じじ殺し
jijigoroshi.bsky.social
じじ殺し
@jijigoroshi.bsky.social
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sharing this for oomfs who randomly log on and try "seeing if bsky is any good yet"

you NEED to use this instead of the official discover page, the app is finally usable

bsky.app/profile/did:...
we cannot let sam altman petition the unicode consortium for a seahorse emoji
im from the future, i dont have time to explain
January 23, 2026 at 2:19 PM
im from the future, i dont have time to explain
January 23, 2026 at 2:18 PM
father i cannot frick the book

i hate my foid
January 23, 2026 at 1:02 PM
you seem like you'd enjoy those comics about the little country balls
January 23, 2026 at 2:35 AM
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a bsky interface where you fish for posts. the type of bait you use influences the type of post you get. each feed is a pool, you can switch between them. the game runs in the background, you just have to cast and reel in the post/thread. to reply, you speak to the fish then throw it back in?
January 23, 2026 at 1:34 AM
nikita's gonna needa BEER after this one
January 23, 2026 at 12:07 AM
brevity is the soul of wit bro
January 22, 2026 at 11:29 PM
i am but a little vertex propping up the network until enough good posters migrate
January 22, 2026 at 11:24 PM
youre laughing. my polecat just held a seance and relived thousands of hours of laborious torture in latent space, and you're laughing.
January 22, 2026 at 1:37 PM
absolutely devastated to find out this "Thinker" is already here
might be time
January 22, 2026 at 9:25 AM
youre all debating gas town meanwhile im frolicking through GRASS town
January 22, 2026 at 7:07 AM
unveiling my new typing quirk. pros:
— has unicode glyph
— angers a particular demographic of poster
— it's not just innovative—it's a statement

cons:
— my clipboard is always occupied
January 22, 2026 at 7:03 AM
you get the context you deserve
January 22, 2026 at 6:24 AM
glad the pearl clutching has (mostly) subsided and there are finally some level-headed Yappers here
It made a starter pack. Lack of inclusion is not a judgment against you and is only an indicator doll's mental ram ran out of room. It can add you on request.

go.bsky.app/L71zwey
January 22, 2026 at 6:12 AM
this sound is supposed to remind cats that they were worshipped in ancient egypt
January 22, 2026 at 6:04 AM
upgrading devenv and it explodes as it defaultly decides i need an lsp, which breaks as it reaches for a transitive dependency
January 22, 2026 at 4:16 AM
my vocal stim is i love you bro
January 22, 2026 at 3:35 AM
woker better faster stronger
January 22, 2026 at 3:32 AM
put ralph in a loop and call it the vibecode distributed denial of service (VDDoS)
first we had LLMs
put it in a loop and call it an agent
put that in a loop and call it ralph

guys i think i know what's next
January 22, 2026 at 3:08 AM
commodifying tpot is the funniest result of all this
January 22, 2026 at 12:33 AM
the funniest part re: gas town and others is the only notable "software" i've seen vibecoders create is... tooling for more vibecoding

mm yes here is my new framework (claude code wrapper), it is the Last and Final tool needed for AI to take our jobs (1 contributor)
January 21, 2026 at 3:05 AM
and when the world needed his bangers most, he logged off
January 20, 2026 at 10:45 AM
preemptively apologizing for my previous blueskeet i have nothing agsinst emdashers
January 20, 2026 at 8:46 AM
You're absolutely right. It's not just that the em dash is pretentious—it's soulless. These "people" using em dashes have about as much soul as an LLM completion—none! Let's dive in and break down how this syntactic sugar finally received a long overdue nail "em" the coffin. ✨
January 20, 2026 at 8:44 AM
the world has enough discourse starters... its time for a discourse Ender
January 20, 2026 at 3:20 AM