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jessrawk the horny toaster
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fuelled by lust & dancing. I probably have a crush on you. ramona flowers or enid coleslaw or some David Foster Wallace character (but always written by men). she/her

banner alt: Ben Gibbard, dressed in black, performing as Death Cab For Cutie.
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Since Godspeed You! Black Emperor are in the news again, here is my photo of their killer amp for your enjoyment:
Detour Coffee is on sale again for all you fiends (they’re my go-to for a reason).
November 26, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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Cronenberg deleted a dream sequence from A History of Violence because it was too similar to his other work. That's an artist making a choice to not repeat himself, to subvert the expected. AI wouldn't do that. AI would do the thing Cronenberg had done before because it was most probable.
November 26, 2025 at 1:38 AM
people afraid of the double text rob themselves of waking up to twenty-six text messages.
November 25, 2025 at 10:39 PM
@pollybananarchy.bsky.social if you are still looking at taking the train, big sale just started with better deals for your dates (if I recall). TRAIN2025
November 25, 2025 at 3:09 PM
when the first thing the vet says is, “Uhhh he doesn’t seem sedated at all…?”
November 25, 2025 at 1:38 PM
November 25, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Castiel says thank you and he loves you all.
November 24, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Castiel could use all the good vibes you could send him this morning, pals.
November 24, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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"I've often thought there should be beauty contests for the insides of bodies" - Dead Ringers
if you were gonna get a tramp stamp of a line from a horror movie what would you get?
November 23, 2025 at 12:27 PM
“Baby, can we go see the horny Kubrick Christmas movie at the Bytowne?”
“Yes.”
November 23, 2025 at 8:43 PM
The only bad part of last night was the number of people I almost decked for not respecting my mother’s cane.
November 23, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Also, Adam Baldwin who opened, is like if Charlie Kelly were from Cape Breton (complimentary).
November 23, 2025 at 7:49 PM
always take yr mum to see Blue Rodeo.
November 23, 2025 at 7:48 PM
When you go to bed and there’s no snow and wake up to SNOW!
November 23, 2025 at 5:15 PM
can I get a go charge go
November 22, 2025 at 11:58 PM
if it’s on subst*ck, it’s not a “must read”. *taps nose*
November 22, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I’m just saying y’all are missing out.
November 22, 2025 at 7:58 PM
trying to get Castiel to leave the Santa Claus parade is nigh impossible.
November 22, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Good morning lovers.
November 22, 2025 at 2:38 PM
“do I know you or do you just look cool?”
November 22, 2025 at 4:02 AM
istg every dude who likes BA is six foot five.
November 22, 2025 at 3:30 AM
this is what I dream about.
72 inches of computing POWER!!!
@jeriellsworth.bsky.social 's incredibly long computer. So lengthy I had to switch to wide angle mode.
November 21, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I listened to Sweet Dreams, TN a few times the other night and now YouTube is like, “oh, we’re doing this again are we?” youtu.be/lyO-Sveg6a8?...
Knee Socks
YouTube video by Arctic Monkeys - Topic
youtu.be
November 21, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Maybe I’ll just start collecting Canadian artists doing the Littlest Hobo theme song.
November 21, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Nobody teach Castiel how to download a phone app.
November 21, 2025 at 7:08 PM