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Jeff Rush @jeffrush.bsky.social · 35m

Overmorrow I shall think back on ereyesterday and marvel at the possibilities to be found betwixt.

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Jeff Rush @jeffrush.bsky.social · 1h

For the record I could do this but I don't wanna www.youtube.com/watch?v=22-g...

BLINDING LIGHTS - THE WEEKND | DRUM COVER.

YouTube video by El Estepario Siberiano

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Jeff Rush @jeffrush.bsky.social · 8h

Rewatching Helluva Boss and, man, just ❤️ Stolas.

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Jeff Rush @jeffrush.bsky.social · 13h

But if I do not have enough personal images is there any way it could augment that photo carousel with ads tailored to random words I uttered in the presence of my smart-toilet - the iShit?

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Jeff Rush @jeffrush.bsky.social · 13h

I don't know what USB drive manufacturer I bought that fitted sheet from but gah-damn.

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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 18h

😂😂😂

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Jeff Rush @jeffrush.bsky.social · 16h

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Jeff Rush @jeffrush.bsky.social · 17h

Me, a certified rain sommelier - Ah yes, it sounds like this weather occurred outside.

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Jeff Rush @jeffrush.bsky.social · 18h

I have a PowerPoint slide of moneybags. Wait, what I meant to say, is I have an executive dashboard emphasizing the importantance of maximizing ROI through leveraging corporate synergies.

$10,000 a month and you can leave it running on a display with 24x7 availability.

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Jeff Rush @jeffrush.bsky.social · 1d

yeah but they have a huge cave system to stick them in so no biggie.

Jeff Rush @jeffrush.bsky.social · 1d

As we gather here tonight, on the precipice of war, we, the proud 3rd catallion must each and every one prepare to gird your loins as we near the encroaching tides of history. Right here. Right meow. We must live knowing that our only regret being that we have but nine lives to lose for our country.

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