The Fate Of Ephebophilia
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#Nats, #SNL, #TheLastDriveIn, #TheMaskedSinger.
Assistant to the general manager at the #Illuminati.
Stevie Wonder can actually see. DJ.
Assistant to the general manager at the #Illuminati.
Stevie Wonder can actually see. DJ.
Pinned
"A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms. Enthusiasms, enthusiasms. What are mine? What draws my admiration? What is that which gives me joy?"
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I donate every month. You should too
wikipedia turns 25 today! the last unenshittified major website! backbone of online info! triumph of humanity! powered by urge of unpaid randos to correct each other! somehow mostly reliable! "good thing wikipedia works in practice, because it sure doesn't work in theory" - old wiki adage
January 15, 2026 at 3:19 PM
I donate every month. You should too
'GTA Online' User-Created Charlie Kirk Kill Missions Removed, Banned www.tmz.com/2026/01/13/g...
'GTA Online' User-Created Charlie Kirk Kill Missions Removed, Banned
Charlie Kirk's assassination inspired some sick users to create online missions depicting the tragic shooting in "Grand Theft Auto Online" ... but, the game's parent company says the scenarios are now...
www.tmz.com
January 15, 2026 at 3:21 PM
'GTA Online' User-Created Charlie Kirk Kill Missions Removed, Banned www.tmz.com/2026/01/13/g...
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Guess what Trump. You’re gonna lose. I guarantee it you big pussy
January 15, 2026 at 3:13 PM
Guess what Trump. You’re gonna lose. I guarantee it you big pussy
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Virginia's legislative session only started yesterday, and it was a very big day.
The House already passed four constitutional amendments on Day 1:
—protect abortion rights
—repeal the same-sex marriage ban
—allow mid-decade redistricting
—greatly expand voting rights restoration.
Next: Senate.
The House already passed four constitutional amendments on Day 1:
—protect abortion rights
—repeal the same-sex marriage ban
—allow mid-decade redistricting
—greatly expand voting rights restoration.
Next: Senate.
January 15, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Virginia's legislative session only started yesterday, and it was a very big day.
The House already passed four constitutional amendments on Day 1:
—protect abortion rights
—repeal the same-sex marriage ban
—allow mid-decade redistricting
—greatly expand voting rights restoration.
Next: Senate.
The House already passed four constitutional amendments on Day 1:
—protect abortion rights
—repeal the same-sex marriage ban
—allow mid-decade redistricting
—greatly expand voting rights restoration.
Next: Senate.
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difference between vulcans and elves
January 15, 2026 at 3:13 PM
difference between vulcans and elves
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This means that, even if you are in one of those "certain locations" where it's blocked, you can still use a VPN to create sexually explicit deepfakes of real people with Grok.
Musk is totally ok with that! He's just responding to the fact that the governments of "certain places" are pissed.
Musk is totally ok with that! He's just responding to the fact that the governments of "certain places" are pissed.
The social media platform X said late Wednesday that it was blocking Grok, the A.I. chatbot created by Elon Musk, from generating sexualized and naked images of real people in certain locations.
Elon Musk’s X Restricts Ability to Create Explicit Images With Grok
Bowing to pressure, the company said it would restrict X users from generating explicit images of real people in jurisdictions where such content is illegal.
nyti.ms
January 15, 2026 at 3:13 PM
This means that, even if you are in one of those "certain locations" where it's blocked, you can still use a VPN to create sexually explicit deepfakes of real people with Grok.
Musk is totally ok with that! He's just responding to the fact that the governments of "certain places" are pissed.
Musk is totally ok with that! He's just responding to the fact that the governments of "certain places" are pissed.
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You should treat "INSURRECTION ACT!" the same as "if Mike Pence had the courage!"
He may well do something bad, treacherous, and illegal. He may kill a lot of people. He cannot make himself a perpetual dictator with One Weird Trick.
He may well do something bad, treacherous, and illegal. He may kill a lot of people. He cannot make himself a perpetual dictator with One Weird Trick.
January 15, 2026 at 1:42 PM
You should treat "INSURRECTION ACT!" the same as "if Mike Pence had the courage!"
He may well do something bad, treacherous, and illegal. He may kill a lot of people. He cannot make himself a perpetual dictator with One Weird Trick.
He may well do something bad, treacherous, and illegal. He may kill a lot of people. He cannot make himself a perpetual dictator with One Weird Trick.
Ronald Reagan Attempted Assassin John Hinckley Jr. Believes He Turned Jodie Foster Lesbian www.tmz.com/2026/01/15/j...
Ronald Reagan Attempted Assassin John Hinckley Jr. Believes He Turned Jodie Foster Lesbian
John Hinckley Jr., the man who tried to assassinate Ronald Reagan, is convinced he's the reason Jodie Foster is sexually attracted to other women.
www.tmz.com
January 15, 2026 at 3:15 PM
Ronald Reagan Attempted Assassin John Hinckley Jr. Believes He Turned Jodie Foster Lesbian www.tmz.com/2026/01/15/j...
@markzaidesq.bsky.social are you aware of this?
Well this is fucking frightening. Are we now going to use Havana Syndrome as a weapon?
January 15, 2026 at 3:20 AM
@markzaidesq.bsky.social are you aware of this?
Mother of Elon Musk’s Child Accuses Him of Allowing ‘Sexually Explicit Images’ of Minors: ‘Children Covered in Fluids’ www.mediaite.com/media/tv/mot...
Mother of Elon Musk’s Child Accuses Him of Allowing ‘Sexually Explicit Images’ of Minors: ‘Children Covered in Fluids’
Ashley St. Clair, the mother of Elon Musk's infant son Romulus, accused the billionaire of allowing "sexually explicit images" of minors on his platform X.
www.mediaite.com
January 15, 2026 at 3:14 AM
Mother of Elon Musk’s Child Accuses Him of Allowing ‘Sexually Explicit Images’ of Minors: ‘Children Covered in Fluids’ www.mediaite.com/media/tv/mot...
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There should be a FAST channel that just plays this week of Super Password on a loop. Lucy and Betty together is just incredibly soothing (and funny as all get out.)
January 15, 2026 at 2:45 AM
There should be a FAST channel that just plays this week of Super Password on a loop. Lucy and Betty together is just incredibly soothing (and funny as all get out.)
How about #BringBackINS
Hakeem Jeffries: "Clearly, significant reform needs to take place as it relates to the manner in which ICE is conducting itself. ICE is using taxpayer dollars to brutalize American citizens and to unnecessarily and viciously target law-abiding immigrant families and communities."
January 15, 2026 at 2:42 AM
How about #BringBackINS
Well this is fucking frightening. Are we now going to use Havana Syndrome as a weapon?
January 15, 2026 at 2:32 AM
Well this is fucking frightening. Are we now going to use Havana Syndrome as a weapon?
How about trading Texas for Greenland?
January 15, 2026 at 12:47 AM
How about trading Texas for Greenland?
Embarrassing floor meltdown has House Republicans questioning their leaders www.politico.com/news/2026/01...
Embarrassing floor meltdown has House Republicans questioning their leaders
A group of pro-labor holdouts handed the GOP its latest setback and underscored the tough path for party-line legislation this year.
www.politico.com
January 15, 2026 at 12:23 AM
Embarrassing floor meltdown has House Republicans questioning their leaders www.politico.com/news/2026/01...
SC measles outbreak has gone berserk: 124 cases since Friday, 409 quarantined arstechnica.com/health/2026/...
SC measles outbreak has gone berserk: 124 cases since Friday, 409 quarantined
On Jan. 6, there were 211 cases. The outbreak, which began in October, is now at 434.
arstechnica.com
January 15, 2026 at 12:01 AM
SC measles outbreak has gone berserk: 124 cases since Friday, 409 quarantined arstechnica.com/health/2026/...
Flea is going solo, and he’s bringing his jazz roots with him www.avclub.com/flea-solo-de...
Flea is going solo, and he’s bringing his jazz roots with him
The Red Hot Chili Peppers bassist announces his debut solo album, featuring Thom Yorke, Nick Cave, and a return to his first love: the trumpet.
www.avclub.com
January 14, 2026 at 10:47 PM
Flea is going solo, and he’s bringing his jazz roots with him www.avclub.com/flea-solo-de...
(De)Fund The Police
Sting Pays $800,000 in Royalties to Police Bandmates Amid Lawsuit consequence.net/2026/01/stin...
Sting Pays $800,000 in Royalties to Police Bandmates Amid Lawsuit
Sting has paid $800,000 to former Police bandmates Stewart Copeland and Andy Summers amid a legal battle over royalty underpayments.
consequence.net
January 14, 2026 at 10:43 PM
(De)Fund The Police
Sting Pays $800,000 in Royalties to Police Bandmates Amid Lawsuit consequence.net/2026/01/stin...
Sting Pays $800,000 in Royalties to Police Bandmates Amid Lawsuit
Sting has paid $800,000 to former Police bandmates Stewart Copeland and Andy Summers amid a legal battle over royalty underpayments.
consequence.net
January 14, 2026 at 10:42 PM
Sting Pays $800,000 in Royalties to Police Bandmates Amid Lawsuit consequence.net/2026/01/stin...
seems overdue
BREAKING: Media Matters will cease posting on X starting tonight—a direct result of their lengthy legal fight with the company now known as X and its owner, Elon Musk
Media Matters Says It’s Ending Its Presence on X
The liberal watchdog says changes to the terms of service make it impossible for them to keep posting on the platform.
bit.ly
January 14, 2026 at 10:42 PM
seems overdue
I guess we are all qualified to work for ICE then
Journalist Passes ICE Background Check Despite Weed in Her System, Antifa Support www.tmz.com/2026/01/14/l...
Journalist Passes ICE Background Check Despite Weed in Her System, Antifa Support
Journalist Laura Jedeed should be considered a domestic terrorist, according to the Donald Trump administration's warped metric ... but she tells "TMZ Live," she was hired by ICE anyway!
www.tmz.com
January 14, 2026 at 10:41 PM
I guess we are all qualified to work for ICE then
Journalist Passes ICE Background Check Despite Weed in Her System, Antifa Support www.tmz.com/2026/01/14/l...
Journalist Passes ICE Background Check Despite Weed in Her System, Antifa Support
Journalist Laura Jedeed should be considered a domestic terrorist, according to the Donald Trump administration's warped metric ... but she tells "TMZ Live," she was hired by ICE anyway!
www.tmz.com
January 14, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Journalist Passes ICE Background Check Despite Weed in Her System, Antifa Support www.tmz.com/2026/01/14/l...
Grok Is Getting Access to Classified Military Networks futurism.com/artificial-i...
Grok Is Getting Access to Classified Military Networks
Pete Hegseth has chosen to plug Grok into the Pentagon's classified military networks as part of a broader AI push.
futurism.com
January 14, 2026 at 10:14 PM
Grok Is Getting Access to Classified Military Networks futurism.com/artificial-i...
Scientists sequence a woolly rhino genome from a 14,400-year-old wolf’s stomach arstechnica.com/science/2026...
Scientists sequence a woolly rhino genome from a 14,400-year-old wolf’s stomach
Fortunately for paleogeneticists, wolf puppies don't chew their food thoroughly.
arstechnica.com
January 14, 2026 at 9:18 PM
Scientists sequence a woolly rhino genome from a 14,400-year-old wolf’s stomach arstechnica.com/science/2026...
John Donald's gay lover?
Grand jury indicts suspect in vandalism of Vice President JD Vance’s Ohio home
Grand jury indicts suspect in vandalism of Vice President JD Vance’s Ohio home
Grand jury indicts suspect in vandalism of Vice President JD Vance’s Ohio home
www.independent.co.uk
January 14, 2026 at 9:09 PM
John Donald's gay lover?