Once again I’m forced to clash my cakes with Johnson off PEEP SHOW.

give me a prize for how peaceful i am or i'm going to fucking destroy you

Told a young coworker not to mistake ChatGPT for experience or you'll end up like Icarus and caught him asking ChatGPT who is Icarus

fucking WOOF

It’s going to be Lee Greenwood, isn’t it

At my old job we worked in the office all through a head to toe reno. At one point the carpet guy said to me about the fumes I was inhaling 8 hours a day, “you’ll get sick, and you’ll never be well!”

Oh man, remember when Santa’s Castle burned down at the mall I worked at and we had to keep working in our severely damaged bookstore till it closed a few months later?

Lars von Trier’s Forrest Gump

My Little Nephew is into hunting now, which don’t get me started, BUT apparently he made “grouse Parmesan” from his take, and I can’t stop thinking of when Mr Lahey made a cheeseburger for Randy out of a dirty old blue jay.

Bill Burr keeps cycling through excuses for doing the Riyadh Comedy Festival: defector.com/bill-burr-ke...

You and your A24s. The other day I saw a new to me movie from Carl Lindbergh, he of my beloved BUNN MAN, & I was so fuken stoked.

I can't find a digital download of it, & it's breaking my heart, because the middle portion of it is memorably insane and Mel-Haven Lodge is not very spacious at all.

At one point they were like what if we gave you 50% off and six months for free? and I had to be like thanks but as aforementioned, I can't even pay for that.

I don't love being comically broke, but tonite AVG tried to charge me for a year's subscription & it fell to me to inform them that the $23 I have in the bank falls far short of what they tried to take.

I had to say it several times: I have $23 in the bank and it has to last me two more weeks.

If you liked the candy factory segment from V/H/S HALLOWEEN, you might also like [adult swim]'s YULE LOG films okay, like TOO MANY COOKS (and more!) they were made by the same dude.

I’ll respect Mr. Bean when he serves his country

A gooder

hearing reports that evil dies tonight

Other characters in the movie said they were "on the spectrum." Meantime, I was so delighted by the "weirdos" thing that it took me a while to get back on my bullshit about hostage v. captive.

This movie stanks but I can’t deny the power of a cornpone sheriff character whose speech at Town Hall sounds like TWINGIDY TWANGIDY TWANG TWANG TWANG (cc gives up, “unintelligible,”) but finishes with “I hope I’ve made myself understood.”

Me: sliding down the wall sobbing
Dog: smell HER CROTCH right NOW

Bad news: this one dude on LOVE IS BLIND France said he was so poor growing up that he had to use the same notebook from grade six to grade nine.

I hoped he’d explain how that was even possible—was the notebook big, or was his output small?—but now we’ve finished the series and nothing.

RIEN.

Um, ICE just coldly shot an unarmed PRIEST in the head w a pepper ball when he (and everyone around him) clearly posed no threat.

For the crime of … complaining about government policy.

Core 1A speech.

With cameras rolling, they’re sniping priests for sport.

Peter Fonda saw Pablo Picasso paint. I know this because he told me when we were in a Thomas the Tank Engine movie together.

Yes, it’s as surreal as it sounds.

Am workshopping a horror adaptation of ANNE OF GREEN GABLES. Since I can’t afford the rights I’ll be calling it FRAN OF RED GUTTERS.