J. Tess 🏳️⚧️
@jesstessthemess.bsky.social
The trans witch your momma warned you about
artist/writer as seen on The Verge.
artist/writer as seen on The Verge.
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Do you think the new pope has ever had a weekend marg tower in chicago
May 8, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Do you think the new pope has ever had a weekend marg tower in chicago
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I'm not sure a lobotomy would be enough guys
April 26, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I'm not sure a lobotomy would be enough guys
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never forget that we’re currently facing total economic destruction because fox news got upset about 0.0001% of our population wanting equal rights
April 22, 2025 at 10:29 PM
never forget that we’re currently facing total economic destruction because fox news got upset about 0.0001% of our population wanting equal rights
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HEY KID YOU WANT TO BE SECRETARY OF DEFENSE
April 21, 2025 at 9:16 PM
HEY KID YOU WANT TO BE SECRETARY OF DEFENSE
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They had lawyers, trials, most were given pretrial release, allowed to testify in their own defense, got discovery, could call witnesses, could cross-examine witnesses, could present mitigation at sentencing, and had a right to appeal.
April 21, 2025 at 4:00 PM
They had lawyers, trials, most were given pretrial release, allowed to testify in their own defense, got discovery, could call witnesses, could cross-examine witnesses, could present mitigation at sentencing, and had a right to appeal.
"why do you text in all lowercase"
god forbid a bitch is anti capitalism
god forbid a bitch is anti capitalism
April 21, 2025 at 8:37 PM
"why do you text in all lowercase"
god forbid a bitch is anti capitalism
god forbid a bitch is anti capitalism
We are the sons of the boys they couldn't bring back to town
April 20, 2025 at 3:34 AM
We are the sons of the boys they couldn't bring back to town
on the plane shoving my fist into my mouth watching the 6 yo child in front of me absolutely throw the shit out of multiple tetris games in a row
April 18, 2025 at 11:10 PM
on the plane shoving my fist into my mouth watching the 6 yo child in front of me absolutely throw the shit out of multiple tetris games in a row
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Americans are entitled to and should demand better than this from the President of the United States.
April 18, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Americans are entitled to and should demand better than this from the President of the United States.
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what do you mean elon and palanir are making a subscription based missile service
April 17, 2025 at 6:39 PM
what do you mean elon and palanir are making a subscription based missile service
ur so goated… fuck.. dude ur so goated.. i’m seduced..
April 12, 2025 at 3:00 AM
ur so goated… fuck.. dude ur so goated.. i’m seduced..
Quit having potstickers with the snot lickers and come eat tiramisu with a mysterious dude
April 12, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Quit having potstickers with the snot lickers and come eat tiramisu with a mysterious dude
If there is another recession do my parents have to get divorced again?
April 8, 2025 at 2:49 AM
If there is another recession do my parents have to get divorced again?
(Referring to my life) Still not sure what I’m going to do about this whole thing
April 7, 2025 at 2:32 AM
(Referring to my life) Still not sure what I’m going to do about this whole thing
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no sweetie its okay your 401k is in heaven now 🖤
April 5, 2025 at 8:24 PM
no sweetie its okay your 401k is in heaven now 🖤
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This is Utah in case anyone’s wondering how pissed off people are. I have never seen anything like this.
April 5, 2025 at 7:06 PM
This is Utah in case anyone’s wondering how pissed off people are. I have never seen anything like this.
it’s soo important to ask yourself challenging questions like “should i eat dinner before i shower or after??” and ultimately become so paralyzed by indecision that it becomes too late to do either
April 5, 2025 at 2:24 AM
it’s soo important to ask yourself challenging questions like “should i eat dinner before i shower or after??” and ultimately become so paralyzed by indecision that it becomes too late to do either
ur references are obscure and u often make little sense. let’s form an alliance
April 4, 2025 at 9:40 PM
ur references are obscure and u often make little sense. let’s form an alliance
the banks are out of money but my girlfriend's purse is not. We move
April 3, 2025 at 11:51 PM
the banks are out of money but my girlfriend's purse is not. We move
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you know the way ppl grab their dogs by the neck and shove them into poop so they know not to do it indoors
April 3, 2025 at 7:58 PM
you know the way ppl grab their dogs by the neck and shove them into poop so they know not to do it indoors
The Republican American dream just being an assembly line of unvaccinated workers with 6 unvaccinated kids at home making door knobs and hangers that were $4 cheaper a unit to manufacture in Taiwan
April 3, 2025 at 8:20 PM
The Republican American dream just being an assembly line of unvaccinated workers with 6 unvaccinated kids at home making door knobs and hangers that were $4 cheaper a unit to manufacture in Taiwan