JD Rhoades
@jdrhoades.bsky.social
Author, attorney, Award-winning columnist. Groucho Marxist. Author of the Cade & Clayborne historical thrillers, the Jack Keller series, the Tony Wolf/Tim Buckthorn thrillers from @BloodhoundBooks, & many more. THE GOLDEN MOUNTAIN Out now! NO DMs please.
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JD Rhoades
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The Jack Keller Thrillers Books One to Three: The Devil's Right Hand, Good Day in Hell, and Safe and Sound - Kindle edition by Rhoades, J.D.. Literature & Fiction Kindle eBooks @ Amazon.com.
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If you haven't met Jack Keller yet, now's your chance. The first three Keller thrillers are now available in a KIndle box set from Bloodhound Books, for only $5.99!
"J.D. Rhoades kicks ass!" —J. A. Konrath, author of the Jack Daniels series
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"J.D. Rhoades kicks ass!" —J. A. Konrath, author of the Jack Daniels series
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Tonight's CD selection: Lucinda Williams' 2001 masterpiece "Essence." Raw feminine lust and yearning that feels so personal, you feel almost guilty for listening. One of my absolute favorites.
January 3, 2026 at 3:48 AM
Tonight's CD selection: Lucinda Williams' 2001 masterpiece "Essence." Raw feminine lust and yearning that feels so personal, you feel almost guilty for listening. One of my absolute favorites.
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MAGA Freakout on Aisle 5 & FACTS:
NICK SHIRLEY IS THE FRAUD
The blame for alleged fraud in Minnesota belongs to conservatives
Privatization and a lack of oversight creates a vicious cycle.
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NICK SHIRLEY IS THE FRAUD
The blame for alleged fraud in Minnesota belongs to conservatives
Privatization and a lack of oversight creates a vicious cycle.
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youtu.be/Gmn-zYNpKE8?...
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open.substack.com/pub/aaronrup...
January 2, 2026 at 3:33 PM
MAGA Freakout on Aisle 5 & FACTS:
NICK SHIRLEY IS THE FRAUD
The blame for alleged fraud in Minnesota belongs to conservatives
Privatization and a lack of oversight creates a vicious cycle.
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youtu.be/Gmn-zYNpKE8?...
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open.substack.com/pub/aaronrup...
NICK SHIRLEY IS THE FRAUD
The blame for alleged fraud in Minnesota belongs to conservatives
Privatization and a lack of oversight creates a vicious cycle.
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youtu.be/Gmn-zYNpKE8?...
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open.substack.com/pub/aaronrup...
Well, thank God that's over.
January 1, 2026 at 5:04 AM
Well, thank God that's over.
Come, children, gather round my knee;
Something is about to be.
Tonight’s December thirty-first,
Something is about to burst.
The clock is crouching, dark and small,
Like a time bomb in the hall.
Hark! It’s midnight, children dear.
Duck! Here comes another year.
-Ogden Nash
Something is about to be.
Tonight’s December thirty-first,
Something is about to burst.
The clock is crouching, dark and small,
Like a time bomb in the hall.
Hark! It’s midnight, children dear.
Duck! Here comes another year.
-Ogden Nash
January 1, 2026 at 2:36 AM
Come, children, gather round my knee;
Something is about to be.
Tonight’s December thirty-first,
Something is about to burst.
The clock is crouching, dark and small,
Like a time bomb in the hall.
Hark! It’s midnight, children dear.
Duck! Here comes another year.
-Ogden Nash
Something is about to be.
Tonight’s December thirty-first,
Something is about to burst.
The clock is crouching, dark and small,
Like a time bomb in the hall.
Hark! It’s midnight, children dear.
Duck! Here comes another year.
-Ogden Nash
So, because I kept seeing him on a lot of "Best of 2025" lists, I checked out this latest album by Morgan Wallen.
Song 1: I'm an assshole, but it's your fault.
Song 2: I'm not as big an asshole as I used to be, because me being an asshole was all your fault and now you're gone.
Song 1: I'm an assshole, but it's your fault.
Song 2: I'm not as big an asshole as I used to be, because me being an asshole was all your fault and now you're gone.
December 30, 2025 at 3:04 PM
So, because I kept seeing him on a lot of "Best of 2025" lists, I checked out this latest album by Morgan Wallen.
Song 1: I'm an assshole, but it's your fault.
Song 2: I'm not as big an asshole as I used to be, because me being an asshole was all your fault and now you're gone.
Song 1: I'm an assshole, but it's your fault.
Song 2: I'm not as big an asshole as I used to be, because me being an asshole was all your fault and now you're gone.
Once again, our hearts go out to all of those folks traveling this weekend. Hope you get to your destination safe and sound and mostly sane.
December 29, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Once again, our hearts go out to all of those folks traveling this weekend. Hope you get to your destination safe and sound and mostly sane.
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The man who ran on a platform of "America First" and promised no involvement in foreign wars is now launching wars of choice in Nigeria, Venezuela, Syria, and Lebanon.
Meanwhile, he is verbally attacking our oldest and closest allies.
Meanwhile, he is verbally attacking our oldest and closest allies.
December 26, 2025 at 5:26 AM
The man who ran on a platform of "America First" and promised no involvement in foreign wars is now launching wars of choice in Nigeria, Venezuela, Syria, and Lebanon.
Meanwhile, he is verbally attacking our oldest and closest allies.
Meanwhile, he is verbally attacking our oldest and closest allies.
Word of the day: perserveration
The White House insists this is genius. The medical textbooks call it something else entirely.
There’s a 92 Percent Chance Trump Is Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs
The Neurological Tick Hiding in Plain Sight
www.newsletter.samuel-warde.com
December 23, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Word of the day: perserveration
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I'm really looking forward to one of our Christmas traditions: a Christmas breakfast of Eggs Benedict. We do it a little differently, however. We serve the meal on a chrome hubcap.
Because, as everyone knows, there's no plates like chrome for the Hollandiaise.
Because, as everyone knows, there's no plates like chrome for the Hollandiaise.
December 21, 2025 at 11:43 PM
I'm really looking forward to one of our Christmas traditions: a Christmas breakfast of Eggs Benedict. We do it a little differently, however. We serve the meal on a chrome hubcap.
Because, as everyone knows, there's no plates like chrome for the Hollandiaise.
Because, as everyone knows, there's no plates like chrome for the Hollandiaise.
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Praise be to the distant sister sun,
Joyful as the silver planets run
Seven maids move in seven time
Sing the song the bells call, loudly chiming
Praise be to the distant sister sun,
Joyful as the silver planets run
Seven maids move in seven time
Sing the song the bells call, loudly chiming
Jethro Tull - Ring Out Solstice bells BBC Promo Video 1976
YouTube video by StormwatchDruid
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December 21, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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Praise be to the distant sister sun,
Joyful as the silver planets run
Seven maids move in seven time
Sing the song the bells call, loudly chiming
Praise be to the distant sister sun,
Joyful as the silver planets run
Seven maids move in seven time
Sing the song the bells call, loudly chiming
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For Jesus’ birthday this year, he’s asking for affordable housing, universal healthcare, and for people to stop using his name to explain why they’re being cruel to strangers.
December 21, 2025 at 9:41 PM
For Jesus’ birthday this year, he’s asking for affordable housing, universal healthcare, and for people to stop using his name to explain why they’re being cruel to strangers.
I saw something that said Jimmy Buffett was in the Epstein files somewhere, and I thought, "Oh God, please, not Jimmy," then I thought there probably wasn't an island anywhere in the Carribean that Jimmy DIDN'T visit at some point.
December 20, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I saw something that said Jimmy Buffett was in the Epstein files somewhere, and I thought, "Oh God, please, not Jimmy," then I thought there probably wasn't an island anywhere in the Carribean that Jimmy DIDN'T visit at some point.
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If evidence has been destroyed, juries are instructed that they can assume that evidence would have shown the defendant's guilt.
The Trump administration releasing only a portion of the Epstein files, and blacking out so much text in the files they did release, is clear evidence of Trump's guilt.
The Trump administration releasing only a portion of the Epstein files, and blacking out so much text in the files they did release, is clear evidence of Trump's guilt.
December 20, 2025 at 3:20 PM
If evidence has been destroyed, juries are instructed that they can assume that evidence would have shown the defendant's guilt.
The Trump administration releasing only a portion of the Epstein files, and blacking out so much text in the files they did release, is clear evidence of Trump's guilt.
The Trump administration releasing only a portion of the Epstein files, and blacking out so much text in the files they did release, is clear evidence of Trump's guilt.
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Nobody works this hard for this long to cover up something this bad unless they are guilty.
December 20, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Nobody works this hard for this long to cover up something this bad unless they are guilty.
Two tough court weeks are over. Now for two weeks of family, food, books and music. I'm SO ready.
December 19, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Two tough court weeks are over. Now for two weeks of family, food, books and music. I'm SO ready.
Idle question for today: can anyone explain why gay anthem "Y.M.C.A." by gay icons The Village People is so popular with MAGAts?
December 19, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Idle question for today: can anyone explain why gay anthem "Y.M.C.A." by gay icons The Village People is so popular with MAGAts?
So for those who celebrate Christmas, who still does a fresh cut tree? Seems everyone we know has gone artificial. We still love the ritual of going out, hunting for the perfect one, bringing it home and putting it up in the stand before going nuts with the lights and decorations.
December 7, 2025 at 5:35 PM
So for those who celebrate Christmas, who still does a fresh cut tree? Seems everyone we know has gone artificial. We still love the ritual of going out, hunting for the perfect one, bringing it home and putting it up in the stand before going nuts with the lights and decorations.
Once again, my annual Christmas message: whether you say "Merry Christmas," "Happy Hoidays," "Season's Greetings," or something else, try not to be a dick about it, okay?
December 6, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Once again, my annual Christmas message: whether you say "Merry Christmas," "Happy Hoidays," "Season's Greetings," or something else, try not to be a dick about it, okay?
Enjoy yourself
It's later than you think
Enjoy yourself
While you're still in the pink
The years go by
As quickly as you wink.
Enjoy yourself
Enjoy yourself
It's later than you think.
It's later than you think
Enjoy yourself
While you're still in the pink
The years go by
As quickly as you wink.
Enjoy yourself
Enjoy yourself
It's later than you think.
December 5, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Enjoy yourself
It's later than you think
Enjoy yourself
While you're still in the pink
The years go by
As quickly as you wink.
Enjoy yourself
Enjoy yourself
It's later than you think.
It's later than you think
Enjoy yourself
While you're still in the pink
The years go by
As quickly as you wink.
Enjoy yourself
Enjoy yourself
It's later than you think.
Mark my words: These boat strikes are a prelude to shooting migrants crossing the border and claiming without evidence that they're drug mules. MAGA wants to see machine-gunned brown children floating in the Rio Grande.
December 4, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Mark my words: These boat strikes are a prelude to shooting migrants crossing the border and claiming without evidence that they're drug mules. MAGA wants to see machine-gunned brown children floating in the Rio Grande.
So very thankful we're not flying this weekend. Best wishes and good luck to all those who are. May you all get safely to your destinations.
November 30, 2025 at 11:42 PM
So very thankful we're not flying this weekend. Best wishes and good luck to all those who are. May you all get safely to your destinations.