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sarah
@jellymiens.bsky.social
· May 24
my pronouns are she/her i'm thirty-two years old and i like this guy
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I love Chiitan posts because they're always like
"Everybody, let's make the world kinder to transgender people 🏳️⚧️❤️" [video of Chiitan getting blasted out of a giant rocket launcher. you can see the suit getting dismembered in the distance]
"Everybody, let's make the world kinder to transgender people 🏳️⚧️❤️" [video of Chiitan getting blasted out of a giant rocket launcher. you can see the suit getting dismembered in the distance]
December 5, 2025 at 2:04 PM
I love Chiitan posts because they're always like
"Everybody, let's make the world kinder to transgender people 🏳️⚧️❤️" [video of Chiitan getting blasted out of a giant rocket launcher. you can see the suit getting dismembered in the distance]
"Everybody, let's make the world kinder to transgender people 🏳️⚧️❤️" [video of Chiitan getting blasted out of a giant rocket launcher. you can see the suit getting dismembered in the distance]
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I am no longer asking
bring back the chao garden
bring back the chao garden
December 4, 2025 at 11:59 PM
I am no longer asking
bring back the chao garden
bring back the chao garden
the apple store has created a nightmare environment for anxious people who struggle with interrupting and bothering people who clearly already busy and talking to someone else
December 4, 2025 at 10:29 PM
the apple store has created a nightmare environment for anxious people who struggle with interrupting and bothering people who clearly already busy and talking to someone else
also that's not the right pfp for nulut, flavor foley, or inabakumori which seems harder to mess up than it would be to get it right
i genuinely GENUINELY cannot BEGIN to guess what went wrong here but that's DEFINITELY not right
December 4, 2025 at 9:44 PM
also that's not the right pfp for nulut, flavor foley, or inabakumori which seems harder to mess up than it would be to get it right
lrt also important to note all cheese blends included in the recall have low moisture part-skim mozzarella (including just pure mozz) so that's probably the offending cheese in the equation
December 4, 2025 at 8:23 PM
lrt also important to note all cheese blends included in the recall have low moisture part-skim mozzarella (including just pure mozz) so that's probably the offending cheese in the equation
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December 4, 2025 at 6:50 PM
y'all think you're funny huh
December 4, 2025 at 8:47 AM
y'all think you're funny huh
when i was much younger my mother got us (like the family) a really neat and quite expensive toy robotic dinosaur and i think not hours later someone spilled iced tea on the battery charger and it never worked again and to this day i can't think about it without crying a little
December 4, 2025 at 6:28 AM
when i was much younger my mother got us (like the family) a really neat and quite expensive toy robotic dinosaur and i think not hours later someone spilled iced tea on the battery charger and it never worked again and to this day i can't think about it without crying a little
got a new deodorant the other day bc i wanted to go back to spray and i realize now that "completely clean" does not mean "unscented" this shit smells like man deodorant
it works though
it works though
December 4, 2025 at 5:29 AM
got a new deodorant the other day bc i wanted to go back to spray and i realize now that "completely clean" does not mean "unscented" this shit smells like man deodorant
it works though
it works though
related to lrt google you useless prudes you got outdone by tvtropes
December 4, 2025 at 12:47 AM
related to lrt google you useless prudes you got outdone by tvtropes
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Porn is always at the forefront of technology! Porn is what your ancestors made with the first cameras! Porn is what cavemen drew on walls! Porn *is* art, you Dumb of Asses!
It’s so sad how many people only care about censorship when it’s “art” and “not porn.” God forbid someone calls you a gooner. Porn is art dumbasses
December 3, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Porn is always at the forefront of technology! Porn is what your ancestors made with the first cameras! Porn is what cavemen drew on walls! Porn *is* art, you Dumb of Asses!
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This insane bit, from the dub of Rascal Does Not Dream of Santa Claus ep 10
The line is actually "I'm enraptured."
The line is actually "I'm enraptured."
December 3, 2025 at 10:03 AM
This insane bit, from the dub of Rascal Does Not Dream of Santa Claus ep 10
The line is actually "I'm enraptured."
The line is actually "I'm enraptured."
sorry candy attends the WHAT magic academy??????
December 3, 2025 at 8:09 AM
sorry candy attends the WHAT magic academy??????
isn't this like. demonstrably false by the game's premise what the fuck
December 3, 2025 at 7:23 AM
isn't this like. demonstrably false by the game's premise what the fuck
she says that but like, this is entirely plausible within the universe, there's no real reason NOT to believe her. we've seen dragons in disguise look less human and less powerful than she does
December 3, 2025 at 1:52 AM
she says that but like, this is entirely plausible within the universe, there's no real reason NOT to believe her. we've seen dragons in disguise look less human and less powerful than she does
mikoto nooooo you're going to delay the arrival of the special edition by two weeks
December 3, 2025 at 1:02 AM
mikoto nooooo you're going to delay the arrival of the special edition by two weeks
JUMPSCARE i forgot you were here
December 3, 2025 at 12:38 AM
JUMPSCARE i forgot you were here
ough the holiday creamy vanilla coke zero tastes like the vanilla flavor shots that used to be built into the buc-ee's soda machines
i miss her every day
i miss her every day
December 2, 2025 at 8:29 PM
ough the holiday creamy vanilla coke zero tastes like the vanilla flavor shots that used to be built into the buc-ee's soda machines
i miss her every day
i miss her every day
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james cameron every couple of years for some reason:
December 2, 2025 at 7:05 AM
james cameron every couple of years for some reason:
like it's wild that i can just say "when i was little apples were way worse" but it's TRUE. when i was a kid red delicious was standard and fuji apples were classy. now fuji apples are like. the baseline for an acceptable apple.
December 2, 2025 at 9:23 AM
like it's wild that i can just say "when i was little apples were way worse" but it's TRUE. when i was a kid red delicious was standard and fuji apples were classy. now fuji apples are like. the baseline for an acceptable apple.
splitting up azel and sonia in tides and then playing as azel when you had everyone's affection maxed is really a trip bc nine consecutive 7lp (and one 9lp) events back to back really showcase how stupid azel is. this is god's dumbest idiot on earth
December 2, 2025 at 6:05 AM
splitting up azel and sonia in tides and then playing as azel when you had everyone's affection maxed is really a trip bc nine consecutive 7lp (and one 9lp) events back to back really showcase how stupid azel is. this is god's dumbest idiot on earth
sweetango apples are in season and it's time to remind everyone of one of my favorite websites applerankings.com
Home - Apple Rankings by The Appleist Brian Frange - Comedian Brian Frange
The industry-standard, definitive, inarguable guide to ranking and reviewing munching apples. Curated by comedian Brian Frange.
applerankings.com
December 2, 2025 at 3:56 AM
sweetango apples are in season and it's time to remind everyone of one of my favorite websites applerankings.com
unfortunately i do not think tides of destiny will ever be revisited bc if you tried to release a game with 10 female romance options and 4 male ones you'd be thoroughly ridiculed out of the market. like it's somehow worse than a single gender romance cast
December 1, 2025 at 10:13 PM
unfortunately i do not think tides of destiny will ever be revisited bc if you tried to release a game with 10 female romance options and 4 male ones you'd be thoroughly ridiculed out of the market. like it's somehow worse than a single gender romance cast
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oh they gave me a blue check now I can say how I REALLY feel!!! trans rights free Palestine housing is a human right universal health care for all six hour day for eight hours pay mandatory minimum wage raises that track to rent & cost of living protect the oceans & the rivers and bring back Jujubes
November 30, 2025 at 9:09 PM
oh they gave me a blue check now I can say how I REALLY feel!!! trans rights free Palestine housing is a human right universal health care for all six hour day for eight hours pay mandatory minimum wage raises that track to rent & cost of living protect the oceans & the rivers and bring back Jujubes