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Sarah Murphy @13sarahmurphy.bsky.social · 2d

Private Eye offers up an excellently scornful commentary on the relentless polling. It’s become ridiculous and has oversimplified our politics to dangerous levels of stupid and irresponsible.

SHOCK POLL:
NIGEL FARAGE WILL BE PM TOMORROW
IN an amazing poll conducted
by The Pointless Polling Company, it was revealed that voters' intentions
may well change over the next three and a half years and at present it's 100 percent impossible to guess what the next government might look like.
However, 99 percent of journalists
agree that it would be much more fun if we had an election tomorrow and everybody resigned and everything was chaos and Farage had a go at being PM, just for the hell of it, because it was so much fun when
Brexit happened and then the government kept falling every five minutes and we could write endless pieces about (cont. p94)

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Jonnie @jhaldon.bsky.social · 3d

100%, love him

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Jonnie @jhaldon.bsky.social · 3d

Seeing the information presented like this makes you realise just how good we’ve been at the back #nufc

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Jonnie @jhaldon.bsky.social · 6d

No MOTD2 on iplayer this morning for some reason. My watch with the newborn before toddler wakes plan is scuppered 😭

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Jonnie @jhaldon.bsky.social · 6d

Tonali motm for me, unreal midfielder, though Woltemade and Bruno class too. Elanga was poor. Should have been 3/4-0. Happy days #nufc

Jonnie @jhaldon.bsky.social · 23d

You’re right. Does seem to take an injury/suspension to force his hand in terms of starters. Would love to see Thiaw/Botman start against Bournemouth.

Jonnie @jhaldon.bsky.social · 23d

Really enjoyed last night regardless of the result. Elanga was great, Gordon needs to be LW, Thiaw looked class when he was on. Thought big Joe had a poor game - lacked composure, though the whole team rushed/forced moments then didn’t need to. #nufc

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Jonnie @jhaldon.bsky.social · Aug 27

Yeah def still a possibility he goes - could be some deadline day madness!

Jonnie @jhaldon.bsky.social · Aug 27

Larsen will be a Wilson replacement, not Isak’s. Very much doubt Isak will be sold.

Jonnie @jhaldon.bsky.social · Aug 20

A lovely panacea in a world of Swedish shite

Kev Lawson @editkev.football · Aug 20

In among all the Isak nonsense, you might've missed my Jacob Ramsey analysis which is here 🔽 #NUFC

Kev Lawson @editkev.football · Aug 19

Newcastle United have completed their 4th signing of the summer, shelling out ~£40m for Jacob Ramsey from EPL rival Aston Villa.

Like Thiaw, the club have secured a player that’s been on their shortlist for a long time. Why does Howe like him so much? It’s time to take a closer look 🧵 #NUFC

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Midge @midge.bsky.social · Jul 1

Stages of life:
1. Birth
2. You gotta be fucking kidding me
3. Death

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Jonnie @jhaldon.bsky.social · Jun 28

Anderson looks class in this final 😢 #nufc

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Jonnie @jhaldon.bsky.social · Apr 7

Felt like we’ve not been great but we’re 3 nil up?! After the first’s gone in players rushing with the ball smelling blood in the water, when they’ve got all the time and space in the world. #nufc

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Jonnie @jhaldon.bsky.social · Mar 16

TOON

Jonnie @jhaldon.bsky.social · Feb 8

Agree, watched it 3 times through. Anti-fascist art 🙏🏼

Jonnie @jhaldon.bsky.social · Jan 27

If he’s off, all the best to Miggy. That goal against Palace is burned into my retinas. Hero. #nufc

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