Jessnis Collardgreen
@jesshereforlaughs.bsky.social
Unserious millennial. Chicago broad. Actress/Comedian.
Habari gani!
December 26, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Habari gani!
Rocky had 4 boxes to unwrap from his Grandma 🙄 He playin and sporting his new sweater and I’m over here cookin
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December 25, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Rocky had 4 boxes to unwrap from his Grandma 🙄 He playin and sporting his new sweater and I’m over here cookin
😩😩
😩😩
Still baking Christmas brunch. Im hot and I’m hongryyyyyy
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December 25, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Still baking Christmas brunch. Im hot and I’m hongryyyyyy
It’s lit 🎄✨🐶
December 25, 2025 at 1:35 AM
It’s lit 🎄✨🐶
He really be up there like it’s open mic night…
December 18, 2025 at 2:13 AM
He really be up there like it’s open mic night…
Good food. Good theatre (DIRECTED BY A BLACK WOMAN). A Good Friday night.
Time for some blues 🙌🏾
Time for some blues 🙌🏾
December 13, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Good food. Good theatre (DIRECTED BY A BLACK WOMAN). A Good Friday night.
Time for some blues 🙌🏾
Time for some blues 🙌🏾
Home Alone and some soup! Absolutely lazy Sunday 🙌🏾
December 7, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Home Alone and some soup! Absolutely lazy Sunday 🙌🏾
Damn the Blues joints are all closed for the storm. This snow is serious
November 30, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Damn the Blues joints are all closed for the storm. This snow is serious
This turkey is stuffed, too
November 28, 2025 at 1:49 AM
This turkey is stuffed, too
Just cut on the Family Stone. Oh, Ms. Keatonnnnnn
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November 27, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Just cut on the Family Stone. Oh, Ms. Keatonnnnnn
Wore my platform Mary Janes on stage and hit my MC Hammer during a scene. I committed so hard to the bit I got a blister on my damn foot 😩😩
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November 14, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Wore my platform Mary Janes on stage and hit my MC Hammer during a scene. I committed so hard to the bit I got a blister on my damn foot 😩😩
Fun rehearsal for the next gig in Jan/Feb.
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🙌🏾❤️
November 11, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Fun rehearsal for the next gig in Jan/Feb.
🙌🏾❤️
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My first Saturday afternoon in a year not in class and it’s a trip!
November 1, 2025 at 6:16 PM
My first Saturday afternoon in a year not in class and it’s a trip!
Late rehearsals
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October 23, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Late rehearsals
A whole 3 year old! Happy Birthday, Rock(y)star! 💙✨🐶
October 13, 2025 at 12:47 AM
A whole 3 year old! Happy Birthday, Rock(y)star! 💙✨🐶
Landed both shows ❤️
Last few days of auditions are now complete 🙌🏾
October 11, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Landed both shows ❤️
Making our setlist and doing quick runs of scenes is hella fun! Damn. We really do have this. Grad show in 2 weeks 🙌🏾✨
October 11, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Making our setlist and doing quick runs of scenes is hella fun! Damn. We really do have this. Grad show in 2 weeks 🙌🏾✨
Last few days of auditions are now complete 🙌🏾
October 7, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Last few days of auditions are now complete 🙌🏾
September 26, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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September 26, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Reposted by Jessnis Collardgreen
I was singing “Bohemian Rhapsody” today and when I got to “BISMILLAH WE WILL NOT LET YOU GO” my boyfriend (who is old enough to know better - that’s his actual era) tried to tell me the lyrics were “Miss Miller No!”
And I had to share that with you.
And I had to share that with you.
September 25, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I was singing “Bohemian Rhapsody” today and when I got to “BISMILLAH WE WILL NOT LET YOU GO” my boyfriend (who is old enough to know better - that’s his actual era) tried to tell me the lyrics were “Miss Miller No!”
And I had to share that with you.
And I had to share that with you.
Happy Birthday!!!!! @quietriot10.bsky.social
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September 25, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Happy Birthday!!!!! @quietriot10.bsky.social
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Meghan McCain slammed Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner's daughter, Violet Affleck, over her UN speech: 'This is why people hate nepo babies,' the daughter of Sen. John McCain said.
Meghan McCain slams nepo babies over Ben Affleck, Jennifer Garner's daughter's UN speech
Meghan McCain slammed Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner's daughter, Violet Affleck, over her UN speech: 'This is why people hate nepo babies,' the daughter of Sen. John McCain said.
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September 24, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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Nah. Because why do Black folks pronounce “heroin” like that…?
September 23, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Nah. Because why do Black folks pronounce “heroin” like that…?
When Rocky gets excited and lets out a lil high pitched fawt
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September 21, 2025 at 2:36 PM
When Rocky gets excited and lets out a lil high pitched fawt
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