psychosemantic 🇨🇦🏳️🌈🥜
@batoutofmel.bsky.social
writer. spinster. virago. | she/her
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I had no idea our pornography was subject to Canadian content quotas to begin with and I have so many questions
November 28, 2025 at 4:07 AM
I had no idea our pornography was subject to Canadian content quotas to begin with and I have so many questions
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“Lois you’re wearing a Batwoman costume does that mean you love Batman and intend to marry him?”
What a weird question! Especially from someone who knows both a Supergirl and a Superdog who dress up like him
What a weird question! Especially from someone who knows both a Supergirl and a Superdog who dress up like him
November 28, 2025 at 4:59 AM
“Lois you’re wearing a Batwoman costume does that mean you love Batman and intend to marry him?”
What a weird question! Especially from someone who knows both a Supergirl and a Superdog who dress up like him
What a weird question! Especially from someone who knows both a Supergirl and a Superdog who dress up like him
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me, after losing sight, hearing, smell, taste, and touch: no, i still don’t find rfk jr attractive
November 26, 2025 at 6:26 PM
me, after losing sight, hearing, smell, taste, and touch: no, i still don’t find rfk jr attractive
My new Riot Grrrl band is called Carrie Fisher’s Coke Nail
November 28, 2025 at 12:03 AM
My new Riot Grrrl band is called Carrie Fisher’s Coke Nail
Have just realized that there’s definitely at least one fart movie that’s set at Xmas and in which Santa and/or his eight tiny reindeer fart
November 27, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Have just realized that there’s definitely at least one fart movie that’s set at Xmas and in which Santa and/or his eight tiny reindeer fart
I must be far from the first to say it but did the place HAVE TO be called Wang Fuk?
November 26, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I must be far from the first to say it but did the place HAVE TO be called Wang Fuk?
I just think it’s pretty rude that in under just 24 fiscal hours after I told Intake Guy that I sometimes have paranoid delusions about everyone around me secretly supporting me, suddenly I’m getting friendly messages from randos.
November 26, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I just think it’s pretty rude that in under just 24 fiscal hours after I told Intake Guy that I sometimes have paranoid delusions about everyone around me secretly supporting me, suddenly I’m getting friendly messages from randos.
I legit kept reading expecting to see "has been scrapped by President Trump."
Something...
Something GOOD happened?
Something...
Something GOOD happened?
The Prison and Justice Writing Program at PEN America has announced its Incarcerated Writers Bureau, a digital resource to make professional and creative opportunities more accessible to writers in United States prisons. https://people.com/pen-america-announces-incarcerated-writers-bureau-11856777
The Prison and Justice Writing Program at PEN America Announces Incarcerated Writers Bureau
The Prison and Justice Writing Program at PEN America has announced its Incarcerated Writers Bureau.
people.com
November 26, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I legit kept reading expecting to see "has been scrapped by President Trump."
Something...
Something GOOD happened?
Something...
Something GOOD happened?
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The world is ready for the return of Forever Knight
November 26, 2025 at 7:34 PM
The world is ready for the return of Forever Knight
TWITCH CITY or GTFO
I think if Canada wants to have a strong cultural identity we need to go back to doing what we're best at, making the weirdest fucking TV shows you've ever seen
November 26, 2025 at 8:35 PM
TWITCH CITY or GTFO
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May RFK Jr have the horrific death* he deserves for the pain he has caused in this life.
*natural death, if you are a moderator looking for stupid things to moderate; Marburg virus, perhaps
*natural death, if you are a moderator looking for stupid things to moderate; Marburg virus, perhaps
Pediatricians say vaccines do not cause autism. A bear-eating heroin addict who fantasizes about sucking his own semen out of his lovers' orifices says they do. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust.
November 26, 2025 at 5:18 PM
May RFK Jr have the horrific death* he deserves for the pain he has caused in this life.
*natural death, if you are a moderator looking for stupid things to moderate; Marburg virus, perhaps
*natural death, if you are a moderator looking for stupid things to moderate; Marburg virus, perhaps
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I know we aren’t all fans of Loblaws, but in some cities they are the cheapest store. Right now they are offering their delivery service for $12 for a year. The deadline to sign up is tomorrow.
November 26, 2025 at 6:24 AM
I know we aren’t all fans of Loblaws, but in some cities they are the cheapest store. Right now they are offering their delivery service for $12 for a year. The deadline to sign up is tomorrow.
I wasn't sure what to expect from this one, but it was right up my street, as it turns out.
If you liked BIKINI BLOOD BATH CHRISTMAS, or CarousHELL, or VelociPASTOR, you might like this. It has similar sensibilities.
CW: archival footage of dudes killing a manatee
If you liked BIKINI BLOOD BATH CHRISTMAS, or CarousHELL, or VelociPASTOR, you might like this. It has similar sensibilities.
CW: archival footage of dudes killing a manatee
November 26, 2025 at 5:59 AM
I wasn't sure what to expect from this one, but it was right up my street, as it turns out.
If you liked BIKINI BLOOD BATH CHRISTMAS, or CarousHELL, or VelociPASTOR, you might like this. It has similar sensibilities.
CW: archival footage of dudes killing a manatee
If you liked BIKINI BLOOD BATH CHRISTMAS, or CarousHELL, or VelociPASTOR, you might like this. It has similar sensibilities.
CW: archival footage of dudes killing a manatee
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Today I learned that stalking a 17 year old girl, writing up a 400 page 'dossier' about her, falsely reporting her to the police and smashing her phone does not constitute 'harassment'.
One wonders what *would*.
One wonders what *would*.
Graham Linehan cleared of harassment but guilty of criminal damage to trans activist's phone
Graham Linehan cleared of harassment but guilty of criminal damage to trans activist's phone
Father Ted creator Graham Linehan has been found guilty of criminal damage to the phone of a trans activist but not guilty of harassment.
news.sky.com
November 25, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Today I learned that stalking a 17 year old girl, writing up a 400 page 'dossier' about her, falsely reporting her to the police and smashing her phone does not constitute 'harassment'.
One wonders what *would*.
One wonders what *would*.
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be sure to shop at the worst possible name in menswear
August 21, 2023 at 3:19 PM
be sure to shop at the worst possible name in menswear
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First Secretary of Defense you could defeat by painting a tunnel on the side of a boulder.
November 25, 2025 at 1:55 PM
First Secretary of Defense you could defeat by painting a tunnel on the side of a boulder.
Like for one thing, I doubt the samsquanch would feel very triumphant about lobbing a smallish rock onto a backhoe or the cetera, harmlessly. Surely he’s got bigger dreams by now.
My buddy showed me a photo of a watermelon-sized rock on the roof of some sort of road construction machine and I have good reason to believe he thinks a samsquanch did it, instead of falling rocks being a feature of digging into rocky hillsides.
I’m not saying there’s no samsquanch, just, come on.
I’m not saying there’s no samsquanch, just, come on.
November 25, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Like for one thing, I doubt the samsquanch would feel very triumphant about lobbing a smallish rock onto a backhoe or the cetera, harmlessly. Surely he’s got bigger dreams by now.
My buddy showed me a photo of a watermelon-sized rock on the roof of some sort of road construction machine and I have good reason to believe he thinks a samsquanch did it, instead of falling rocks being a feature of digging into rocky hillsides.
I’m not saying there’s no samsquanch, just, come on.
I’m not saying there’s no samsquanch, just, come on.
November 25, 2025 at 4:25 AM
My buddy showed me a photo of a watermelon-sized rock on the roof of some sort of road construction machine and I have good reason to believe he thinks a samsquanch did it, instead of falling rocks being a feature of digging into rocky hillsides.
I’m not saying there’s no samsquanch, just, come on.
I’m not saying there’s no samsquanch, just, come on.
Still thinking about the BOB’S BURGERS I watched today. The b plot was about how much everybody hates reading, but it played out in front of a full bookshelf.
November 25, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Still thinking about the BOB’S BURGERS I watched today. The b plot was about how much everybody hates reading, but it played out in front of a full bookshelf.
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The way Bluesky works is that everyone is from the country they say they are but all the accounts are operated by versatile actor Jeffrey Combs
November 25, 2025 at 1:06 AM
The way Bluesky works is that everyone is from the country they say they are but all the accounts are operated by versatile actor Jeffrey Combs
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Instead of pro-nouns, I'm focusing on pro-ducing middle class jobs for the American people.
November 25, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Instead of pro-nouns, I'm focusing on pro-ducing middle class jobs for the American people.
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i have something to say
November 25, 2025 at 1:18 AM
i have something to say
Oh, ha ha, I just turned a Decemberists song off right before he started singing and I didn’t even know it was going to be him.
(I cannot abide them, it’s nothing personelle, just such as a Coke/Pepsi thing. [I prefer Pepsi.])
(I cannot abide them, it’s nothing personelle, just such as a Coke/Pepsi thing. [I prefer Pepsi.])
November 24, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Oh, ha ha, I just turned a Decemberists song off right before he started singing and I didn’t even know it was going to be him.
(I cannot abide them, it’s nothing personelle, just such as a Coke/Pepsi thing. [I prefer Pepsi.])
(I cannot abide them, it’s nothing personelle, just such as a Coke/Pepsi thing. [I prefer Pepsi.])
