"As someone who works in finance..."
*People start throwing rotten fruit at me*
"I was just going to talk about HBO!"
*People start throwing rotten fruit at me*
"I was just going to talk about HBO!"
December 18, 2024 at 6:06 PM
"As someone who works in finance..."
*People start throwing rotten fruit at me*
"I was just going to talk about HBO!"
*People start throwing rotten fruit at me*
"I was just going to talk about HBO!"
Stepping out of my office at 4:15 pm: "It was grey skies all day but good news, it's night now."
December 17, 2024 at 9:58 PM
Stepping out of my office at 4:15 pm: "It was grey skies all day but good news, it's night now."
Don't believe everything you read (or write) onljne
December 3, 2024 at 11:14 PM
Don't believe everything you read (or write) onljne
Just saw a cybertruck in real life for the first time. Pictures and videos do not do justice to how stupid these things look. It's like someone just drove out of a PS1 game
December 2, 2024 at 8:50 PM
Just saw a cybertruck in real life for the first time. Pictures and videos do not do justice to how stupid these things look. It's like someone just drove out of a PS1 game
I didn't know Ben Shapiro was running the Spelling Bee
November 30, 2024 at 8:19 AM
I didn't know Ben Shapiro was running the Spelling Bee
Seeing the ad for the Lego Horizon video game with Aloy singing Chumbawumba (a real thing I'm not making up) makes me excited for the inevitable mashup of all pop culture. Can't wait for Fraggle Rock Master Chief to do the Single Ladies dance
November 29, 2024 at 4:46 PM
Seeing the ad for the Lego Horizon video game with Aloy singing Chumbawumba (a real thing I'm not making up) makes me excited for the inevitable mashup of all pop culture. Can't wait for Fraggle Rock Master Chief to do the Single Ladies dance
Name one of your favourite three album runs.
LCD Soundsystem
LCD Soundsystem (2005)
Sound of Silver (2007)
This Is Happening (2010)
LCD Soundsystem
LCD Soundsystem (2005)
Sound of Silver (2007)
This Is Happening (2010)
Name one of your favorite three album runs.
Prince
Dirty Mind (1980)
Controversy (1981)
1999 (1982)
Amy Grant
Age to Age (1982)
Straight Ahead (1984)
unguarded (1985)
Prince
Dirty Mind (1980)
Controversy (1981)
1999 (1982)
Amy Grant
Age to Age (1982)
Straight Ahead (1984)
unguarded (1985)
Name one of your favourite three album runs...
Ladytron
Light & Magic (2002)
Witching Hour (2005)
Velocifero (2008)
Ladytron
Light & Magic (2002)
Witching Hour (2005)
Velocifero (2008)
November 26, 2024 at 10:56 PM
Name one of your favourite three album runs.
LCD Soundsystem
LCD Soundsystem (2005)
Sound of Silver (2007)
This Is Happening (2010)
LCD Soundsystem
LCD Soundsystem (2005)
Sound of Silver (2007)
This Is Happening (2010)
The Jonas Brothers playing the Grey Cup halftime show, locking down that critical demographic of Disney Channel kids who love the CFL
November 13, 2024 at 3:34 AM
The Jonas Brothers playing the Grey Cup halftime show, locking down that critical demographic of Disney Channel kids who love the CFL
Just finished The Penguin season 1 and it was pretty good but I'm still so confused as to why Colin Farrell is in it
November 11, 2024 at 5:30 AM
Just finished The Penguin season 1 and it was pretty good but I'm still so confused as to why Colin Farrell is in it
Jerry Seinfeld on Celebrity Jeopardy answering all questions like "What's the deal with Thomas Jefferson?"
October 31, 2024 at 5:35 PM
Jerry Seinfeld on Celebrity Jeopardy answering all questions like "What's the deal with Thomas Jefferson?"
Catching up on Hell's Kitchen and you're not going to believe this, someone undercooked the scallops
October 30, 2024 at 3:32 PM
Catching up on Hell's Kitchen and you're not going to believe this, someone undercooked the scallops
Reposted by Mos Jef
Friedman’s brain should be studied in a lab. Just incredible stuff happening in there.
March 17, 2024 at 10:21 PM
Friedman’s brain should be studied in a lab. Just incredible stuff happening in there.
If you look closely at Channi's thumper you can see the Amazon Basics logo
March 7, 2024 at 5:23 AM
If you look closely at Channi's thumper you can see the Amazon Basics logo
My mom just called him Eldritch Elba
February 25, 2024 at 4:33 AM
My mom just called him Eldritch Elba
Star Trek: Discovery's real problem is the lack of race mixing. They're in the 32nd century, everyone should be a mix of like seventeen species. It should be all sci-fi versions of the Rock and Olivia Munn
February 1, 2024 at 3:09 PM
Star Trek: Discovery's real problem is the lack of race mixing. They're in the 32nd century, everyone should be a mix of like seventeen species. It should be all sci-fi versions of the Rock and Olivia Munn
The overtly-political angle didn't work here so I'm just going to become a FuckJerry rip-off and steal everyone's old content from Twitter
December 20, 2023 at 11:29 PM
The overtly-political angle didn't work here so I'm just going to become a FuckJerry rip-off and steal everyone's old content from Twitter
Reposted by Mos Jef
Not that I believe anyone who needs to hear this is going to read it here, but:
Anti-Zionism is not as such anti-Semitism.
There is a lot of overlap between the two categories, and a lot of people in one of them are entirely happy to exploit the other for their own purposes (1/N)
Anti-Zionism is not as such anti-Semitism.
There is a lot of overlap between the two categories, and a lot of people in one of them are entirely happy to exploit the other for their own purposes (1/N)
December 5, 2023 at 10:58 PM
Not that I believe anyone who needs to hear this is going to read it here, but:
Anti-Zionism is not as such anti-Semitism.
There is a lot of overlap between the two categories, and a lot of people in one of them are entirely happy to exploit the other for their own purposes (1/N)
Anti-Zionism is not as such anti-Semitism.
There is a lot of overlap between the two categories, and a lot of people in one of them are entirely happy to exploit the other for their own purposes (1/N)
I can't find the tweet, and I didn't write this, but it's something like:
(at the zoo with my kids)
zookeeper: i'm sorry, did you tell them bears can read?
(at the zoo with my kids)
zookeeper: i'm sorry, did you tell them bears can read?
November 16, 2023 at 4:55 AM
I can't find the tweet, and I didn't write this, but it's something like:
(at the zoo with my kids)
zookeeper: i'm sorry, did you tell them bears can read?
(at the zoo with my kids)
zookeeper: i'm sorry, did you tell them bears can read?
I was watching a documentary about whiskey and you know what? It is neat!
Okay look I don't know what my angle should be on here
Okay look I don't know what my angle should be on here
November 16, 2023 at 4:24 AM
I was watching a documentary about whiskey and you know what? It is neat!
Okay look I don't know what my angle should be on here
Okay look I don't know what my angle should be on here
"Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer," he said while bagging my groceries
November 14, 2023 at 5:32 PM
"Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer," he said while bagging my groceries
I just tried Midjourney for the first time and I can confidently say that this technology is useless
November 14, 2023 at 3:22 PM
I just tried Midjourney for the first time and I can confidently say that this technology is useless