jessrawk the horny toaster
@jessrawk.bsky.social
fuelled by lust & dancing. I probably have a crush on you. ramona flowers or enid coleslaw or some David Foster Wallace character (but always written by men). she/her
banner alt: Ben Gibbard, dressed in black, performing as Death Cab For Cutie.
banner alt: Ben Gibbard, dressed in black, performing as Death Cab For Cutie.
Pinned
Since Godspeed You! Black Emperor are in the news again, here is my photo of their killer amp for your enjoyment:
me, the lamb, every time I walked up the aisle at the game:
November 27, 2025 at 2:01 PM
me, the lamb, every time I walked up the aisle at the game:
when there’s a proposal at the Ottawa Charge game 🥰🥰🥰
November 27, 2025 at 2:43 AM
when there’s a proposal at the Ottawa Charge game 🥰🥰🥰
“I’m not going to get taken down for preventing people from looking at The Dress.”
November 27, 2025 at 2:01 AM
“I’m not going to get taken down for preventing people from looking at The Dress.”
charge it up.
November 27, 2025 at 1:55 AM
charge it up.
asking Jeeves what the secret to kazoos is
November 27, 2025 at 1:16 AM
asking Jeeves what the secret to kazoos is
my loves, I have so many kazoos. get at me but also shhhhh!
November 27, 2025 at 1:01 AM
my loves, I have so many kazoos. get at me but also shhhhh!
Let’s fucking go!!!
November 27, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Let’s fucking go!!!
gave my bisexual-coded pin to a kid at the game and I think I made their life.
November 27, 2025 at 12:12 AM
gave my bisexual-coded pin to a kid at the game and I think I made their life.
can I get a go charge go?
November 26, 2025 at 10:58 PM
can I get a go charge go?
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TWITCH CITY or GTFO
I think if Canada wants to have a strong cultural identity we need to go back to doing what we're best at, making the weirdest fucking TV shows you've ever seen
November 26, 2025 at 8:35 PM
TWITCH CITY or GTFO
Detour Coffee is on sale again for all you fiends (they’re my go-to for a reason).
November 26, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Detour Coffee is on sale again for all you fiends (they’re my go-to for a reason).
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Cronenberg deleted a dream sequence from A History of Violence because it was too similar to his other work. That's an artist making a choice to not repeat himself, to subvert the expected. AI wouldn't do that. AI would do the thing Cronenberg had done before because it was most probable.
November 26, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Cronenberg deleted a dream sequence from A History of Violence because it was too similar to his other work. That's an artist making a choice to not repeat himself, to subvert the expected. AI wouldn't do that. AI would do the thing Cronenberg had done before because it was most probable.
people afraid of the double text rob themselves of waking up to twenty-six text messages.
November 25, 2025 at 10:39 PM
people afraid of the double text rob themselves of waking up to twenty-six text messages.
@pollybananarchy.bsky.social if you are still looking at taking the train, big sale just started with better deals for your dates (if I recall). TRAIN2025
November 25, 2025 at 3:09 PM
@pollybananarchy.bsky.social if you are still looking at taking the train, big sale just started with better deals for your dates (if I recall). TRAIN2025
when the first thing the vet says is, “Uhhh he doesn’t seem sedated at all…?”
November 25, 2025 at 1:38 PM
when the first thing the vet says is, “Uhhh he doesn’t seem sedated at all…?”
Castiel says thank you and he loves you all.
November 24, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Castiel says thank you and he loves you all.
Castiel could use all the good vibes you could send him this morning, pals.
November 24, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Castiel could use all the good vibes you could send him this morning, pals.
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"I've often thought there should be beauty contests for the insides of bodies" - Dead Ringers
if you were gonna get a tramp stamp of a line from a horror movie what would you get?
November 23, 2025 at 12:27 PM
"I've often thought there should be beauty contests for the insides of bodies" - Dead Ringers
“Baby, can we go see the horny Kubrick Christmas movie at the Bytowne?”
“Yes.”
“Yes.”
November 23, 2025 at 8:43 PM
“Baby, can we go see the horny Kubrick Christmas movie at the Bytowne?”
“Yes.”
“Yes.”
The only bad part of last night was the number of people I almost decked for not respecting my mother’s cane.
November 23, 2025 at 8:21 PM
The only bad part of last night was the number of people I almost decked for not respecting my mother’s cane.
Also, Adam Baldwin who opened, is like if Charlie Kelly were from Cape Breton (complimentary).
November 23, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Also, Adam Baldwin who opened, is like if Charlie Kelly were from Cape Breton (complimentary).
always take yr mum to see Blue Rodeo.
November 23, 2025 at 7:48 PM
always take yr mum to see Blue Rodeo.
When you go to bed and there’s no snow and wake up to SNOW!
November 23, 2025 at 5:15 PM
When you go to bed and there’s no snow and wake up to SNOW!
can I get a go charge go
November 22, 2025 at 11:58 PM
can I get a go charge go