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Jeff Lassiter

@jefflassiter.bsky.social

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Artist. Horror. Star Wars. Art at https://linktr.ee/Jefflassiter 🌈🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 he/him

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Jeff Lassiter @jefflassiter.bsky.social · Feb 23

Hi all! I’m an artist living in the US (yeah, I know) I sell prints and stickers of a variety of pop culture and horror subjects! If you’re in the market, feel free to visit my Etsy shop! jefflassiterpopcult.etsy.com

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Jeff Lassiter @jefflassiter.bsky.social · 1h

I would have made a lot of bad choices for you lol

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Jeff Lassiter @jefflassiter.bsky.social · 1h

He’s still doing it and he started last Wednesday

Jeff Lassiter @jefflassiter.bsky.social · 1h

Using golf umbrellas on the sidewalk

Jeff Lassiter @jefflassiter.bsky.social · 4d

Thank you! It’s Darth Gaydar! I’ve done it a few times

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Jeff Lassiter @jefflassiter.bsky.social · 4d

Nothing to do this year so here’s are a few years past

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Jeff Lassiter @jefflassiter.bsky.social · 9d

George Michael Myers

Jeff Lassiter @jefflassiter.bsky.social · 12d

And it still looks more like Matt Damon than Brad Pitt

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Jeff Lassiter @jefflassiter.bsky.social · 12d

“election” and will continue to do so. Just like Russia, the politicians are pledging absolute fealty to the Supreme Leader. The courts are useless against the absolute mob behavior. It’s poet depressing really. I guess we have to just persevere though. And watch movies lol

Jeff Lassiter @jefflassiter.bsky.social · 12d

The United States is becoming Russia. It’s completely by design and party of the long game Putin has been playing. Incomes disparity is becoming out of control. The oligarchs control every branch of government. The poorest people and marginalized groups are suffering the consequences of the last

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Jeff Lassiter @jefflassiter.bsky.social · 14d

a woman in a purple shirt is standing in a kitchen holding a spray bottle .

Alt: a woman in a purple shirt is standing in a kitchen holding a spray bottle .

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Jeff Lassiter @jefflassiter.bsky.social · 14d

Any cute guys into horror movies and Star Wars who don’t mind a fat boyfriend who likes his own space half the time?

Jeff Lassiter @jefflassiter.bsky.social · 14d

Not that I think we’ll ever have another presidential election, but if we did and a Democrat won, they should turn the ballroom into a big homeless shelter for undocumented immigrants

Jeff Lassiter @jefflassiter.bsky.social · 14d

Man…fuck Bob Iger right in the ear

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Grimmla @grimmla.bsky.social · 15d

I just found out my grandmother passed away this morning.
I'm still very much processing everything that's going on, but I could really use a little help affording a plane ticket to get back to them for the funeral (they live across the country

if you have a few bucks to spare it would mean a lot

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Jeff Lassiter @jefflassiter.bsky.social · 15d

He’s never going to leave while still alive

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Jeff Lassiter @jefflassiter.bsky.social · 23d

I generally get 5-10 views and two likes on ANY of my art posts, but tell me why I got 20K likes and 4K retweets telling Khloe Kardashian her hands looked like boiled chicken feet in a photo she took saying she’d never had any plastic surgery procedures.

Jeff Lassiter @jefflassiter.bsky.social · 23d

Yeah definitely not 1950!

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Christina🌊🌊 @sassycc.bsky.social · 23d

!!!

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Jeff Lassiter @jefflassiter.bsky.social · 23d

If it’s so bad why does he have his name on that building?

Jeff Lassiter @jefflassiter.bsky.social · 26d

I know it’s too much to ask, and I’m going to hear that I’m being a Debbie Downer, but can we close the book on this outfit until we get some different Padmé figures in the future?

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Governor JB Pritzker @govpritzker.illinois.gov · Oct 4

None of it was in pursuit of justice, but all of it was in pursuit of social media videos.

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Jeff Lassiter @jefflassiter.bsky.social · Oct 5

Disney/Marvel should sue for copyright infringement

Jeff Lassiter @jefflassiter.bsky.social · Oct 4

She’s great! Got to interview her for our podcast! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/e...

Interview - Lynne Griffin Talks Black Christmas

Podcast Episode · I Hate Critics Movie Review Podcast · 12/24/2024 · 1h 2m

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Jeff Lassiter @jefflassiter.bsky.social · Oct 4

Is horror back?

Jeff Lassiter @jefflassiter.bsky.social · Oct 4

I got to watch that and Black Christmas (my all time favorite) with Lynne Griffin in Chicago!

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