Jeremy Danner
@jeremydanner.bsky.social
Craft beer digital marketer & copywriter and lover of Kansas City, baseball, pibbles, music and athleisure wear. https://about.me/jeremy_danner
Randyl. Made. Meatloaf.
November 10, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Randyl. Made. Meatloaf.
Me sending my wife every Kiké Hernandez reel I see:
a man is typing on a keyboard and pointing at something .
ALT: a man is typing on a keyboard and pointing at something .
media.tenor.com
November 10, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Me sending my wife every Kiké Hernandez reel I see:
Anaconda is such a mildly entertaining piece of crap movie and I love it.
November 9, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Anaconda is such a mildly entertaining piece of crap movie and I love it.
When I start accepting friend requests from the midsize roommate’s teammates’ parents:
a man is saying well here i am in a dark room
ALT: a man is saying well here i am in a dark room
media.tenor.com
November 8, 2025 at 4:56 AM
When I start accepting friend requests from the midsize roommate’s teammates’ parents:
I bought something dumb today.
November 7, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I bought something dumb today.
I want that blue pie.
November 7, 2025 at 5:58 AM
I want that blue pie.
I love that while I’m watching Monster: The Ed Gein Story, Netflix is like, “Hey, dude. There’s smoking in this show. You’ve been warned.”
November 6, 2025 at 4:18 AM
I love that while I’m watching Monster: The Ed Gein Story, Netflix is like, “Hey, dude. There’s smoking in this show. You’ve been warned.”
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#Royals sign Salvy to new $25 million contract that keeps the captain in Kansas City through 2027: www.mlb.com/news/salvado...
Salvy signs 2-year deal to stay with Royals through 2027
KANSAS CITY -- The Royals have signed catcher Salvador Perez to a two-year contract that runs through the 2027 season, the club announced Tuesday night.
The new deal takes the place of the 2026 club o...
www.mlb.com
November 5, 2025 at 2:59 AM
#Royals sign Salvy to new $25 million contract that keeps the captain in Kansas City through 2027: www.mlb.com/news/salvado...
I like this a ton.
Source: Salvador Perez's new contract with the #Royals is worth a guaranteed $25 million over the two years. There's a signing bonus and some deferred money within the contract, but it essentially works out to $12.5 million a year.
November 5, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I like this a ton.
Salvador Perez is foreverer Royal.
November 5, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Salvador Perez is foreverer Royal.
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Gonna repost this every time I come across it on socials. 💚
October 23, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Gonna repost this every time I come across it on socials. 💚
Got tricked into thinking that fancy fresh dog food looked tasty before I recognized what it was in the commercial. Again.
November 4, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Got tricked into thinking that fancy fresh dog food looked tasty before I recognized what it was in the commercial. Again.
Walt Dog thinks we’re trying to starve him. Dude’s acting like it’s 10pm.
November 3, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Walt Dog thinks we’re trying to starve him. Dude’s acting like it’s 10pm.
The description of the toe color, red aura, I got today is amazing:
The kid sister of the classic red polish. She’s surrounded by an aura of fun and energy, evoked by the micro glitter in this shade.
The kid sister of the classic red polish. She’s surrounded by an aura of fun and energy, evoked by the micro glitter in this shade.
November 2, 2025 at 7:33 PM
The description of the toe color, red aura, I got today is amazing:
The kid sister of the classic red polish. She’s surrounded by an aura of fun and energy, evoked by the micro glitter in this shade.
The kid sister of the classic red polish. She’s surrounded by an aura of fun and energy, evoked by the micro glitter in this shade.
Really looking forward to Kiké’s insta posts.
November 2, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Really looking forward to Kiké’s insta posts.
The midsize roommate saw some super bendy curveballs during winter training today and dude got jelly legged!
November 1, 2025 at 9:38 PM
The midsize roommate saw some super bendy curveballs during winter training today and dude got jelly legged!
I fell asleep during a movie and forgot to do Wordle last night and lost my streak.
October 31, 2025 at 3:40 PM
I fell asleep during a movie and forgot to do Wordle last night and lost my streak.
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Peeps is about to be the last dog at the MPR shelter and we hate to think about her all alone there. Someone please come get this girl!!!
October 30, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Peeps is about to be the last dog at the MPR shelter and we hate to think about her all alone there. Someone please come get this girl!!!
Ball five. Take your base, Shohei.
October 29, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Ball five. Take your base, Shohei.
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They aren’t elected to govern. They are elected to do the bidding of their donors.
October 27, 2025 at 2:32 PM
They aren’t elected to govern. They are elected to do the bidding of their donors.
I’m commissioner for a day.
Completely fix baseball with five words.
October 26, 2025 at 4:54 PM
I’m commissioner for a day.
We’ve reached the OMG BRO EVERYTHING LOOKS LIKE WIENERS BRO stage of the midsize roommate’s mental maturity journey.
October 26, 2025 at 4:08 PM
We’ve reached the OMG BRO EVERYTHING LOOKS LIKE WIENERS BRO stage of the midsize roommate’s mental maturity journey.
Is this the Blue Jays broadcast crew pregame show? Sheesh.
October 25, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Is this the Blue Jays broadcast crew pregame show? Sheesh.
This commercial, man. Tell him.
October 25, 2025 at 2:51 AM
This commercial, man. Tell him.