying used or handmade vintage cameras saying yes, but conditionally and intentionally of course out: allergic reactions avoidable by paying more attention to labels being expected to have an opinion about everything qualifying obvious opinions by saying they are opinions hating the internet instead of making the internet establishments with no mocktail menu paying for (or attention to) generative ai caffeination as a lifestyle/personality not challenging authority or bad drivers
January 1, 2026 at 8:15 PM
jennschiffer.com
the back side of my lemon pig, showing its tin foil tail and cunty shifted weight stance with one toothpick leg
January 1, 2026 at 8:05 PM
jennschiffer.com
a front-facing shot of my mostly-clay lemon pig. kinda looks like a bat but yellow
January 1, 2026 at 8:03 PM
jennschiffer.com
A lemon pig, I made out of air dry clay that I’ve painted. the eyes are peppercorns. The legs are toothpicks and there’s a penny sticking out of its mouth. You can’t tell that the penny is from 1985, which is the year i was born and you can’t tell that there is a little tinfoil curly tail on the back. I might’ve cut the ears wrong but that’s fine unless it’s not - if the world gets worse because of this, that’s just showbiz baby.
January 1, 2026 at 8:01 PM
jennschiffer.com
happy new year
two pigeons french kissing mouth to mouth
January 1, 2026 at 5:12 AM
jennschiffer.com
btw if you used to go to jerseyscript before covid hit, the building barcade used to be in has been slowly taken down over the last couple months
photo of a building that my local barcade used to be in that’s gutted and the brick walls are supported by angled beams (i am a computer scientist and candle-maker, not a demolishing scientist and building-maker). oh there a cop car there, typical. they like to hang around on that corner and fuck with the delivery robots. you’d think that after several months of those things being downtown the novelty would have worn off. anyway i am sure that this building is going down soon and the cop has some kind of skill(s) with which they will be helpful
December 31, 2025 at 2:33 AM
jennschiffer.com
not a single emoji in this one
Hi Jenn, this is (redacted) with the ACLU. I'm reaching out on behalf of the executive director of the ACLU who is personally asking you to rush an additional gift before 2025 ends: www.aclu.org/EOY2025 The ACLU has been fighting for civil liberties for over 100 years, but this, right now, is the fight of our lifetime, Jenn. Our democracy is under attack by an administration that is systematically working to dismantle our rights and silence anyone who gets in its way. We, the people, must fight back. Thanks to Guardians of Liberty like you, the ACLU is doing just that. Now your year-end support can keep us strong in 2026. So please, will you give a special one-time gift today to help defend the rights of people (text blocked by iMessage ui) million goal before midnight 12/31? www.aclu.org/EOY2025
December 28, 2025 at 6:18 PM
jennschiffer.com
an artfully off-centered photo of my animatronic Santa with his arms up looking like a red velvet bitch
December 28, 2025 at 5:24 AM
jennschiffer.com
another photo of me behind the gaming wheel looking very cool, one hand on the wheel and my shades are lowered enough to show my beautiful eyes
December 25, 2025 at 12:18 AM
jennschiffer.com
shut up and drive
me wearing shades in our dark living room as i sit VERY COOL LIKE behind a gaming steering wheel with one arm on the wheel. i have never had a drivers license and i am 40
December 25, 2025 at 12:17 AM
jennschiffer.com
here i am with my latest pixel art painting
Photo of me sitting on a chair like I normally do with one leg folded up in front of a pixel art watercolor painting I made of a nude woman
December 24, 2025 at 12:15 AM
jennschiffer.com
see deandra here, even she has brown lashes
deandra is a character in a web series “the most popular girls in school” played by Barbie dolls and she is blonde and while she still looks crazy her eyelashes painted on are brown so it doesn’t contrast too much with her blonde hair but she still looks glam
December 21, 2025 at 9:48 PM
jennschiffer.com
geoguessr but instead of map street views it’s njtransit window views
photo of a window that is so cloudy and damaged that you can really only tr that it’s daytime and maybe you can see buildings, i have no idea bc i can’t see shit!!
December 20, 2025 at 6:03 PM
jennschiffer.com
tired: moflin
wired: cunty Korn santa
December 19, 2025 at 2:05 AM
jennschiffer.com
my response, which does fit in alt text
my reply to the email letter from senator andy Kim saying “ Senator Kim, respectfully, this reads like a bunch of word salad to distract from the fact that you don't seem to have a plan on how to "balance" these bills. Much like your stance on criminalizing CBD to quell the illegal THC market, your legislative philosophy appears akin to burning a whole house down because there's a scary spider. Ruining the freedom of the internet under guise of helping children is a right wing, authoritarian tactic and you should know this. Please reconsider the way you move forward, lest you help architect a future internet where it becomes illegal for you, even, to connect with constituents on it because of your party and identity.”
December 15, 2025 at 5:36 PM
jennschiffer.com
this pissed me off, also i need a longer character count on alt text if our leaders are going to send us long-winded essays like this
letter from senator Andy Kim emailed to me in response to my message about KOSA and other legislation that threatens internet rights under the guise of helping children. It’s so long i cannot fit it all in alt text but the gist is he’s a dad and wants to stop cyberbullying and that’s why he wants to move forward on bills that imho will be disastrous for all of our ability to communicate on the internet
December 15, 2025 at 5:34 PM
jennschiffer.com
🍩
photo of a floor and on the very top right is my black cat pumagreg and his toy donut, using the black and white “noir” iOS filter
December 14, 2025 at 4:17 AM
jennschiffer.com
we got ours in construction vehicle yellow
Photo of a yellow moccamaster drip coffee maker, which is on there’s about one swig left in the pot
December 12, 2025 at 7:49 PM
jennschiffer.com
found the t-square by accident and took that as a sign that i needed to start a new pixel figure painting, a nice end of year personal project OR my emotional demise. stay tuned, jenn nation
Photo of my desk where I’m drawing a grid on a very large piece of watercolor and on my computer you can see my figure drawing that I plan on painting. You probably can’t tell that it’s pixel art though, the image is 80 x 50 pixels.
December 9, 2025 at 3:30 AM
jennschiffer.com
photo of the voting booth screen after i voted in the jersey city mayoral and council run-off election. it says “Your votes were cast. Thanks for voting.” and below the text is an illustration of an “i voted” sticker that has an American flag waving on it
December 2, 2025 at 5:33 PM
jennschiffer.com
last day to have to only pay $399 for an ai rodent
screenshot of the header of an email to me today from Casio with the subject “Final Day for $30 Off Moflin Holiday Pricing”
December 1, 2025 at 5:26 PM