JessHatesChess
@jesshateschess.bsky.social
i can make burgers with my elbows
oh my god i don't care that these games are over 20 years old im STILL fucking angry about this shit they BUTCHERED her character design so much she literally had SO MUCH SWAG in the original game WHAT DID THEY DO TO HER IN FUTURE.
Spread the word. #JusticeForMew
Spread the word. #JusticeForMew
November 30, 2025 at 8:42 AM
oh my god i don't care that these games are over 20 years old im STILL fucking angry about this shit they BUTCHERED her character design so much she literally had SO MUCH SWAG in the original game WHAT DID THEY DO TO HER IN FUTURE.
Spread the word. #JusticeForMew
Spread the word. #JusticeForMew
Not enoug h Barbeque sauce
November 30, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Not enoug h Barbeque sauce
invented this slang word a couple months ago but i gotta share it with yall: "snorkeled" it means like when you're just out of it. you're like drunk or really tired or some shit, you're snorkeled out of your mind, "dude i just woke up from a hangover im snorkeled right now"
November 26, 2025 at 3:56 PM
invented this slang word a couple months ago but i gotta share it with yall: "snorkeled" it means like when you're just out of it. you're like drunk or really tired or some shit, you're snorkeled out of your mind, "dude i just woke up from a hangover im snorkeled right now"
how i be giving my friends mental health advice knowing damn well i think about suicide like 8 times a day
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
how i be giving my friends mental health advice knowing damn well i think about suicide like 8 times a day
ITS ALL FUCKED ITS ALL FUCKED UP WHY WAS THERE FORESHADOWING "i dont know if its a good idea" AM I LIVING IN A CARTOOOOOON IM SOBBING WHYYYY MEEEEE I AM NEVER USING COFFEE TO HELP AN ALL NIGHTER EVER AGAIN
November 23, 2025 at 9:10 PM
ITS ALL FUCKED ITS ALL FUCKED UP WHY WAS THERE FORESHADOWING "i dont know if its a good idea" AM I LIVING IN A CARTOOOOOON IM SOBBING WHYYYY MEEEEE I AM NEVER USING COFFEE TO HELP AN ALL NIGHTER EVER AGAIN
I HATE BLUETOOTH STUFF AND I HATE WIRELESS STUFF. I DON'T GIVE A SHIT IF IT'S INCONVENIENT I WILL USED WIRED PRODUCTS UNTIL THE DAY I DIE. I WILL NEVER USE WIRELESS EARPODS. I WILL NEVER BUY A WIRELESS MOUSE OR KEYBOARD. I WILL NEVER USE BLUETOOTH IN A CAR GIVE ME THE AUX CABLE RIGHT NOW IT'S BETTER
November 21, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I HATE BLUETOOTH STUFF AND I HATE WIRELESS STUFF. I DON'T GIVE A SHIT IF IT'S INCONVENIENT I WILL USED WIRED PRODUCTS UNTIL THE DAY I DIE. I WILL NEVER USE WIRELESS EARPODS. I WILL NEVER BUY A WIRELESS MOUSE OR KEYBOARD. I WILL NEVER USE BLUETOOTH IN A CAR GIVE ME THE AUX CABLE RIGHT NOW IT'S BETTER
Oh My God Actually Kill Me Please
November 19, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Oh My God Actually Kill Me Please
playing euro truck simulator 2. Reminds me of my Youth in western Albania
November 13, 2025 at 8:39 AM
playing euro truck simulator 2. Reminds me of my Youth in western Albania
how to not kill yourself and the magic of the playstation 2: a thread
November 10, 2025 at 7:01 AM
how to not kill yourself and the magic of the playstation 2: a thread
horny soy chicken chips
November 10, 2025 at 2:00 AM
horny soy chicken chips
I don't know any chicken parma facts. Back to posting normally.
November 9, 2025 at 7:46 AM
I don't know any chicken parma facts. Back to posting normally.
Out of good post material, this account will now post daily chicken parma facts from now on.
November 9, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Out of good post material, this account will now post daily chicken parma facts from now on.
if god isnt real explain this
November 7, 2025 at 12:54 AM
if god isnt real explain this
IM FUCKING CRYINGGGGGGGGGGGG
November 5, 2025 at 12:03 PM
IM FUCKING CRYINGGGGGGGGGGGG
why do i lowkey have a big ass
November 4, 2025 at 12:12 PM
why do i lowkey have a big ass
dirt 2 is genuinely my comfort game, i always find myself playing it when sad or stressed, somewhat probably because it's so immersive, yet cheerful and happy, alot of immersive games are gritty or sad, whereas this immerses you in this fun ass festival thing. love it. this shit is my happy place
November 2, 2025 at 12:51 PM
dirt 2 is genuinely my comfort game, i always find myself playing it when sad or stressed, somewhat probably because it's so immersive, yet cheerful and happy, alot of immersive games are gritty or sad, whereas this immerses you in this fun ass festival thing. love it. this shit is my happy place
Bus accident happening outside your house in 2 hours 13 minutes.
October 31, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Bus accident happening outside your house in 2 hours 13 minutes.
real life lowkey has really good atmosphere, the overcast weather type in coastal parts of the map is fucking awesome
October 30, 2025 at 12:20 PM
real life lowkey has really good atmosphere, the overcast weather type in coastal parts of the map is fucking awesome
this user is a VERIFIED PATRIOTIC playstation 3 owner!
October 29, 2025 at 10:58 AM
this user is a VERIFIED PATRIOTIC playstation 3 owner!
lamb souvlaki got my eyes rolling back
October 28, 2025 at 3:14 AM
lamb souvlaki got my eyes rolling back
jet set radio if it was a good game
October 27, 2025 at 7:04 AM
jet set radio if it was a good game