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Adrian 'buy HAIR SHIRT' Sobol
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Poet / Polski kurczak w amerykańskim stylu. / Chicago.

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I am reading my poem The Lifeguard in the shower in a remake of Gus Van Sant's shot-for-shot remake of Alfred Hitchcock's Psycho where Janet Leigh read my poem The Lifeguard in the shower.

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I have a favor to ask: Imagine Billy Crystal's final monologue in When Harry Met Sally but one of them is Dracula.
January 23, 2026 at 3:50 AM
I don't get yelled at enough on social media to justify having opinions
January 23, 2026 at 3:04 AM
Every submission call I see, I think "Man, I should do this," and then I immediately go on living life never thinking about it again.
January 23, 2026 at 12:40 AM
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when I say reform ice I mean put them into the machine that turns cars into little cubes.
January 22, 2026 at 4:16 AM
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January 22, 2026 at 4:01 AM
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January 22, 2026 at 1:42 PM
when I say reform ice I mean put them into the machine that turns cars into little cubes.
January 22, 2026 at 4:16 AM
[Writer on LinkedIn]

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January 22, 2026 at 4:01 AM
What it's like running a lit mag
January 22, 2026 at 3:10 AM
Five concerts I didn't get to see because of cancellations

Purple Mountains (Death)
Faith No More (COVID)
The Jesus Lizard (Injury)
Adam Green (COVID)
Kanye (his giant TV screen broke during the Yeezus tour)
January 21, 2026 at 11:09 PM
Five more concerts (British edition):

Yard Act
Sports Team
Squid
Bonobo
Idles
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen

Soul Coughing
Pulp
D'Angelo
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Andrew Bird
January 21, 2026 at 10:57 PM
Three years ago today, I came home from the store to find the boys had busted out of the apartment
January 21, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Have you tried pressing the Don't Do That button?
January 21, 2026 at 4:50 PM
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"Most films reflect the world, and the world is violent and in a lot of trouble. It’s not the other way around. The films don’t make a peaceful world violent—the violent world made the films. - David Lynch
January 21, 2026 at 3:32 PM
You think things are bad? Well, you're right.
January 21, 2026 at 3:34 PM
Do I go see the Claypool Gold show? I'd only really want to catch the Frog Brigade set and I already saw them recently.
January 21, 2026 at 3:16 PM
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen

Soul Coughing
Pulp
D'Angelo
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Andrew Bird
January 21, 2026 at 2:33 PM
Can't believe he got sucked out of the airplane toilet
January 21, 2026 at 4:52 AM
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Poets, I hope you're fucking.
January 17, 2026 at 8:59 PM
All Is Full of Love (Dir. Chris Cunningham)
A tender moment or Dummy Dracula?
January 20, 2026 at 8:02 PM
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January 15, 2026 at 3:38 PM
It's a little weird trying to suspend my disbelief when reading this now because AI is pretty much the exact opposite of what's depicted in this novel.
January 20, 2026 at 7:11 PM
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January 20, 2026 at 4:33 PM
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[David Lynch] This young director (he's thirty-four) has extraordinary taste; it's not that kind of taste that enervates artists—it's closer to grace. (1980)
January 20, 2026 at 4:23 PM