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sarah
@jellymiens.bsky.social
· May 24
my pronouns are she/her i'm thirty-two years old and i like this guy
sorry candy attends the WHAT magic academy??????
December 3, 2025 at 8:09 AM
sorry candy attends the WHAT magic academy??????
isn't this like. demonstrably false by the game's premise what the fuck
December 3, 2025 at 7:23 AM
isn't this like. demonstrably false by the game's premise what the fuck
she says that but like, this is entirely plausible within the universe, there's no real reason NOT to believe her. we've seen dragons in disguise look less human and less powerful than she does
December 3, 2025 at 1:52 AM
she says that but like, this is entirely plausible within the universe, there's no real reason NOT to believe her. we've seen dragons in disguise look less human and less powerful than she does
mikoto nooooo you're going to delay the arrival of the special edition by two weeks
December 3, 2025 at 1:02 AM
mikoto nooooo you're going to delay the arrival of the special edition by two weeks
JUMPSCARE i forgot you were here
December 3, 2025 at 12:38 AM
JUMPSCARE i forgot you were here
ough the holiday creamy vanilla coke zero tastes like the vanilla flavor shots that used to be built into the buc-ee's soda machines
i miss her every day
i miss her every day
December 2, 2025 at 8:29 PM
ough the holiday creamy vanilla coke zero tastes like the vanilla flavor shots that used to be built into the buc-ee's soda machines
i miss her every day
i miss her every day
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james cameron every couple of years for some reason:
December 2, 2025 at 7:05 AM
james cameron every couple of years for some reason:
like it's wild that i can just say "when i was little apples were way worse" but it's TRUE. when i was a kid red delicious was standard and fuji apples were classy. now fuji apples are like. the baseline for an acceptable apple.
December 2, 2025 at 9:23 AM
like it's wild that i can just say "when i was little apples were way worse" but it's TRUE. when i was a kid red delicious was standard and fuji apples were classy. now fuji apples are like. the baseline for an acceptable apple.
splitting up azel and sonia in tides and then playing as azel when you had everyone's affection maxed is really a trip bc nine consecutive 7lp (and one 9lp) events back to back really showcase how stupid azel is. this is god's dumbest idiot on earth
December 2, 2025 at 6:05 AM
splitting up azel and sonia in tides and then playing as azel when you had everyone's affection maxed is really a trip bc nine consecutive 7lp (and one 9lp) events back to back really showcase how stupid azel is. this is god's dumbest idiot on earth
sweetango apples are in season and it's time to remind everyone of one of my favorite websites applerankings.com
Home - Apple Rankings by The Appleist Brian Frange - Comedian Brian Frange
The industry-standard, definitive, inarguable guide to ranking and reviewing munching apples. Curated by comedian Brian Frange.
applerankings.com
December 2, 2025 at 3:56 AM
sweetango apples are in season and it's time to remind everyone of one of my favorite websites applerankings.com
unfortunately i do not think tides of destiny will ever be revisited bc if you tried to release a game with 10 female romance options and 4 male ones you'd be thoroughly ridiculed out of the market. like it's somehow worse than a single gender romance cast
December 1, 2025 at 10:13 PM
unfortunately i do not think tides of destiny will ever be revisited bc if you tried to release a game with 10 female romance options and 4 male ones you'd be thoroughly ridiculed out of the market. like it's somehow worse than a single gender romance cast
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oh they gave me a blue check now I can say how I REALLY feel!!! trans rights free Palestine housing is a human right universal health care for all six hour day for eight hours pay mandatory minimum wage raises that track to rent & cost of living protect the oceans & the rivers and bring back Jujubes
November 30, 2025 at 9:09 PM
oh they gave me a blue check now I can say how I REALLY feel!!! trans rights free Palestine housing is a human right universal health care for all six hour day for eight hours pay mandatory minimum wage raises that track to rent & cost of living protect the oceans & the rivers and bring back Jujubes
genuine question
is alt text helpful for people using screen readers if the accompanying post describes the image in the same way alt text would/does or is that unnecessarily repetitive
is alt text helpful for people using screen readers if the accompanying post describes the image in the same way alt text would/does or is that unnecessarily repetitive
November 30, 2025 at 11:08 PM
genuine question
is alt text helpful for people using screen readers if the accompanying post describes the image in the same way alt text would/does or is that unnecessarily repetitive
is alt text helpful for people using screen readers if the accompanying post describes the image in the same way alt text would/does or is that unnecessarily repetitive
my lip scrub opened in my purse so now all of my possessions have pink sugar on them and smell like bubblegum
November 30, 2025 at 10:56 PM
my lip scrub opened in my purse so now all of my possessions have pink sugar on them and smell like bubblegum
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locking the fuck in on the 503 club blog bc i have got to know if kanai has something to say about the looney tunes ass outcome of the japan cup this year
November 30, 2025 at 10:06 PM
locking the fuck in on the 503 club blog bc i have got to know if kanai has something to say about the looney tunes ass outcome of the japan cup this year
heartbreaking: this girl is out of conditioner (which she can only get at the mall) on black friday weekend
November 30, 2025 at 9:59 PM
heartbreaking: this girl is out of conditioner (which she can only get at the mall) on black friday weekend
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our lord and savior
November 30, 2025 at 9:02 PM
our lord and savior
tazuna with all due respect i don't think that's right
November 30, 2025 at 9:45 PM
tazuna with all due respect i don't think that's right
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LOL now you have to pay more, idiot
November 30, 2025 at 8:47 PM
LOL now you have to pay more, idiot
bro someone is having a shouting match outside my apartment it is 2:30am in the pouring rain what is going on
November 30, 2025 at 8:40 AM
bro someone is having a shouting match outside my apartment it is 2:30am in the pouring rain what is going on
btw if you think i've stopped rotating ikaruga's 100 bond line and all its implications around in my head like a costco rotisserie chicken. i haven't.
November 30, 2025 at 2:27 AM
btw if you think i've stopped rotating ikaruga's 100 bond line and all its implications around in my head like a costco rotisserie chicken. i haven't.
oh HELL YEAH they got sprite cranberry zero
November 30, 2025 at 12:29 AM
oh HELL YEAH they got sprite cranberry zero
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• “I didn’t watch it, but TikTok told me it’s problematic.”
• “I didn’t read it, but here’s my take based on screenshots.”
• “I didn’t follow the narrative, but I saw a gifset and that’s enough.”
• “I don’t understand the plot, therefore the writing is bad.”
• “I didn’t read it, but here’s my take based on screenshots.”
• “I didn’t follow the narrative, but I saw a gifset and that’s enough.”
• “I don’t understand the plot, therefore the writing is bad.”
November 29, 2025 at 8:19 PM
• “I didn’t watch it, but TikTok told me it’s problematic.”
• “I didn’t read it, but here’s my take based on screenshots.”
• “I didn’t follow the narrative, but I saw a gifset and that’s enough.”
• “I don’t understand the plot, therefore the writing is bad.”
• “I didn’t read it, but here’s my take based on screenshots.”
• “I didn’t follow the narrative, but I saw a gifset and that’s enough.”
• “I don’t understand the plot, therefore the writing is bad.”