Jesse In MSP
@jesseinmsp.bsky.social
Eater of steak, lover of Parks and Rec, and Rick Astley superfan. 👩🏼💻🦖🦣
Movie plots through the lens of ICE humpers:
“Bambi’s mom put herself in a dangerous situation”
“This is the best part! (Apollo Creed, a black American, getting beaten to death by a Russian)”
“12 years isn’t THAT long to be a slave”
“Oskar Schindler is the villain, right?”
“Bambi’s mom put herself in a dangerous situation”
“This is the best part! (Apollo Creed, a black American, getting beaten to death by a Russian)”
“12 years isn’t THAT long to be a slave”
“Oskar Schindler is the villain, right?”
January 13, 2026 at 6:54 AM
Movie plots through the lens of ICE humpers:
“Bambi’s mom put herself in a dangerous situation”
“This is the best part! (Apollo Creed, a black American, getting beaten to death by a Russian)”
“12 years isn’t THAT long to be a slave”
“Oskar Schindler is the villain, right?”
“Bambi’s mom put herself in a dangerous situation”
“This is the best part! (Apollo Creed, a black American, getting beaten to death by a Russian)”
“12 years isn’t THAT long to be a slave”
“Oskar Schindler is the villain, right?”
I was wondering who might take part in a 2025 version of “We Are The World.” All I could come up with was:
1.) Taylor Swift
2.) Ed Sheeran
3.) Colossal Clusterf**k
Us Gen X’ers had it good.
Also, the drug budget for the original had to be astronomical.
1.) Taylor Swift
2.) Ed Sheeran
3.) Colossal Clusterf**k
Us Gen X’ers had it good.
Also, the drug budget for the original had to be astronomical.
October 5, 2025 at 5:37 AM
I was wondering who might take part in a 2025 version of “We Are The World.” All I could come up with was:
1.) Taylor Swift
2.) Ed Sheeran
3.) Colossal Clusterf**k
Us Gen X’ers had it good.
Also, the drug budget for the original had to be astronomical.
1.) Taylor Swift
2.) Ed Sheeran
3.) Colossal Clusterf**k
Us Gen X’ers had it good.
Also, the drug budget for the original had to be astronomical.
In the past 24 hours:
- Kyle Rittenhouse was a guest speaker at a memorial service decrying political violence.
- Our gub’ment decided they’d seen enough to confirm Tylenol causes autism.
I wish I could come up with a punchline here, but I’m not that fucking funny.
- Kyle Rittenhouse was a guest speaker at a memorial service decrying political violence.
- Our gub’ment decided they’d seen enough to confirm Tylenol causes autism.
I wish I could come up with a punchline here, but I’m not that fucking funny.
September 23, 2025 at 2:10 AM
In the past 24 hours:
- Kyle Rittenhouse was a guest speaker at a memorial service decrying political violence.
- Our gub’ment decided they’d seen enough to confirm Tylenol causes autism.
I wish I could come up with a punchline here, but I’m not that fucking funny.
- Kyle Rittenhouse was a guest speaker at a memorial service decrying political violence.
- Our gub’ment decided they’d seen enough to confirm Tylenol causes autism.
I wish I could come up with a punchline here, but I’m not that fucking funny.