Jeff Cross
@jeffcross5000.bsky.social
Multiple contest-winning screenwriter and novelist https://linktr.ee/jeffcross5000
Chris Evans & Chris Pratt promised to show up at a children’s hospital in the other’s city in costume if their team lost the Super Bowl…and Evans showed up anyway.
November 9, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Chris Evans & Chris Pratt promised to show up at a children’s hospital in the other’s city in costume if their team lost the Super Bowl…and Evans showed up anyway.
No matter where you go, there will be trouble.
September 13, 2025 at 10:59 AM
No matter where you go, there will be trouble.
Except that Stephen Miller is a Reman.
August 25, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Except that Stephen Miller is a Reman.
Yay, another fatherless nonessential praying to be picked by his orange taco daddy.
August 15, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Yay, another fatherless nonessential praying to be picked by his orange taco daddy.
Too flattering. Here’s a more realistic picture.
June 12, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Too flattering. Here’s a more realistic picture.
June 4, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Cat is samurai, not Buddhist.
May 9, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Cat is samurai, not Buddhist.
Not the plane in question, but still…
May 3, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Not the plane in question, but still…
In Dug we trust. All others pay cash.
April 15, 2025 at 7:42 PM
In Dug we trust. All others pay cash.
Ignorance is bliss. Keep supporting the current thing until Daddy finally picks you!
April 5, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Ignorance is bliss. Keep supporting the current thing until Daddy finally picks you!
I’m not joking when I say that these were actually considered for the logo.
March 29, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I’m not joking when I say that these were actually considered for the logo.
A black woman is one of the few people who’ve been photographed doing the same job in completely different ways. #blackhistory #womenshistory
March 23, 2025 at 10:35 PM
A black woman is one of the few people who’ve been photographed doing the same job in completely different ways. #blackhistory #womenshistory
The resemblance is truly uncanny.
March 23, 2025 at 11:43 AM
The resemblance is truly uncanny.
This is the person accusing us of having “tRuMp dErAnGeMeNt sYnDrOme.”
March 22, 2025 at 8:20 PM
This is the person accusing us of having “tRuMp dErAnGeMeNt sYnDrOme.”
March 17, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Already happened.
March 15, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Already happened.
