Right? If your team’s been around for 300 years, you should have a few rings. 😂

I might be weird in that I don’t even really think about the Cardinals except for when I post about parking at our brewery before their home games. I guess I want them to do well because it helps us sell beer, but I’m so focused on Royals baseball and our son’s baseball stuff that I don’t care much.

Yes. Having worked for an STL brewery since 2019, I’ve spent tons of time around of actual STL residents and the whole thing’s totally silly.

This is why people in STL make fun of KC people, not because they think they’re better than we are, but because we seem to think there’s some sort of competition between the two cities.

It’s so disappointing to see how uncool and inept these folks are. We can’t even get quality bad guys.

This was one of my worries with baseball, but we’ve met a ton of super cool people and I just ignore the not cool ones.

They’re only at Taco Bell.

No, but I know what he did.

I hope you learned something.

Ooooooooh shit!

He didn’t hit 36 homers.

Or you’ll become vampires which would be amazing, right?