the short one
@jenni.albanyontop.net
jenni; member of the mahjong-cule
your wife's wife
she/her ๐ฉท๐ค๐ฉต | ๐งก๐ค๐ฉท
your wife's wife
she/her ๐ฉท๐ค๐ฉต | ๐งก๐ค๐ฉท
yup! an account i've had since i was in high school, just poof, gone.
cut off from friends, family and the local music scene
cut off from friends, family and the local music scene
February 9, 2025 at 1:45 AM
yup! an account i've had since i was in high school, just poof, gone.
cut off from friends, family and the local music scene
cut off from friends, family and the local music scene
LOL! got banned off Instagram for telling transphobes to kill themselves
February 9, 2025 at 1:14 AM
LOL! got banned off Instagram for telling transphobes to kill themselves
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โTERRIBLE call, Shoresy ๐ญโ
โNot as terrible as the time I unicorned for your parents and they started fighting in the middle of it. Just quietly put my bra and panties on and slinked back oat of there. Yeah so, theyโre getting a divorce, Iโm sorry you had to find oat this wayโ
โNot as terrible as the time I unicorned for your parents and they started fighting in the middle of it. Just quietly put my bra and panties on and slinked back oat of there. Yeah so, theyโre getting a divorce, Iโm sorry you had to find oat this wayโ
I know Iโve already posted enough about my dumbass โShoresy is an eggโ theory but like come on, just *imagine* how cutting the chirps will be after that girl gets on E
January 16, 2025 at 2:26 AM
โTERRIBLE call, Shoresy ๐ญโ
โNot as terrible as the time I unicorned for your parents and they started fighting in the middle of it. Just quietly put my bra and panties on and slinked back oat of there. Yeah so, theyโre getting a divorce, Iโm sorry you had to find oat this wayโ
โNot as terrible as the time I unicorned for your parents and they started fighting in the middle of it. Just quietly put my bra and panties on and slinked back oat of there. Yeah so, theyโre getting a divorce, Iโm sorry you had to find oat this wayโ
call her dick abandonware the way most people have forgotten it but nerds long for it
January 17, 2025 at 3:21 PM
call her dick abandonware the way most people have forgotten it but nerds long for it
far from it i'm afraid... i've never been to the midwest but have always wanted to
January 14, 2025 at 1:10 AM
far from it i'm afraid... i've never been to the midwest but have always wanted to
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putting in long and hard hours at the Liberty University Gay Sex Command Center ๐ฎโ๐จ
January 13, 2025 at 3:03 PM
putting in long and hard hours at the Liberty University Gay Sex Command Center ๐ฎโ๐จ
if you are a landscape i can take a really pretty picture of you!
January 14, 2025 at 12:13 AM
if you are a landscape i can take a really pretty picture of you!
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do it, you won't!
November 22, 2024 at 2:34 PM
do it, you won't!
call me 2008 the way I crash and burn into a major depression
January 13, 2025 at 4:15 PM
call me 2008 the way I crash and burn into a major depression
fuck yeah!!! let's do it ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ
January 13, 2025 at 3:31 PM
fuck yeah!!! let's do it ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ
putting in long and hard hours at the Liberty University Gay Sex Command Center ๐ฎโ๐จ
January 13, 2025 at 3:03 PM
putting in long and hard hours at the Liberty University Gay Sex Command Center ๐ฎโ๐จ
let me take your picture ๐
January 13, 2025 at 2:49 PM
let me take your picture ๐
boss makes benjamins, i make washingtons, takes why i hate corporate oppulance
December 24, 2024 at 8:27 PM
boss makes benjamins, i make washingtons, takes why i hate corporate oppulance
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If someone in my polycule says "I know a guy*" be prepared for me to show up with different outfits depending on the situation: getting raccoons out of your attic or planting a wildflower garden or building cabinets or replumbing your bathroom or making crepes.
*guy in a genderqueer sense
*guy in a genderqueer sense
every polycule should own one set of bolt-cutters ๐
December 17, 2024 at 2:02 PM
If someone in my polycule says "I know a guy*" be prepared for me to show up with different outfits depending on the situation: getting raccoons out of your attic or planting a wildflower garden or building cabinets or replumbing your bathroom or making crepes.
*guy in a genderqueer sense
*guy in a genderqueer sense
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You know, I'm something of an ex male myself
December 17, 2024 at 11:10 AM
You know, I'm something of an ex male myself
hanging out with cousin cidney. see y'all later
December 14, 2024 at 3:39 PM
hanging out with cousin cidney. see y'all later
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i am having so much pre-marital with your wife
December 13, 2024 at 8:29 PM
i am having so much pre-marital with your wife
ohhhh that class solidarity chest! i thought you were talking about my boobs.
December 13, 2024 at 8:50 PM
ohhhh that class solidarity chest! i thought you were talking about my boobs.
i am having so much pre-marital with your wife
December 13, 2024 at 8:29 PM
i am having so much pre-marital with your wife
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breaking bad? more like my chemical bromance
December 11, 2024 at 11:03 PM
breaking bad? more like my chemical bromance
ummmm doc... acid is a morning drug. shouldn't i take a tab in morning instead of the evening?
December 10, 2024 at 4:48 PM
ummmm doc... acid is a morning drug. shouldn't i take a tab in morning instead of the evening?
someone get @cheekface.bsky.social on the phone right now! we need to make this happen
December 10, 2024 at 3:36 PM
someone get @cheekface.bsky.social on the phone right now! we need to make this happen