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Meteorologists telling Minnesotans that their taun tauns would freeze before they reached the first protest…
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January 24, 2026 at 4:23 AM
Meteorologists telling Minnesotans that their taun tauns would freeze before they reached the first protest…
Today half of America will run across a quote from Dr. King and think, “Wow. We did it in such a short time.”
The other half will feel immense shame in the realization we’re still failing an open book test.
Do better.
The other half will feel immense shame in the realization we’re still failing an open book test.
Do better.
January 19, 2026 at 9:28 PM
Today half of America will run across a quote from Dr. King and think, “Wow. We did it in such a short time.”
The other half will feel immense shame in the realization we’re still failing an open book test.
Do better.
The other half will feel immense shame in the realization we’re still failing an open book test.
Do better.
Movie plots through the lens of ICE humpers:
“Bambi’s mom put herself in a dangerous situation”
“This is the best part! (Apollo Creed, a black American, getting beaten to death by a Russian)”
“12 years isn’t THAT long to be a slave”
“Oskar Schindler is the villain, right?”
“Bambi’s mom put herself in a dangerous situation”
“This is the best part! (Apollo Creed, a black American, getting beaten to death by a Russian)”
“12 years isn’t THAT long to be a slave”
“Oskar Schindler is the villain, right?”
January 13, 2026 at 6:54 AM
Movie plots through the lens of ICE humpers:
“Bambi’s mom put herself in a dangerous situation”
“This is the best part! (Apollo Creed, a black American, getting beaten to death by a Russian)”
“12 years isn’t THAT long to be a slave”
“Oskar Schindler is the villain, right?”
“Bambi’s mom put herself in a dangerous situation”
“This is the best part! (Apollo Creed, a black American, getting beaten to death by a Russian)”
“12 years isn’t THAT long to be a slave”
“Oskar Schindler is the villain, right?”
I was wondering who might take part in a 2025 version of “We Are The World.” All I could come up with was:
1.) Taylor Swift
2.) Ed Sheeran
3.) Colossal Clusterf**k
Us Gen X’ers had it good.
Also, the drug budget for the original had to be astronomical.
1.) Taylor Swift
2.) Ed Sheeran
3.) Colossal Clusterf**k
Us Gen X’ers had it good.
Also, the drug budget for the original had to be astronomical.
October 5, 2025 at 5:37 AM
I was wondering who might take part in a 2025 version of “We Are The World.” All I could come up with was:
1.) Taylor Swift
2.) Ed Sheeran
3.) Colossal Clusterf**k
Us Gen X’ers had it good.
Also, the drug budget for the original had to be astronomical.
1.) Taylor Swift
2.) Ed Sheeran
3.) Colossal Clusterf**k
Us Gen X’ers had it good.
Also, the drug budget for the original had to be astronomical.
In the past 24 hours:
- Kyle Rittenhouse was a guest speaker at a memorial service decrying political violence.
- Our gub’ment decided they’d seen enough to confirm Tylenol causes autism.
I wish I could come up with a punchline here, but I’m not that fucking funny.
- Kyle Rittenhouse was a guest speaker at a memorial service decrying political violence.
- Our gub’ment decided they’d seen enough to confirm Tylenol causes autism.
I wish I could come up with a punchline here, but I’m not that fucking funny.
September 23, 2025 at 2:10 AM
In the past 24 hours:
- Kyle Rittenhouse was a guest speaker at a memorial service decrying political violence.
- Our gub’ment decided they’d seen enough to confirm Tylenol causes autism.
I wish I could come up with a punchline here, but I’m not that fucking funny.
- Kyle Rittenhouse was a guest speaker at a memorial service decrying political violence.
- Our gub’ment decided they’d seen enough to confirm Tylenol causes autism.
I wish I could come up with a punchline here, but I’m not that fucking funny.