JD Rhoades
@jdrhoades.bsky.social
Author, attorney, Award-winning columnist. Groucho Marxist. Author of the Cade & Clayborne historical thrillers, the Jack Keller series, the Tony Wolf/Tim Buckthorn thrillers from @BloodhoundBooks, & many more. THE GOLDEN MOUNTAIN Out now! NO DMs please.
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JD Rhoades
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· Nov 9
The Jack Keller Thrillers Books One to Three: The Devil's Right Hand, Good Day in Hell, and Safe and Sound - Kindle edition by Rhoades, J.D.. Literature & Fiction Kindle eBooks @ Amazon.com.
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If you haven't met Jack Keller yet, now's your chance. The first three Keller thrillers are now available in a KIndle box set from Bloodhound Books, for only $5.99!
"J.D. Rhoades kicks ass!" —J. A. Konrath, author of the Jack Daniels series
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"J.D. Rhoades kicks ass!" —J. A. Konrath, author of the Jack Daniels series
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A reminder how ICE treats priests.
January 20, 2026 at 9:19 PM
A reminder how ICE treats priests.
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Here's a pic of conservatives 'complying' with law enforcement
January 11, 2026 at 1:19 PM
Here's a pic of conservatives 'complying' with law enforcement
Bend that knee
Bow that head
Obey all orders or they'll shoot you dead
We gotta Felon ruling us by royal decree
Ain't it great to be living in the land of the free
Bow that head
Obey all orders or they'll shoot you dead
We gotta Felon ruling us by royal decree
Ain't it great to be living in the land of the free
January 9, 2026 at 4:47 PM
Bend that knee
Bow that head
Obey all orders or they'll shoot you dead
We gotta Felon ruling us by royal decree
Ain't it great to be living in the land of the free
Bow that head
Obey all orders or they'll shoot you dead
We gotta Felon ruling us by royal decree
Ain't it great to be living in the land of the free
Are we the only people who watch the experts interviewed on PBS Newshour, scan the books on the shelves behind them, and make judgments?
January 8, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Are we the only people who watch the experts interviewed on PBS Newshour, scan the books on the shelves behind them, and make judgments?
So, did we invade anyone else while I was sleeping?
January 7, 2026 at 1:40 PM
So, did we invade anyone else while I was sleeping?
After the people The Felon pardoned for assaulting Law Enforcement officers appeared on the Capitol Steps today to taunt the victims by re-enacting their crimes, there is no possible reaction to any Republican claiming they're the party that supports the police other than savage mockery.
January 6, 2026 at 11:46 PM
After the people The Felon pardoned for assaulting Law Enforcement officers appeared on the Capitol Steps today to taunt the victims by re-enacting their crimes, there is no possible reaction to any Republican claiming they're the party that supports the police other than savage mockery.
A week or so ago, I had an appointment with my eye doctor. In the week leading up to the appointment, I got reminders by phone. I got reminders by text. I got reminders by e-mail. We're talking twice a day. I thought it was overkill.
January 6, 2026 at 8:07 PM
A week or so ago, I had an appointment with my eye doctor. In the week leading up to the appointment, I got reminders by phone. I got reminders by text. I got reminders by e-mail. We're talking twice a day. I thought it was overkill.
Agreed.
How is tomorrow Monday already?
Buncha bullshit
Buncha bullshit
January 4, 2026 at 10:54 PM
Agreed.
Tonight's CD selection: Lucinda Williams' 2001 masterpiece "Essence." Raw feminine lust and yearning that feels so personal, you feel almost guilty for listening. One of my absolute favorites.
January 3, 2026 at 3:48 AM
Tonight's CD selection: Lucinda Williams' 2001 masterpiece "Essence." Raw feminine lust and yearning that feels so personal, you feel almost guilty for listening. One of my absolute favorites.
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MAGA Freakout on Aisle 5 & FACTS:
NICK SHIRLEY IS THE FRAUD
The blame for alleged fraud in Minnesota belongs to conservatives
Privatization and a lack of oversight creates a vicious cycle.
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NICK SHIRLEY IS THE FRAUD
The blame for alleged fraud in Minnesota belongs to conservatives
Privatization and a lack of oversight creates a vicious cycle.
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youtu.be/Gmn-zYNpKE8?...
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open.substack.com/pub/aaronrup...
January 2, 2026 at 3:33 PM
MAGA Freakout on Aisle 5 & FACTS:
NICK SHIRLEY IS THE FRAUD
The blame for alleged fraud in Minnesota belongs to conservatives
Privatization and a lack of oversight creates a vicious cycle.
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youtu.be/Gmn-zYNpKE8?...
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open.substack.com/pub/aaronrup...
NICK SHIRLEY IS THE FRAUD
The blame for alleged fraud in Minnesota belongs to conservatives
Privatization and a lack of oversight creates a vicious cycle.
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youtu.be/Gmn-zYNpKE8?...
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open.substack.com/pub/aaronrup...
Well, thank God that's over.
January 1, 2026 at 5:04 AM
Well, thank God that's over.
Come, children, gather round my knee;
Something is about to be.
Tonight’s December thirty-first,
Something is about to burst.
The clock is crouching, dark and small,
Like a time bomb in the hall.
Hark! It’s midnight, children dear.
Duck! Here comes another year.
-Ogden Nash
Something is about to be.
Tonight’s December thirty-first,
Something is about to burst.
The clock is crouching, dark and small,
Like a time bomb in the hall.
Hark! It’s midnight, children dear.
Duck! Here comes another year.
-Ogden Nash
January 1, 2026 at 2:36 AM
Come, children, gather round my knee;
Something is about to be.
Tonight’s December thirty-first,
Something is about to burst.
The clock is crouching, dark and small,
Like a time bomb in the hall.
Hark! It’s midnight, children dear.
Duck! Here comes another year.
-Ogden Nash
Something is about to be.
Tonight’s December thirty-first,
Something is about to burst.
The clock is crouching, dark and small,
Like a time bomb in the hall.
Hark! It’s midnight, children dear.
Duck! Here comes another year.
-Ogden Nash
So, because I kept seeing him on a lot of "Best of 2025" lists, I checked out this latest album by Morgan Wallen.
Song 1: I'm an assshole, but it's your fault.
Song 2: I'm not as big an asshole as I used to be, because me being an asshole was all your fault and now you're gone.
Song 1: I'm an assshole, but it's your fault.
Song 2: I'm not as big an asshole as I used to be, because me being an asshole was all your fault and now you're gone.
December 30, 2025 at 3:04 PM
So, because I kept seeing him on a lot of "Best of 2025" lists, I checked out this latest album by Morgan Wallen.
Song 1: I'm an assshole, but it's your fault.
Song 2: I'm not as big an asshole as I used to be, because me being an asshole was all your fault and now you're gone.
Song 1: I'm an assshole, but it's your fault.
Song 2: I'm not as big an asshole as I used to be, because me being an asshole was all your fault and now you're gone.
Once again, our hearts go out to all of those folks traveling this weekend. Hope you get to your destination safe and sound and mostly sane.
December 29, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Once again, our hearts go out to all of those folks traveling this weekend. Hope you get to your destination safe and sound and mostly sane.
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The man who ran on a platform of "America First" and promised no involvement in foreign wars is now launching wars of choice in Nigeria, Venezuela, Syria, and Lebanon.
Meanwhile, he is verbally attacking our oldest and closest allies.
Meanwhile, he is verbally attacking our oldest and closest allies.
December 26, 2025 at 5:26 AM
The man who ran on a platform of "America First" and promised no involvement in foreign wars is now launching wars of choice in Nigeria, Venezuela, Syria, and Lebanon.
Meanwhile, he is verbally attacking our oldest and closest allies.
Meanwhile, he is verbally attacking our oldest and closest allies.
Word of the day: perserveration
The White House insists this is genius. The medical textbooks call it something else entirely.
There’s a 92 Percent Chance Trump Is Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs
The Neurological Tick Hiding in Plain Sight
www.newsletter.samuel-warde.com
December 23, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Word of the day: perserveration
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I'm really looking forward to one of our Christmas traditions: a Christmas breakfast of Eggs Benedict. We do it a little differently, however. We serve the meal on a chrome hubcap.
Because, as everyone knows, there's no plates like chrome for the Hollandiaise.
Because, as everyone knows, there's no plates like chrome for the Hollandiaise.
December 21, 2025 at 11:43 PM
I'm really looking forward to one of our Christmas traditions: a Christmas breakfast of Eggs Benedict. We do it a little differently, however. We serve the meal on a chrome hubcap.
Because, as everyone knows, there's no plates like chrome for the Hollandiaise.
Because, as everyone knows, there's no plates like chrome for the Hollandiaise.
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Praise be to the distant sister sun,
Joyful as the silver planets run
Seven maids move in seven time
Sing the song the bells call, loudly chiming
Praise be to the distant sister sun,
Joyful as the silver planets run
Seven maids move in seven time
Sing the song the bells call, loudly chiming
Jethro Tull - Ring Out Solstice bells BBC Promo Video 1976
YouTube video by StormwatchDruid
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December 21, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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Praise be to the distant sister sun,
Joyful as the silver planets run
Seven maids move in seven time
Sing the song the bells call, loudly chiming
Praise be to the distant sister sun,
Joyful as the silver planets run
Seven maids move in seven time
Sing the song the bells call, loudly chiming
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For Jesus’ birthday this year, he’s asking for affordable housing, universal healthcare, and for people to stop using his name to explain why they’re being cruel to strangers.
December 21, 2025 at 9:41 PM
For Jesus’ birthday this year, he’s asking for affordable housing, universal healthcare, and for people to stop using his name to explain why they’re being cruel to strangers.
I saw something that said Jimmy Buffett was in the Epstein files somewhere, and I thought, "Oh God, please, not Jimmy," then I thought there probably wasn't an island anywhere in the Carribean that Jimmy DIDN'T visit at some point.
December 20, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I saw something that said Jimmy Buffett was in the Epstein files somewhere, and I thought, "Oh God, please, not Jimmy," then I thought there probably wasn't an island anywhere in the Carribean that Jimmy DIDN'T visit at some point.
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If evidence has been destroyed, juries are instructed that they can assume that evidence would have shown the defendant's guilt.
The Trump administration releasing only a portion of the Epstein files, and blacking out so much text in the files they did release, is clear evidence of Trump's guilt.
The Trump administration releasing only a portion of the Epstein files, and blacking out so much text in the files they did release, is clear evidence of Trump's guilt.
December 20, 2025 at 3:20 PM
If evidence has been destroyed, juries are instructed that they can assume that evidence would have shown the defendant's guilt.
The Trump administration releasing only a portion of the Epstein files, and blacking out so much text in the files they did release, is clear evidence of Trump's guilt.
The Trump administration releasing only a portion of the Epstein files, and blacking out so much text in the files they did release, is clear evidence of Trump's guilt.
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Nobody works this hard for this long to cover up something this bad unless they are guilty.
December 20, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Nobody works this hard for this long to cover up something this bad unless they are guilty.