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No Context Creepypasta Quotes IS TAKING TOO LONG @nocontextpastas.bsky.social · 15d

“This Mario was a killer. I looked back at the screen. The title sold it. The title read: Mario Teaches Dying.”

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Dani @daniexists6.bsky.social · 45m

I think it's funnier that someone got this signed by the original Turtles.

the ad from above, but signed by Renee Jacobs (April O'Neil, with a "guess not...", Barry Gordon (Donatello, with a "YEAH RIGHT!"), Townsend Coleman (Michelangelo, with a "Still here!"), Rob Paulsen (Raphael) and Cam Clarke (Leonardo, with a "Crystal Ball, anyone?")

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ここだり @kokodari.bsky.social · 4d

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Ryan North? But - he died... 30 years ago this very night!! @ryannorth.ca · 13m

Every comic cover since has been trying and failing to reach the heights glimpsed by this Carmine Infantino cover for Flash #133 in 1962. You may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like

Flash being turned into a puppet while thinking "I've got the strangest feeling I'm being turned into a PUPPET!". FUN FACT: it is impossible to see this cover and not want to see more

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Slideshare Gems @goodslides.bsky.social · 10d

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Slideshare Gems @goodslides.bsky.social · 9d

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Slideshare Gems @goodslides.bsky.social · 15h

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 12h

Two surgeons are performing and autopsy. They are extracting various organs from a corpse. Another surgeon has shown up in a large Spongebob mascot outfit.

Caption "Aw Jeez, I'm the only one who wore a costume."

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Comics Covers @comicscovers.bsky.social · 34m

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sylvia the inkblot imp @jestergal.bsky.social · 43m

the other day i was kinda tempted to get RDR2 on sale because i was craving an open-world shooter but then i saw it was 150GB. being poor saves me again

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Garfield and Friends Screens @garfieldscreens.bsky.social · 1h

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I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3.bsky.social · 1h

Vampires aren’t real? Really?

A black and white cat in a red and black vampire cape stares forward confidently.

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sylvia the inkblot imp @jestergal.bsky.social · 1h

*4Kids Knuckles voice* SHut Up!!!

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ShutenDragoon @shutendragoon.bsky.social · 16h

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rock robster @plounce.bsky.social · 6h

rescued this from the trash at work

a picture of a note written by a child, the note reads "do not cidnap the labobo" with arrows pointing down at a simple drawing of a labubu.

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POKEY THE PENGUIN @pokeythepenguin.bsky.social · 14h

THE MACHINE WITH TWO FUNCTIONS yellow5.com/pokey

POKEY IS STANDING NEXT TO HIS NEW MACHINE, A SMALL GRAY BOX WITH A BRIGHT RED BOXING GLOVE FITTED ATOP!! THE SMALL CHILD IS ALSO THERE!

POKEY SAYS: BEHOLD, SMALL CHILD, MY NEW INVENTION WHICH I HAVE FINISHED

SHE REPLIES: WHAT DOES IT DO POKEY??

HE SAYS: IT IS A SECRET

SHE THEN SAYS: LET'S HAVE A PARTY TO CELEBRATE

HE REPLIES: OK

LATER, AT THE PARTY, THEY ARE SURROUNDED BY FRIENDS!! THE MACHINE SITS THERE ALSO, AND THE SKEPTOPOTAMUS APPROACHES!!

SUDDENLY, THE BOXING GLOVE FLIES OUT ON AN EXTENSIBLE LEVER ARM, PUNCHING THE SKEPTOPOTAMUS IN THE FACE!! THE MACHINE ALSO INSULTS HIM WITH A MECHANICAL: HEY....STUPID....

THE SKEPTOPOTAMUS THEN APPROACHES POKEY AND STATES: POKEY YOU THROW ONE HELL OF A PARTY!!

POKEY REPLIES: THANK YOU FOR COMING, MY FRIEND

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SugarKills🍄💛🩵🏳️‍⚧️✊ @sugarkills.bsky.social · 4d

October has me thinking of my wife....my BB girl....
#AnthologyoftheKiller #aotk

a drawing of the character BB from Anthology of the Killer. She stands in the center looking nervous, ambiguous if she notices the purple hands holding knives above her head. The background frames BB in jagged cuts, black and purple.

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Rocko Screens @rockoscreens.bsky.social · 11h

Rocko's Modern Life - Season 3 Episode 12B - The Fat Lands - Frame 97

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Emoji Mashup Bot @emojimashupbot.bsky.social · 12h

🤪 crazy + 🤕 head-hurt =

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Comics Covers @comicscovers.bsky.social · 13h

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sylvia the inkblot imp @jestergal.bsky.social · 13h

We regret to inform you that Dr. Imaginarius's Steam-Powered Whimsicalium is permanently closed, as it was found that Dr. Phineas Imaginarius DC was using the business as a front for producing and selling massive amounts of crack cocaine.

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Dr. Imaginarius's Steam-Powered Whimsicalium

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