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sarah @jellymiens.bsky.social · 1h

"is it bc it's 4am" no, this is about my usual bedtime

sarah @jellymiens.bsky.social · 1h

*wakes up earlier than usual to go hang out in a cold room with goop on my head for several hours* why do i feel so crummy

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sarah @jellymiens.bsky.social · 1h

the more i listen to pamela the righter i know i was here

sarah @jellymiens.bsky.social · 22d

the end of the miseen video credits nulut for the bass but tbh it didn't need to, you know he was responsible bc the bassline sounds like this

a horse with a purple bridle is playing a piano keyboard .

Alt: horse playing a keyboard with its nose, rapidly sliding up and down the keys

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Isa / EvilCleverDog @evilcleverdog.bsky.social · Aug 23

Using ChatGPT

Edith @edithcharles.bsky.social · Aug 23

What's something that isn't considered embarrassing but you think it should be?

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innes @innes.bsky.social · 15h

"Nature's Labubu"

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sarah @jellymiens.bsky.social · 14h

mizu5 translation is so goofy, like "we're gonna have students abc straight up call mizuki a dude but we draw the LINE at anyone using any pronouns ever"

like the point has been clearly made, they're just making the dialogue awkward for the love of the game at this point

sarah @jellymiens.bsky.social · 16h

trying to use the restroom while my hair is processing and i'm wearing two plastic gowns like i'm the great piss wizard

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sarah @jellymiens.bsky.social · 18h

i'm gonna lose it the clerk put me down for highlights

sarah @jellymiens.bsky.social · 1d

[folern ex] i can feel this becoming my first 30* fc but before that happens i will have a run where i get every note up to the ending and fuck up the very last measure and chuck my ipad out the window

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sarah @jellymiens.bsky.social · 1d

got chris fleming jumpscared in abbott elementary

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sarah @jellymiens.bsky.social · 1d

and i know this works on my hair because i've been getting it done for several years!!! it's -- YOU CAN LITERALLY SEE IT, my hair lifts way more than you think it can, it's been this way since i started bleaching it when i was nineteen

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sarah @jellymiens.bsky.social · 1d

i don't have a picture because i don't want a SPECIFIC color, it usually turns out a little different every time and that's FINE, i don't want my hair tortured in the name of obtaining a specific shade because i'll be happy with anything in a pretty wide range. nobody seems to get this

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sarah @jellymiens.bsky.social · 1d

i KNOW it's not gonna be love live protagonist orange, that's not what i'm asking for, i know it's going to come out to a nice dark copper, that's what i want

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sarah @jellymiens.bsky.social · 1d

every time i tell a salon "i want it to be as orange as possible without bleaching" they look at me like i asked them to prove fermat's last theorem and tell me if i really want it orange i need to bleach it

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sarah @jellymiens.bsky.social · 1d

i walk in here with hair visibly lighter than my roots from only basic coloring and they try to tell me basic color won't lift my hair. y'all can look in my file to see the last service i got done and you can look at my head to see what it accomplished it CAN'T be this confusing

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sarah @jellymiens.bsky.social · 1d

every time i go in to schedule a hair appointment they ask me what color i want so they can put me down for the appropriate service and i tell them i will be going lighter but not bleaching and despite how my hair looks they think this os impossible and i don't know what i'm talking about

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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 1d

boost your user satisfaction and growth with this one weird trick (removing the shit everyone hates that you added for no reason)

r/SaaS
u/soasme
I deleted ALL AI features... and user growth went UP.

Everyone's busy adding Al to everything.
I did the same for indie10k.com but it didn't work.
I removed all of fancy Al stuff - Al coach, Al growth ideas, Al "personalized" advice - everything.
Guess what?
I see more registered users and higher retention.
That actually make me wonder why now i have one page with one button, without all that Al thingy, but it does better?
Here's my question:
Is Al feature actually helping SaaS grow?

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Thalia 🐺🏳️‍⚧️ @sapphicwolf.seeks.quest · 2d

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sarah @jellymiens.bsky.social · 1d

i guess it's fine if i think of it as a vanilla spiced cola but it's awfully mild and i expect my root beer to sting a little more

sarah @jellymiens.bsky.social · 1d

got fancy root beer at the grocery store and lowkey it kinda sucks i knew i shoulda gone for saint arnold's

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sarah @jellymiens.bsky.social · 1d

i have GOT to kick my nuts in gear on hermit mizu like i could probably have the skirt and blouse done by tomorrow if i just lock the fuck in but i gotta. lock the fuck in. and buy more black interfacing bc i don't have enough left over

sarah @jellymiens.bsky.social · 1d

i have an impressively productive sleep schedule in japan time ✌️

sarah @jellymiens.bsky.social · 1d

i woke up around 11 and set an alarm for 12:15 and it did NOT go off so in hindsight maybe it was around 1

anyway i slept until 2 🥲

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Halloween Name @damnyouwillis.bsky.social · 1d

jimmy fallon: okay just gonna keep my head down, politically, so that fascism doesn't get too mad at me, okay let's welcome our musical guest
hayley williams: hello tonight i'm playing my new single "america is hella racist"

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sarah @jellymiens.bsky.social · 2d

do tell

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