Please share, 24 hours left ⚠️ I often parrot “bet on life” from Samidoun’s special report about resistance in Jenin camp. Because mutual aid is existential: every alleviation matters. Every act of support is faith in Palestinian life.

Six families, food & shelter. 0/640: chuffed.org/project/hope...

If an alien visits me, I’m telling them this is humanity

Can this please be a clock @katie.bzky.team

I will literally die trying to get an actual person on the phone

Seems small, but someone moved all my plants around while I was at work. Annoyed and a lil off put

“Why doesn’t Bluesky leadership ban this known person” because they like that person’s views and work. That’s all. It’s the same reason Democrats cede rhetorical ground to fascists. They like it

The function of the waffles joke is an in-group signifier. Singal, Graber, and Oppiliappan are showing in-group solidarity; they're all in on a joke. The joke is they have institutional power, and you don't, and they feel contempt for you, that you still want to have opinions about how power's used.

Yo if you’re sad and you have a tub, take a bath with some salts and fragrances. I’m so loose and happy

Brian Huskey is going to kill it playing Russ Vought when Aaron Sorkin makes a movie about all this

Does everyone on Bluesky immediately get a humiliation kink when their “joke” wasn’t funny or appropriate?

Jane Goodall seemed to be such a brilliant and genuinely cool person. What amazing contributions to our understanding of primates she gave. And drip drop fashion game. RIP queen

This sound and AIM notification pings tickle my brain in the same way I imagine older generations remember the voices of loved ones.

what’s worse is being condemned and rejected by your parents and brother. At the very least, they have been told the version of history Bob Jones tried to whitewash. Fuck homeschooling and fuck Christian evangelicals

I can only imagine I’m going to try harder to explain and get dumber responses until the climate kills us both or his cancer gets him. And that’s sad

I wrote a 1,300 word note to my dad trying to explain the rise of evangelical Christianity and the conservative movement and he sent me back a list of the last 20 presidents while describing Clinton and Reagan as centrists.

Alright, I hadn’t heard of Hannibal since seeing him in 2018 in Tacoma, he’s a landlord who opposes rent control. And also didn’t know about Burr’s cancel culture shit. So nvm fuck these goober, watch some Josh Johnson, Taylor Tomlinson, Gianmarco Soresi, or Ayo Edebiri

Riyadh Comedy Festival having Bill Burr and Hannibal Burress sucks. I expected it from the rest. Maybe naively thought those two actually lived their values. At least there’s still Conner O’Malley

ICE agents are hunchback fans confirmed.

Don’t worry if other people don’t like you. All that matters is that you don’t like you

I just want compliments and brief smiles tbh

The only acceptable way to interact with strangers is compliments and smiles that don’t last too long

Bob Ross was murdered by his art syndicate pals to sell merch

ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘢. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳

Sometimes you swipe your feed and it reposts a skeet by accident, I choose to believe my subconscious needed that info spread.

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