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Beefcake Dad
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I just want to be strong and fast.
Never ask me what I mean, it's just the OCD talking.
November 8, 2025 at 2:54 PM
October 12, 2025 at 6:36 AM
This is a placeholder. I'm gorgeous and I've got plans. See you in a year or something
September 23, 2025 at 4:50 PM
40 today. Happy birthday to me. Logging out forever as a present to myself. Take care xx
September 18, 2025 at 9:16 AM
I was going to wait until next week to give up on the old social medias, but sometimes fuck it is the better option. It's been as fun as much its been really difficult and isolating. Local moots have my telephone number, I think. All the best xx
September 8, 2025 at 3:29 PM
I'm as unhealthy, both physically and mentally, as I've ever been. Guess I should do something about that.
September 7, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Got one of those alerts in my phone about terrible weather in the Alps, whilst I was already driving in the Alps through terrible weather just thinking this is how I die.
September 7, 2025 at 3:32 PM
IYKYK
The Legion of Doom - I Know What You Buried Last Summer
YouTube video by Joey R0x (W Knight)
youtu.be
September 6, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Glinner is short for Glamorous Dinner
September 6, 2025 at 3:23 PM
I guarantee my head is bigger than Glinner's
September 6, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Going to a fucking Cèilidh shortly, so you bet your life I've been non verbal in my parents garage for the last 2 hours
September 6, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Reposted by Beefcake Dad
Dismayed by the "I loathe Gl**ner but his arrest should scare us all" takes. The bar for arrest over a social media post *should be extremely high*, but a guy who's harassed trans people 19 hours a day for 8 years, telling his 600k fans to attack any trans women they see, clears that bar v easily?
September 6, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Reposted by Beefcake Dad
They're doing upurr eats
September 6, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Glen Barry Ben Ross
September 6, 2025 at 3:03 PM
I'm listening to Slint and folks, I'm into it
September 6, 2025 at 3:02 PM
4 for 3 on Nectar
4 for 3 on Nectar
Na nah nah nah
Na nah nah nah
September 6, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Shh, its Tour of Britain time. Please shut up
September 6, 2025 at 10:10 AM
September 5, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Just heard someone say that David Lammy needs a good hard kick up the arse
September 5, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Pissed
September 5, 2025 at 7:50 PM
There's just something really nice about my son suggesting "Bring Me the Horizon at Reading" when you ask if you want to sit down and watch something together.
September 5, 2025 at 7:15 PM
David fucking Lammy
September 5, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Absolutely mullered a pigeon on the M40 earlier. Front of my car looks like Harry from Home Alone. Wife's crying.
September 5, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Cheers cheers
September 5, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Anyway, I'm deputy leader of something called The Labour Party now apparently
September 5, 2025 at 12:30 PM