Jeff Cross
@jeffcross5000.bsky.social
Multiple contest-winning screenwriter and novelist https://linktr.ee/jeffcross5000
The only people who want that ballroom are the ones who didn’t go to prom.
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October 26, 2025 at 11:50 AM
The only people who want that ballroom are the ones who didn’t go to prom.
On a more positive note: my novel Broken Hero is shortlisted for the 2025 Wattys: www.wattpad.com/story/362544... #books
Broken Hero - Jeff Cross - Wattpad
Massachusetts State Police Trooper First Class Kevin Thornton joined the force for all the wrong reasons, and as such he's done so little that the only promoti...
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September 19, 2025 at 12:55 AM
On a more positive note: my novel Broken Hero is shortlisted for the 2025 Wattys: www.wattpad.com/story/362544... #books
A dignified Black Tot Day to those who celebrate. #blacktotday #rum
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July 31, 2025 at 8:07 PM
A dignified Black Tot Day to those who celebrate. #blacktotday #rum
A 7-year-old lioness reunites with the man who raised her after she was abandoned as a cub 🦁❤️ He slept beside her outside so she'd grow up as naturally as possible. Now she tackles him with love-hugs, face rubs, pure joy-until they collapse in a pile of trust. 🫶 #WildBond #HeartmeltingNature
June 19, 2025 at 11:06 AM
June 4, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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“I not only can has cheeseburger, I will has cheeseburger.” #lolcats #caturday #catsofbluesky www.tiktok.com/@roscos169/v...
#catsoftiktok #cat #fyp
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April 12, 2025 at 11:31 AM
“I not only can has cheeseburger, I will has cheeseburger.” #lolcats #caturday #catsofbluesky www.tiktok.com/@roscos169/v...
The good life is wasted on the rich.
March 8, 2025 at 10:12 PM
The good life is wasted on the rich.
Remember that #egg #heist and how silly it sounded? Try it with #chewinggum www.wattpad.com/story/357362... #book #novel #caper
Gumrunners - Jeff Cross - WattpadWpReadWpRead
In 1992, chewing gum was banned in Singapore.
In 2004, that ban was repealed.
Here's why.
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Bored office temp Jake Cafferty reluctantly agrees to help his cr...
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February 25, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Remember that #egg #heist and how silly it sounded? Try it with #chewinggum www.wattpad.com/story/357362... #book #novel #caper
It’s 1700 hours somewhere #petehegseth youtu.be/FYDrzG4gxhw
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February 16, 2025 at 12:28 PM
It’s 1700 hours somewhere #petehegseth youtu.be/FYDrzG4gxhw
Now please hear me out on all of this #gulfofmexico folderol...
January 29, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Now please hear me out on all of this #gulfofmexico folderol...
It’s been 24 hours. The war in Ukraine isn’t over. Gasoline isn’t less than $1/gallon. Eggs aren’t less than $1/dozen. Promises made, promises broken. #trumpisafailure #trumpisunfitforoffice
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January 21, 2025 at 9:14 PM
It’s been 24 hours. The war in Ukraine isn’t over. Gasoline isn’t less than $1/gallon. Eggs aren’t less than $1/dozen. Promises made, promises broken. #trumpisafailure #trumpisunfitforoffice
Is Cat Buddhist or is Cat samurai? #caturday #catsofbluesky
December 20, 2024 at 11:25 AM
Is Cat Buddhist or is Cat samurai? #caturday #catsofbluesky
Every #johnlecarre novel ever
The John Le Carré Advent Calendar - My cartoon for this week’s @theguardian.com Books. (with apologies to @realjohnlecarre.bsky.social and @harkaway.bsky.social)
November 30, 2024 at 11:54 AM
Every #johnlecarre novel ever
Serialized fiction—get it while it’s hot! jeffcross5000.wordpress.com
Jeff Cross
The Great American Dime Novelist
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November 29, 2024 at 10:21 PM
Serialized fiction—get it while it’s hot! jeffcross5000.wordpress.com
You can add ethics to the list.
November 29, 2024 at 10:02 PM
You can add ethics to the list.