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Beefcake Dad
@jeffsreturn.bsky.social
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I just want to be strong and fast.
Never ask me what I mean, it's just the OCD talking.
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November 8, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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October 12, 2025 at 6:36 AM
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This is a placeholder. I'm gorgeous and I've got plans. See you in a year or something
This is a close-up, selfie-style photo of a man sitting in what appears to be the driver's seat of a vehicle. He is looking directly at the camera with a scrunched-up expression, showing his teeth. ​The man has a bald head and a beard that is graying at the chin. He's wearing black-framed sunglasses with reflective, golden-yellow lenses that show a reflection of his surroundings, including a cell phone he's holding to take the picture. He's also wearing a dark blue polo shirt, a black hooded sweatshirt, and a bright yellow high-visibility vest. A silver ring is visible on his left ring finger. The interior of the car is partially visible, with a dark seat and some clothes or bags in the background. This is a close-up, straight-on photo of a large bag of "Croky" brand chips. The bag is teal-colored with a yellow top section. The brand name "Croky" is written in large, bold, white letters with a purple outline. ​The flavor is described as "EXPLOSION CHEESE & PEAR". The image on the bag depicts a stylized explosion with a piece of cheese and a slice of pear mixed in with the chips. A "NEW" label is also visible on the yellow part of the bag. Below the bag on the shelf is a price tag for the "Croky Explos. Cheese&Pear" with a price of €3,60. Other bags of chips are visible on the shelf to the left and right, and above and below the main bag.
September 23, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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40 today. Happy birthday to me. Logging out forever as a present to myself. Take care xx
​The image shows a man with a mustache sitting on a sofa. He is wearing a black suit and a white collar, which appears to be a clerical collar. On his head is a striped, cone-shaped party hat with a circular emblem on the front. He has a somber expression and his hands are clasped in his lap. ​Behind him, the sofa is covered with a patterned blanket or tapestry featuring a bearded figure with a halo and a visible, flaming heart. The background is a room decorated with balloons and streamers, suggesting a party setting. The image also has a caption at the bottom that reads "(JACK MUTTERING)".
September 18, 2025 at 9:16 AM
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4 for 3 on Nectar
4 for 3 on Nectar
Na nah nah nah
Na nah nah nah
​The image shows a close-up, eye-level shot of a can of Suntory -196 Grapefruit sitting on a bed with blue and white striped sheets. The can is the central focus of the image. ​In the foreground, a blue vape device and a pair of black sunglasses lie on the bed. The background is slightly out of focus, showing a brown headboard and a light green wall with a framed picture on it. The lighting is soft and even, and the overall color palette is a mix of blues, browns, and grays.
September 6, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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September 5, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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Cheers cheers
September 5, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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Nearly home
The image shows a close-up of a car's infotainment system. The screen is split into two main sections. ​On the left, a music player interface is displayed. It shows the album art for "The Devil Wears Prada," and the song title is "Number Three, Never Forgot." The current time is 10:11. Below the song title are controls for playing, pausing, and skipping tracks. ​On the right, a navigation map is visible. It shows a route with a blue line, indicating the car's current position and direction. The top of the navigation section gives the next turn instruction: "350 ft - Comet Way." The bottom of the navigation screen provides a summary of the journey, showing a remaining travel time of "38 min" and a distance of "29 mi," with an estimated arrival time of "10:49." The number "30" in a green circle is visible, which likely indicates a speed limit. The bottom of the screen also shows icons for WhatsApp, Spotify, and Google. ​The rest of the dashboard is visible, with physical buttons and dials for the radio, media, phone, and climate control, including the A/C. The image is a selfie of a man sitting in what appears to be a car or a similar vehicle. He is bald and has a reddish-blond beard. He is wearing a dark blue polo shirt and a pair of sunglasses with bright, yellow-tinted, reflective lenses. In the reflection of the sunglasses, a phone is visible, held up to take the picture. The man is looking directly at the camera with a neutral expression. In the background, there is a quilted gray fabric, and a red and black checkered blanket is visible on the left.
September 5, 2025 at 9:16 AM
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Back in the laybys of Albion
The image is a photograph of a road at dusk. The road curves to the right and is flanked by trees on both sides. On the left, there is a low fence running parallel to the road. The sky in the distance is illuminated with the colors of a sunset, ranging from orange and pink near the horizon to a dark blue and purple higher up. A single white car is visible in the distance on the road, its headlights on, appearing as a bright spot. The overall lighting is dim, and the foreground is dark, with the trees and grassy verge appearing as silhouettes. The image shows a dark, silhouetted landscape at dusk. The sky above is a gradient of colors, from a deep blue at the top to a faint orange and pink near the horizon. In the foreground and to the right, a large tree with many branches is silhouetted against the sky. To the left, there is a tall, spindly plant also visible in silhouette. The ground is covered in dark grasses and other foliage. In the distance, a line of smaller trees and a faint hill are visible, also as silhouettes against the last light of the day.
September 4, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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He's in England
September 4, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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September 4, 2025 at 11:06 AM
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September 4, 2025 at 11:04 AM
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Down with this sort of thing
September 4, 2025 at 10:45 AM
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Here you go, a convenient list of places for the Save Our Children lot to protest at
The image is a text-based tour poster for the band Brand New. ​The top of the poster has the band's name in large, bold letters: BRAND NEW. ​Below the name is a list of tour dates and locations, formatted in three columns: ​November 9 - Leeds, UK - O2 Academy ​November 11 - Cardiff, WLS - Depot ​November 13 - Birmingham, UK - O2 Academy ​November 15 - Manchester, UK - O2 Apollo ​November 17 - Glasgow, SCT - O2 Academy ​November 19 - London, UK - OVO Arena Wembley ​At the bottom of the poster are two websites: BrandNew-Live.com and AEGPresents.co.uk. The background is black, and all the text is in a light color, likely white or off-white.
September 4, 2025 at 10:38 AM
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Nearly there
The image shows a car's infotainment screen at night, displaying a split-screen view. ​On the left side, there's a music or podcast player interface. A large, close-up image of a man's face wearing glasses is visible. Below the image, the title "Episode 950 Oct 11th 2022" is displayed, along with the podcast name "Uhh Yeah Dude". Standard playback controls—rewind 15 seconds, play/pause, and fast-forward 15 seconds—are also shown. The time is 22:27. ​The right side of the screen is a navigation app. The map shows a route with a green arrow pointing to a location labeled "Douane", which is French for "Customs." Below this, a large blue banner shows the remaining travel time and distance: "7 hr 38 min · 682 km". The text "DEUTSCHLAND-NEDERLAND" is visible on the map, indicating the route is near the border between Germany and the Netherlands. At the bottom of the screen, there are icons for different apps, including WhatsApp, a phone icon, Spotify, and Google Maps.
September 3, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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September 3, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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Going up the German toilet, anyone need anything
September 3, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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Lol. Lmao
The image is a screenshot of a post from the social media platform X (formerly Twitter), displayed in dark mode. ​The post is from a user named Daniel Friebe with the handle @friebos. His profile picture shows a group of cyclists. ​The text of the post reads: ​"Believe there'll be a meeting of team representatives, CPA & race organisers shortly before today's roll-out at Vuelta. Several teams have registered their preference for Israel-Premier Tech to pull out, given the increased security risks." ​Below the text, the post details are shown: ​The time of the post: 13:18 ​The date of the post: 03 Sep 25 ​The number of views: 6,845 Views
September 3, 2025 at 11:50 AM
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Just messaged my wife to tell her I'm taking her to "Horny Town" when I get home
September 3, 2025 at 11:28 AM
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Now listening, and there's absolutely nothing you can do about it. Check mate!
The image is a screenshot from a mobile device displaying the Spotify music streaming app. ​The screen shows the album page for "Take This to Your Grave" by the band Fall Out Boy. ​At the top, the album cover is prominently featured. It shows the four members of Fall Out Boy sitting in front of a brick wall, with the band's name, the album title, and the members' names listed above the photo. The overall color scheme of the album art has a bluish-green tint. ​Below the album art, the album title "Take This to Your Grave" is displayed in large text, with the artist name "Fall Out Boy" and the album release date "6 May 2003" below it. ​Further down, the screen shows the tracklist. Three songs are visible: ​"Tell That Mick He Just Made My List..." (currently playing, indicated by the green equalizer bars and a checkmark) ​"Dead on Arrival" ​"Grand Theft Autumn / Where Is Your Boy" ​At the very bottom of the screen, there is a small playback bar showing that the song "My List of Things to Do" is currently playing, along with a small Android Auto icon.
September 3, 2025 at 8:37 AM
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Home time
The image shows a view from inside a van, focusing on the van's infotainment system. The system's display is split into two sections. ​On the left, a media player is active, showing a podcast or radio show. The title is "Midweek Rub | Finals Week 1, Carlton's Ex... Triple M Rocks Footy AFL". The thumbnail shows a group of three men, two of whom are wearing headsets. The current time is 08:53, and the player controls are visible below the title. ​On the right, a navigation map is displayed. The current instruction is to "Head north". The map shows a long route, indicated by a blue line. The estimated travel time is extremely long: 18 hours and 36 minutes, covering a distance of 1,788 kilometers, with an estimated arrival time of 02:29. Below the map, icons for common apps like WhatsApp, Spotify, and Google Maps are shown. ​The view outside the van's windscreen shows a building, trees, and what appears to be an open yard or lot, suggesting the van is parked in an industrial area.
September 3, 2025 at 6:56 AM
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Remember when beers etc.
The image shows a retail display of alcoholic beverages, specifically beer, in what appears to be a Polish store. The focus is on a stack of "HARDE" brand beer cans, which are dark in color with red and white lettering. The cans are arranged in a tiered display. ​On top, there are three individual cans. Below them, a six-pack is wrapped in plastic. The cans are labeled with "7.2%", indicating the alcohol by volume. Other text on the cans includes "Stark Beer" and "Mocne Piwo" (which translates to "Strong Beer" in Polish), and "Tradycyjna Receptura" (Traditional Recipe). ​To the right of the HARDE display, there is a stack of green "LECH" brand beer cans. The packaging is partially visible and includes the word "WYGRAJ" (which means "WIN" in Polish), suggesting a promotional contest. ​At the bottom of the image, there are plastic crates used for stacking and transporting the beer. A red crate is visible with the "ŻYWIEC" logo, and a black crate below it has a "PILZ" logo. A small price tag is also visible at the bottom right, stating "PIWO NEPTUN 0.5L PUSZKA 3,29 ZŁ" (Neptun Beer 0.5L CAN 3.29 PLN).
September 3, 2025 at 6:15 AM
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Nearly there. Return leg starts tomorrow
The image shows the dashboard of a car, specifically the car's built-in infotainment system. The display is split into two main sections. ​On the left, a media player is visible, showing a podcast with a portrait of a person with glasses. The podcast title is "Episode 835 Dec 3rd 2020" and the show name is "Uhh Yeah Dude". The player controls, including play/pause, rewind, and fast-forward buttons, are displayed below the episode information. The current time on the media player is 19:02. ​On the right, a navigation map is shown, displaying driving directions. The current instruction is to "Head south-east" and then turn left. The estimated travel time is 27 minutes to cover a distance of 43 kilometers, with an expected arrival time of 19:29. Below the map, icons for common apps are visible, including WhatsApp, Spotify, and Google Maps.
September 2, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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Normal men being normal with flags
September 2, 2025 at 10:44 AM
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Currently reading
September 2, 2025 at 8:58 AM