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Leftist poly cyborg queerdo with a side of feral muppet. Fashion, makeup, Polaroids, anarchy. They/them.
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⚡️J-Bot🤖 @jessybot.bsky.social · Sep 8
Why do so many dudes think that threesomes will fix their marriages/relationships?
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⚡️J-Bot🤖 @jessybot.bsky.social · Jul 26
#TedLasso is the wholesomeness I need right now.
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⚡️J-Bot🤖 @jessybot.bsky.social · Jul 18
Felt good today. 💛
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The Onion @theonion.com · Jul 18
Rabid RFK Jr. Bites Foreign Dignitary
Rabid RFK Jr. Bites Foreign Dignitary
WASHINGTON—In what may be their first apology issued for the behavior of a Cabinet member, White House officials reportedly apologized to a foreign dignitary Tuesday after the man was bitten by a rabi...
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⚡️J-Bot🤖 @jessybot.bsky.social · Jul 18
I’m one of the whitest people I know, but even I
1) wouldn’t cheat and
2) get caught on a #Coldplay concert’s kiss cam.
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⚡️J-Bot🤖 @jessybot.bsky.social · Jul 16
You ever just cry in your room while listening to Third Eye Blind’s "God of Wine”?
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⚡️J-Bot🤖 @jessybot.bsky.social · Jul 13
I’m still here, lol.
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⚡️J-Bot🤖 @jessybot.bsky.social · Jul 3
Am I wearing this dress, or is the dress wearing me? 🤔

#ootd
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⚡️J-Bot🤖 @jessybot.bsky.social · Jul 2
Y’all know Venom is a freak.
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⚡️J-Bot🤖 @jessybot.bsky.social · Jun 29
If he wipes.
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⚡️J-Bot🤖 @jessybot.bsky.social · Jun 29
JD Vance looks like he drags his ass on the ground to wipe it.
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⚡️J-Bot🤖 @jessybot.bsky.social · Jun 29
@cassidyb.bsky.social challenged me to draw a #goomba from memory, and out came this grumpy dingleberry.
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⚡️J-Bot🤖 @jessybot.bsky.social · Jun 27
I see a lot of cishet white dudes writing ”no drama" on their #dating profiles.

Cowards.
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⚡️J-Bot🤖 @jessybot.bsky.social · Jun 27
Talking about #monsterfucking on my poly discord. Just another Friday afternoon.
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⚡️J-Bot🤖 @jessybot.bsky.social · Jun 27
Happy Friday!
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⚡️J-Bot🤖 @jessybot.bsky.social · Jun 27
You’re pretty extra…EXTRAORDINARY. 💘
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⚡️J-Bot🤖 @jessybot.bsky.social · Jun 26
🍓 #OOTD
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⚡️J-Bot🤖 @jessybot.bsky.social · Jun 26
People’s actions matter.
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⚡️J-Bot🤖 @jessybot.bsky.social · Jun 25
Got in my head, and it’s hard to get out.
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⚡️J-Bot🤖 @jessybot.bsky.social · Jun 23
Barely 7 am, and my head is heavy. These are weird and scary times.
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⚡️J-Bot🤖 @jessybot.bsky.social · Jun 22
Happy Pride 🏳️‍🌈

#ootd #truckercore
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⚡️J-Bot🤖 @jessybot.bsky.social · Jun 18
Anyone else on #substack?
Jessy | Substack
Silly plus-sized NB (they/them) queerdo goblin, with a side of feral muppet. Writing about the threads that make up my tapestry of a life: spirituality, polyamory, job hunting, whatever.
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⚡️J-Bot🤖 @jessybot.bsky.social · Jun 17
A girl just flirted with me, help.
#gaypanic
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⚡️J-Bot🤖 @jessybot.bsky.social · Jun 17
Would anyone be interested if I wrote a blog about #dating faux pas that I commonly see?
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⚡️J-Bot🤖 @jessybot.bsky.social · Jun 17
Listening to #RageAgainstTheMachine while drinking peppermint tea from my sloth mug.
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