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Hey Blue Sky, Almond Bros. Called They Want Song Back Ha Ha! @jeebustrump.bsky.social · 14h

Where do you rank last night (& 2022) with the best games you've ever seen?

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Hey Blue Sky, Almond Bros. Called They Want Song Back Ha Ha! @jeebustrump.bsky.social · 20h

Find someone who loves you as much as Dick Van Dyke loves traffic.

Sitcom People @sitcompeople.bsky.social · 1d

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Hey Blue Sky, Almond Bros. Called They Want Song Back Ha Ha! @jeebustrump.bsky.social · 1d

Game went past 1:00 AM here in Michigan, to the point where I was like: "Sorry, Tigers ... I just want some sleep."

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Hey Blue Sky, Almond Bros. Called They Want Song Back Ha Ha! @jeebustrump.bsky.social · 1d

Rod Roddy reveals Rappin' Ronnie Reagan tape to Rowdy Roddy Piper.

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Hey Blue Sky, Almond Bros. Called They Want Song Back Ha Ha! @jeebustrump.bsky.social · 4d

"Don't wear a hat in my classroom, young man."

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Hey Blue Sky, Almond Bros. Called They Want Song Back Ha Ha! @jeebustrump.bsky.social · 6d

Really missing out on some razzing/being razzed right now. My Tigers are playing your Mariners, but I'm barely paying attention.

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Hey Blue Sky, Almond Bros. Called They Want Song Back Ha Ha! @jeebustrump.bsky.social · 12d

Every Fall & early Winter involves drooling over deluxe box set reissues before realizing (once again) that I really only need the 2-disc version.

Hey Blue Sky, Almond Bros. Called They Want Song Back Ha Ha! @jeebustrump.bsky.social · 17d

On Tuesday, by strange coincidence, only the downward escalator worked at the mall. Instead of looking for another way up, I climbed double-time to get to the upper level. I lost a flip-flop, & had someone toss it up for me. I don't believe this was not a coincidence.
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Trump alleges "triple sabotage" at U.N. after escalator and teleprompter freeze up, as U.N. blames Trump's videographer

A malfunctioning escalator and teleprompter at the United Nations' headquarters drew President Trump's frustration.

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Hey Blue Sky, Almond Bros. Called They Want Song Back Ha Ha! @jeebustrump.bsky.social · 19d

Reviving these classic aliens for current *Star Wars* makes me wonder: Will audiences raised on Disney era stuff find it strange to see them barely move in the original films? Or subconsciously think: "Oh, there's that creature from #TheMandalorianAndGrogu. Be careful, heroes!"

Hey Blue Sky, Almond Bros. Called They Want Song Back Ha Ha! @jeebustrump.bsky.social · 21d

EERIE to be revisiting my early-mid 2000s DVD docs & realize this takes place at UTAH VALLEY UNIVERSITY. (Then UV State College.) Protestor outside Hannity's event says those w/ signs were told to remove sticks, but at least one gun-carrying attendee was allowed *inside*. "Free speech feared *more*"

Hey Blue Sky, Almond Bros. Called They Want Song Back Ha Ha! @jeebustrump.bsky.social · 23d

With a bit of smoke & mirrors, you can make it look like you have a whole CUPBOARD of *Ma & Pa Kettle* prop cans.

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Hey Blue Sky, Almond Bros. Called They Want Song Back Ha Ha! @jeebustrump.bsky.social · 23d

Carson reflected racial tensions cooling a bit. Macho White men serving in an integrated US military. Limbaugh hadn't yet tipped the hand of Traditional Values as code for White (cishet) patriarchy. (Sleaze acceptable when *they* do it.) Dudebros still on top, not yet throwing public temper tantrums

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Hey Blue Sky, Almond Bros. Called They Want Song Back Ha Ha! @jeebustrump.bsky.social · 25d

Fellow Greggheads: We must embrace movies about music. Those who don't will miss out on the fun of five-baggers like this.

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Hey Blue Sky, Almond Bros. Called They Want Song Back Ha Ha! @jeebustrump.bsky.social · 26d

Ted Cruz Eliminates Overpass Graffiti with Personal Seed

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Hey Blue Sky, Almond Bros. Called They Want Song Back Ha Ha! @jeebustrump.bsky.social · 27d

Corporate media is giving SO much more attention to Charlie Kirk than the Colorado school shooting that happened the same day he was killed. Feels like *Tiger Beat* magazine for your Fox News uncle.

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Hey Blue Sky, Almond Bros. Called They Want Song Back Ha Ha! @jeebustrump.bsky.social · 28d

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Hey Blue Sky, Almond Bros. Called They Want Song Back Ha Ha! @jeebustrump.bsky.social · 29d

Seems like Republicans are ruthlessly united to get elected, but then very quick to turn on each other when given power.

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Hey Blue Sky, Almond Bros. Called They Want Song Back Ha Ha! @jeebustrump.bsky.social · 29d

The surviving members of Led Zeppelin consider wiping the lyric, "Valhalla, I am coming" from the master tapes of "The Immigrant Song".

Hey Blue Sky, Almond Bros. Called They Want Song Back Ha Ha! @jeebustrump.bsky.social · Sep 12

Post a team you would send instead of Bongino & Patel.

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Hey Blue Sky, Almond Bros. Called They Want Song Back Ha Ha! @jeebustrump.bsky.social · Sep 12

31-year-old Internet star was Founding Father to SNL "Mak-in' co-pies..." guy.

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Zach Malm @muzach.bsky.social · Sep 11

@nicklutsko.bsky.social voice:

I WANNA BE AT THE KIRK CRIME SCENE
I WANNA CHECK EVERY OUTHOUSE AND HENHOUSE
I WANNA GET DONUTS FOR KASH PATEL
I WANNA CRACK THE CASE WITH DAN BONGINO

Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · Sep 11

Kash Patel and Dan Bongino on a manhunt in Utah is a solid comedy premise

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Hey Blue Sky, Almond Bros. Called They Want Song Back Ha Ha! @jeebustrump.bsky.social · Sep 11

"So ... I got that goin' for me."

d🍩nut @funkndonuts.bsky.social · Sep 11

looks like we're gonna start seeing a ton of AI trump videos

Hey Blue Sky, Almond Bros. Called They Want Song Back Ha Ha! @jeebustrump.bsky.social · Sep 11

He had power, influence, & money. That's all mainstream American culture really cares about.

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Chrissy Stroop @thebugbeardispatch.bsky.social · Sep 11

I also don't love how the Times' editorial headline this morning is "America Mourns Charlie Kirk."

I'm anxious, but I'm not remotely mourning. Are you?

Thanks for once again taking it upon yourselves to speak for "the real America" and reminding us that trans people don't count, dickheads

Chrissy Stroop @thebugbeardispatch.bsky.social · Sep 11

I don't love how the major media are by and large framing Charlie Kirk as a "conservative activist."

Sure, "activist" is often a bad word to legacy outlets like the NY Times, but that's when it's used as a cudgel against the left and the marginalized.

Here they're just avoiding more accurate words

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