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Jess
@jessarcade.bsky.social
Married. Father of two. Hoping to never comment on 20 something year old's selfies.

También habla español. Respondeme en español si quiere.
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So I guess these lists help people find you based on interests?

Specifics
- Kingdom Hearts
- Yugioh
- Digimon
- Redwall
- Dungeons and Daddies
- Halo
- Speed Racer 2008
- Dune
- Fallout: New Vegas
- Monster Hunter
- FFXIV

General
- Video Games
- JRPGs
- Card Games
- TTRPGs
- DIY Tech
- Coding
I was beginning to doubt Bluesky could deliver the unhinged hits like prime Twitter could. But here it is.
tfw you’re fucking the lasagna man for lasagna
November 25, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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tfw you’re fucking the lasagna man for lasagna
November 25, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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I hate Mondays but love lasagna and pussy
November 25, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Playing Jak and Daxter on emulator. Shadow rendering is off but otherwise runs smooth. Also, Keira. Girl Next Door/Mechanic type undefeated.
November 25, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I have a character concept about a guy who doesn't have any female friends. But has a fair share of gay male friends.

Like the idea is he's straight. I don't want him to be misogynistic, but I see something about his openness with men regardless of orientation off-putting to the women around him.
November 25, 2025 at 5:49 PM
BTW. I know we've normalized sports gambling. But having ESPN have exclusive our of market streaming rights and forcing their OWN betting service into the viewing app is gross. It's actually despicable.
November 25, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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Old drawing of Locke Cole, Happy Bday king!!!! <3333333
November 24, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Dick Tracy. (Basically proto-GTA)
November 24, 2025 at 7:47 PM
This would make a great Boondocks episode.
this is pretty insane LMAOOOOOOO
November 24, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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Schefter reporting Raiders fired Chip Kelly
November 24, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Somehow the Texans dodged a bullet but just into a less expensive bullet.
Schefter reporting Raiders fired Chip Kelly
November 24, 2025 at 3:46 AM
November 23, 2025 at 7:49 PM
November 23, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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I would not, could not, in my docs
Please get out of Firefox
I would not, could not, on the phone
Please just leave my calls alone
I will not, will not, even free
LLMs, just leave me be!
I do not like your AI slop
I do not want this worthless glop
I do not read its overviews
I don't care what Grok says is true
I do not like it here nor there
I'm tired of it everywhere
November 22, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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MTG said, "I know the captain and the first mate on this ship, and we're fucked. So I'm getting off now."
November 22, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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ESPN is carrying some SEC college Club hockey. The broadcast is exactly what I was expecting.
November 22, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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11 years ago. (Turns to dust.)
November 21, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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Me to the barristas: y'all are bad in there.

Them: 😌💅

Me: no. I mean this is not what I ordered.
November 21, 2025 at 6:45 PM
We don't entertain raising the consent age enough. Like yeah, make it so creeps have to wait till the girl is 21 or even 25.
November 21, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Me to the barristas: y'all are bad in there.

Them: 😌💅

Me: no. I mean this is not what I ordered.
November 21, 2025 at 6:45 PM
11 years ago. (Turns to dust.)
November 21, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Rivers is right, though. Every Houston fan was sweating this entire game.
I WILL TALK SHIT ABOUT THIS TEAM ALL DAY IF IT IS WHAT IT TAKES
November 21, 2025 at 4:28 AM
No. 1 defense, but 4th and 27 isn't a gimmee.
November 21, 2025 at 4:21 AM
They should've never been in FG range. Sorry, Texans Defense. You have no margin of error with this Texans Offense.
November 21, 2025 at 4:04 AM