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Jessi 🏳️‍🌈

@jessilt.bsky.social

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She/Her. Autistic, non-verbal, lesbian gamer girl. Wrestling super-fan. Apologies in advance if I say something weird or cringy. Things tend to sound better in my head.

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Jessi 🏳️‍🌈 @jessilt.bsky.social · Jan 18

Saw one of my moots @thisisashe.bsky.social doing this, and it seemed kind of interesting, so I figured I'd try it too!

Day 1: First video game

Showing my age a bit, but my first game was the coin-op arcade game, Asteroids. They had one in the local Pizza Hut that my family went to regularly.

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Jessi 🏳️‍🌈 @jessilt.bsky.social · 1m

Don't shoot me: I'm just the messenger nerd. 😜

Jessi 🏳️‍🌈 @jessilt.bsky.social · 36m

Robert James Ritchie makes music for people who know how much Sudafed they can get for a stolen catalytic converter.

Jessi 🏳️‍🌈 @jessilt.bsky.social · 37m

Do you know what's stupid?

James Robert Ritchie.

Jessi 🏳️‍🌈 @jessilt.bsky.social · 39m

If anyone in the Trump regime refers to someone as an ally of the US, it means they're an enemy of freedom.

Jessi 🏳️‍🌈 @jessilt.bsky.social · 41m

I'm like 99% sure that she was mocking him.

Jessi 🏳️‍🌈 @jessilt.bsky.social · 43m

Stop calling him Kid Rock. The name on his birth certificate is "James Robert Ritchie," so he obviously wouldn't want you calling him "Kid Rock."

Jessi 🏳️‍🌈 @jessilt.bsky.social · 1h

SPORKFOOT????

a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a table with his mouth open .

ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a table with his mouth open .

media.tenor.com

Jessi 🏳️‍🌈 @jessilt.bsky.social · 1h

Frank Castle hasn't been a Vietnam War veteran since the 1980's.

These days, he's a veteran of the fictional Saincong War so as to prevent him from being pinned down to one era.

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Jessi 🏳️‍🌈 @jessilt.bsky.social · 1h

I don't know why anyone would want to work for WWE. Seems a lot like The Apprentice meets Survivor.

Jessi 🏳️‍🌈 @jessilt.bsky.social · 1h

If an entire large city was on fire, I'd think there would at least be pictures of it on the internet. 😂

Jessi 🏳️‍🌈 @jessilt.bsky.social · 1h

Question: How TF does one person defend TEN titles?

The answer: They don't.

All she is doing is taking women's titles out of circulation.

Jessi 🏳️‍🌈 @jessilt.bsky.social · 1h

My spoon preference is none. I don't use spoons to eat with. Just the thought of putting one in my mouth triggers my gag reflex.

Jessi 🏳️‍🌈 @jessilt.bsky.social · 1h

I wouldn't know. I have no boobies of my own. I have to borrow other women's boobies. 😭

Jessi 🏳️‍🌈 @jessilt.bsky.social · 1h

At my age, I wouldn't have no girls if smelling like Icy Hot was a deal breaker. 😂

Jessi 🏳️‍🌈 @jessilt.bsky.social · 1h

You son of a bitch, I'm in! 👉👉

Jessi 🏳️‍🌈 @jessilt.bsky.social · 2h

Burning crosses is his day job. Abducting and eating children is just a hobby for him. 😂

Jessi 🏳️‍🌈 @jessilt.bsky.social · 2h

When I went to see Revenge of the Sith in the theater, I was the only one in there. I called it my private screening. 😂

Jessi 🏳️‍🌈 @jessilt.bsky.social · 2h

If Trump wasn't president, Stephen Miller would still be luring children into his white van.

Jessi 🏳️‍🌈 @jessilt.bsky.social · 2h

Legally speaking, abandoning someone in an area where they are not safe is kidnapping.

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Jessi 🏳️‍🌈 @jessilt.bsky.social · 2h

Yep, I've been to this party before. 😅

Jessi 🏳️‍🌈 @jessilt.bsky.social · 2h

Oh, he deserves quite a few things. Just not a Nobel Prize.

Jessi 🏳️‍🌈 @jessilt.bsky.social · 2h

Hey, at least you got to own the libs.

Jessi 🏳️‍🌈 @jessilt.bsky.social · 2h

When election time rolls around, they'll be fine with it.

Jessi 🏳️‍🌈 @jessilt.bsky.social · 2h

If you're not antifa, then your fa.

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