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JessHatesChess

@jesshateschess.bsky.social

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i can make burgers with my elbows

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JessHatesChess @jesshateschess.bsky.social · 9d

this Happened this morning btw Nobodys talking about it

JessHatesChess @jesshateschess.bsky.social · 9d

Ate so muych fuckign food. Maybe i will Die?

JessHatesChess @jesshateschess.bsky.social · 11d

Din dins for tonight was Spicy Chicken! Ouch! My Tongue! eek! Sriracha Mayonaise #Hashtag

JessHatesChess @jesshateschess.bsky.social · 11d

me to butter chicken

JessHatesChess @jesshateschess.bsky.social · 15d

bulldogs 2 being announced game awards this year

JessHatesChess @jesshateschess.bsky.social · 17d

coke burrito #FuckMyLife

JessHatesChess @jesshateschess.bsky.social · 17d

din dins saga getting a bit Weird

JessHatesChess @jesshateschess.bsky.social · 17d

din dins tonight! pita bread and tzatziki! #ImInTheFuckingWoods #MarkiplierSurvivalNight

JessHatesChess @jesshateschess.bsky.social · 18d

din dins from a while ago... not quite 2 burger patties but it does the job #ShotMyDogToDeath

JessHatesChess @jesshateschess.bsky.social · 19d

what if instead of jesse pinkman it was jizzy dickman

JessHatesChess @jesshateschess.bsky.social · 20d

i resonate with eggs. i too yearn for somebody to crack me

JessHatesChess @jesshateschess.bsky.social · 20d

playing dirt 3 rn. i should i do this shit in real life. there's no joke here i just think it'd be cool

JessHatesChess @jesshateschess.bsky.social · 20d

not good enough. order me a butter chicken and maybe I'll forgive you

JessHatesChess @jesshateschess.bsky.social · 20d

@kydotexe.bsky.social whys it.exe and not .mp3? #exposed #drama #airfryers

JessHatesChess @jesshateschess.bsky.social · 21d

what if instead of the ghostbusters they were the nutbusters

JessHatesChess @jesshateschess.bsky.social · 21d

Just got off the phone with rockstar. I'm in gta 6. thanks to all my fans for making me the most famous person ever

JessHatesChess @jesshateschess.bsky.social · 22d

#conspiracy wirtual is actually a bulgarian government agent pretending to be Norweigan to make norway have more trackmania players in leaderboard on the game, but it works because he's realising how much it really is, and it makes the country have bigger issues than it, like a big inside job.

JessHatesChess @jesshateschess.bsky.social · 22d

yeah human rights and stuff are cool but ive got some really interesting inhumane science experiment ideas like can we have a baby get raised by gorillas im tryna see that shit

JessHatesChess @jesshateschess.bsky.social · 23d

shut yo google chrome home phone chicken bone chromosome

JessHatesChess @jesshateschess.bsky.social · 23d

spent all my money on pregnancy juice smh. cant even buy a butter chicken

JessHatesChess @jesshateschess.bsky.social · 24d

Promotional poster mockup for the new episode

JessHatesChess @jesshateschess.bsky.social · 24d

new top gear episode idea:

jerryme: argh it is me jarmy clarkson i will drive this car now
hamster: ah ah ah i will inconvenience this man
jerryme: hammond you blithering idioty i cannot believe youw
james may: hello

JessHatesChess @jesshateschess.bsky.social · 25d

Fake.

JessHatesChess @jesshateschess.bsky.social · 25d

jerking off my Water bottle rn so all it's liquid comes Out and Goes into my mouth. Very intimate Experience

JessHatesChess @jesshateschess.bsky.social · 25d

what if I Was the one who killed brian thompson #Theories #MatpatGameTheory