Jessnis Collardgreen
@jesshereforlaughs.bsky.social
Unserious millennial. Chicago broad. Actress/Comedian.
Costumes/wigs - 10/10
Acting - 1000/10
A great day for the closing of AMADEUS
“What use, after all, is Man, if not to teach God His lessons?” 🎭🎹✨
Acting - 1000/10
A great day for the closing of AMADEUS
“What use, after all, is Man, if not to teach God His lessons?” 🎭🎹✨
January 26, 2026 at 2:35 AM
Costumes/wigs - 10/10
Acting - 1000/10
A great day for the closing of AMADEUS
“What use, after all, is Man, if not to teach God His lessons?” 🎭🎹✨
Acting - 1000/10
A great day for the closing of AMADEUS
“What use, after all, is Man, if not to teach God His lessons?” 🎭🎹✨
Sunday evening starting to Sunday evening a lil too much…. Lemme lay out my outfit for tomorrow
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January 4, 2026 at 11:07 PM
Sunday evening starting to Sunday evening a lil too much…. Lemme lay out my outfit for tomorrow
I was knocked tf out by 930 last night. Stranger Things, a Cuban, a lil Jack and I was out til the shooters woke up my fur baby…
And I’m ready for a nap again 🙌🏾
And I’m ready for a nap again 🙌🏾
January 1, 2026 at 7:59 PM
I was knocked tf out by 930 last night. Stranger Things, a Cuban, a lil Jack and I was out til the shooters woke up my fur baby…
And I’m ready for a nap again 🙌🏾
And I’m ready for a nap again 🙌🏾
Habari gani!
December 26, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Habari gani!
Rocky had 4 boxes to unwrap from his Grandma 🙄 He playin and sporting his new sweater and I’m over here cookin
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December 25, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Rocky had 4 boxes to unwrap from his Grandma 🙄 He playin and sporting his new sweater and I’m over here cookin
😩😩
😩😩
Still baking Christmas brunch. Im hot and I’m hongryyyyyy
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December 25, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Still baking Christmas brunch. Im hot and I’m hongryyyyyy
It’s lit 🎄✨🐶
December 25, 2025 at 1:35 AM
It’s lit 🎄✨🐶
He really be up there like it’s open mic night…
December 18, 2025 at 2:13 AM
He really be up there like it’s open mic night…
Good food. Good theatre (DIRECTED BY A BLACK WOMAN). A Good Friday night.
Time for some blues 🙌🏾
Time for some blues 🙌🏾
December 13, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Good food. Good theatre (DIRECTED BY A BLACK WOMAN). A Good Friday night.
Time for some blues 🙌🏾
Time for some blues 🙌🏾
Home Alone and some soup! Absolutely lazy Sunday 🙌🏾
December 7, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Home Alone and some soup! Absolutely lazy Sunday 🙌🏾
Damn the Blues joints are all closed for the storm. This snow is serious
November 30, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Damn the Blues joints are all closed for the storm. This snow is serious
This turkey is stuffed, too
November 28, 2025 at 1:49 AM
This turkey is stuffed, too
Just cut on the Family Stone. Oh, Ms. Keatonnnnnn
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November 27, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Just cut on the Family Stone. Oh, Ms. Keatonnnnnn
Wore my platform Mary Janes on stage and hit my MC Hammer during a scene. I committed so hard to the bit I got a blister on my damn foot 😩😩
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November 14, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Wore my platform Mary Janes on stage and hit my MC Hammer during a scene. I committed so hard to the bit I got a blister on my damn foot 😩😩
Fun rehearsal for the next gig in Jan/Feb.
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November 11, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Fun rehearsal for the next gig in Jan/Feb.
🙌🏾❤️
🙌🏾❤️
My first Saturday afternoon in a year not in class and it’s a trip!
November 1, 2025 at 6:16 PM
My first Saturday afternoon in a year not in class and it’s a trip!
Late rehearsals
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October 23, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Late rehearsals
A whole 3 year old! Happy Birthday, Rock(y)star! 💙✨🐶
October 13, 2025 at 12:47 AM
A whole 3 year old! Happy Birthday, Rock(y)star! 💙✨🐶
Landed both shows ❤️
Last few days of auditions are now complete 🙌🏾
October 11, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Landed both shows ❤️
Making our setlist and doing quick runs of scenes is hella fun! Damn. We really do have this. Grad show in 2 weeks 🙌🏾✨
October 11, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Making our setlist and doing quick runs of scenes is hella fun! Damn. We really do have this. Grad show in 2 weeks 🙌🏾✨
Last few days of auditions are now complete 🙌🏾
October 7, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Last few days of auditions are now complete 🙌🏾
September 26, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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September 26, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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I was singing “Bohemian Rhapsody” today and when I got to “BISMILLAH WE WILL NOT LET YOU GO” my boyfriend (who is old enough to know better - that’s his actual era) tried to tell me the lyrics were “Miss Miller No!”
And I had to share that with you.
And I had to share that with you.
September 25, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I was singing “Bohemian Rhapsody” today and when I got to “BISMILLAH WE WILL NOT LET YOU GO” my boyfriend (who is old enough to know better - that’s his actual era) tried to tell me the lyrics were “Miss Miller No!”
And I had to share that with you.
And I had to share that with you.
Happy Birthday!!!!! @quietriot10.bsky.social
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September 25, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Happy Birthday!!!!! @quietriot10.bsky.social